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Michael✨

@ohnomiko.bsky.social
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MPLS • Virgo • he/him Drinking my water, minding my biz Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social IG: @miko_chaymbuhz

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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 12h
Sooooooo Lorde coded 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 13h
Averaging 3 spam calls per day and it’s only increasing
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally have not stopped thinking about this album, it’s so fucking good.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so many tracks from Popstar sound like they could be on ANTI and that is the highest possible compliment
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
About U is a top 10 album for sure. So so so good. 🩷🩷🩷
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Slayyyter Dance Slayyyter
ALT: Slayyyter Dance Slayyyter
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drank with straight people and they turned off brand new chanel$
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kaleidoscope Heart? ELITE taste. 🙂‍↕️
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deana Carter, iktr 🙂‍↕️
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
????? No?????
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To this day, still so good and so fresh. Really is the blueprint.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg SEW GOOD. Enjoy, it’s a wild ride.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I almost put Maggie and Kacey on mine which would have been even closer…
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was so difficult, but this feels right.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The number of crossovers we have…
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw Sara Bareilles tonight and oh my god I am gonna be thinking about that show for a long time. Such raw expression of grief and joy and that VOICE my LORD. What a gift.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nearly tripped rushing over to it
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shaboozey I am free this Thursday evening for a date if you are available for a date on Thursday when I am free for a date
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kacey is the only person who could pull off that Dolly tribute. 💔 #VMAs
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It hurts me every time I see it
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I too was a sassy guy at one point…
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GIRLS…HIS WIFE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT IT www.instagram.com/reel/Ddw7nNS...
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AND dropped it. Wait til you see his wife’s anniversary post on Instagram…
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🗣️PROVE IT
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Risking $100 by ordering a bootleg Mayhem In The Desert vinyl from a random record store in Australia
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I was in band! That’s where I met my wife!”
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Text from my sw*ftiest of friends who (like me) has abandoned ship lmao.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feel like shit, just want her back so bad
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pink Clouding
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about the time I got a text from a random number and it was a link to a song by Jennifer Love Hewitt and I said “who is this?” because I didn’t have the number and they said “she was in I know what you did last summer”
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost crashed driving into work because I was going so hard to BEAT UP CHANEL$ 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Toledo!
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some drafts
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy SHIT
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the ones who Get It™ get it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stassi Schroeder in the hot tub with Kyle on the first episode of Summer House
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Team building activity: you all cover your goddamn mouths and stay the fuck away from me
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to be done with “influencer ads” because who are you and why are you walking around your neighborhood telling me to use Kalshi
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forced the dj at my sister’s wedding to play BEAT UP CHANEL$ for me and my bestie only and it was 1000% worth it
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blocking accounts that follow you and unfollow and refollow on a monthly basis
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gay people’s CF stories
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the few episodes I've actively cried at. They did a great job.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am Tipsy™ after a work event in Denver and have the hiccups. AMA ✨
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the general public really is a different breed of people
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
way too many straight men at this gate that need to prove they do Business™ by talking very loudly on their phones in Business™ meetings.
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah she’s pregnant…with LG6
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a MAN 😮‍💨
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listened to crank 2 the way god intended: blasting it in my VW Tiguan while speeding down the interstate to my corporate job
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Michael✨ @ohnomiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My reaction with “post some windows!!!!!” or “STOP RIGHT NOW and post a street sign” like let’s play social media junior somewhere else instead mmk?
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