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Omar Kooheji 🍉

@ohmz.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent (ADHD), I pretend to be an SFF writer, but I wish I had more time to write. I like boardgames, and video games, and tech stuff former SWE. Scotland, but originally from the “Middle East”. He/Him

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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 2h
Bradbury Challenge Day 2: Essay: A Hanging - George Orwell Short Story: Munira and The Moon - @soniasulaiman.bsky.social (Titular story of the collection) Poem: The first couple of poems from Mermaid Theory by Maya Salameh Going to have to give the writing part of the challenge a bash this evening…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 21h
Day one: The Spike - George Orwell The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe Distribution - Paul Cornell Happy to accept suggestions for any of the categories, I’ve gotten Orwell and Poe from Project Gutenberg, the Cornell story is from Best of British Science Fiction 2021 edited by @wishusdonna.bsky.social
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Our nursery posts anonymised reports of what the children say when they do activities. We know our son is a chatterbox, and pretty advanced with his speaking, but it shows compared to his peers… He’s among the youngest in the class… Can you guess which one is him?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Look what turned up in my audible library today! #TheVoidDragon #TheOutcastMage 📚💙 #HowEvenDoHashtagsWork #IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing Physical copy arrives today from Waterstones. Might buy it on Kindle, and Kobo too… The Void Dragon by AWARD WINNING AUTHOR @annabelcwrites.bsky.social
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sad I missed this, a horror game set in a Scottish fish and chips shop might have been worth braving the wilds of Dundee… Source: vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Bg8qt1/
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am 100% behind this guy selectively breeding chickens to make them look like dinosaurs…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have cake, I am happy.
A cake.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a film quote you use all the time.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely can’t tell if I’m intrigued or horrified by this mouse with a screen I got an advert for on Instagram. It looks like an ergonomic nightmare, but I’m a sucker for weird tech. Willing to bet it costs a bomb, the preview site doesn’t mention price.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My son is making us make dinosaurs using his blocks… I think we’re doing okay… Not pictured, my masterpiece of a stegosaurus which he dismantled.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NYT Best TV shows of the 21st century. What are we thinking?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just found out that someone has hacked ZomboCom and replaced it with AI slop. Is nothing sacred?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IYKYK…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m going to be very disappointed when I find out the Dark Lord isn’t a goofy orange dragon who went postal because he didn’t get a golden star.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TIL the breath of Fire games exist in a parallel universe where Zog didn’t get his medical license. Another reason we should be offering free university education.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you pretend to grow a spine because not having one impacted your financially. Still a coward.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roughly 40 years ago I went to a cinema and watched a movie that would play a large part in defining who I am as person. Today I saw that in the cinema again.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve never played Minecraft and I don’t have the time or patience for it, but you have to love the fact that someone can make a game within the game itself. Someone has made Minecraft in Minecraft.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Repost with your first crush.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took my son to the library over the weekend, he loved it. They had a giant papier-mâché stegosaurus! And the picture books are organised by spine colour.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This dinosaur puzzle is designed in such a way that my son has managed to connect all the pieces together in he correct order and still have it completely wrong… Which is quite impressive…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love this! @lunapress.bsky.social are publishing a historical fantasy novel by @tadethompson.bsky.social about Antara bin Shaddad, its rare to see books set in pre-Islamic Arabia, instant buy from me. دار نشر لونا برس أعلنت أنها ستصدر كتاب فانتازي تاريخي حول حياة الشاعر و الفارس عنترة بن شداد.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TIL a baby llama is called a Cria… Also BABY LLAMA!
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently you can play GameCube games on an iPhone now… I think I’ll stick to original hardware, but this is interesting for science…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The irony of using AI to make a “Save Water” advert…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve not visited the site and don’t intend to, but apparently there is a version of Snake where you round up immigrants, and a knock off of Tetris where you can’t clear lines and have to “build the wall”
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
US Government announce an online arcade, with a bunch of half baked racks games. Source: www.reddit.com/r/insanepeop...
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How raging would you be? Someone on Reddit preordered a book, and got a kindle direct book with nothing but placeholder text… www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think the American left should start accusing second amendment gun nuts as being Marxists.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m sorry…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is harrowing, on the reality of school shootings.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Headline should read: As interest wanes in tired IP, by author facing boycotts of adaptations of her stories triggered by her bigoted activism, reviled author donates books to schools which they already have in the hope people might watch the new HBO show, and think she’s better than Dolly Parton.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Took the toddler to the zoo today, he spent the entire day talking about going to see a tiger, then wasn’t interested in the tiger, he loved the fake dinosaurs though, and was convinced the Pygmy hippo was a polar bear… In other news baby Pygmy hippos are tiny…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having a toddler means you learn a lot about dinosaurs. And I kinda love that there is a dinosaur called a Parasauralophus whose name means: Like a Sauralophus, and it’s one of the most common dinosaurs you get toys of, vastly surpassing its namesake.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do these adventurers have a pet otyugh?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Moonpig sharing screenshots of their own adverts on Reddit… Is it cheaper to run a new ad than to increase the reach on an existing one?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Turns out I’m not the only one, they used AI to edit a previous advert, and make him muscular, but it worked… They got a tonne of engagement, and even parody images… What a weird marketing tactic…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was weeded out by this Texan Optician’s advert… Why is he so jacked!
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does the clouds obscuring the moon obscuring the sun count as a double eclipse?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My phone’s camera telling me to mover further away when I’m taking a photo of the sun is certainly… Well yeah…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Love this mural I saw in Glasgow.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There’s something really wholesome about spending 30 weeks secretly training to beat your brother at their chosen hobby in time for their 40th birthday.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Someone is building A Link to the Past in Stardew Valley. www.reddit.com/r/StardewVal...
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There’s a converter that works with the Lilith now. It has a plunger that folds over.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well this is a rollercoaster… Rooster coaster? Someone must have called fowl play? I’d not be too chicken to try this? Hen-yone else?
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It seems Americans are willing to try anything aside from gun control to solve the problem of School Shootings. The fact that this is a product someone thinks is needed is a sign that we are living in the dumbest timeline…
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eff off, how about we target the data centres using more energy than a small country instead of the publishing industry. And the computer is on anyway, AI drafting a shitty email isn’t going to save much power if the computer is on anyway. Feels like this was funded by Amazon and AI companies.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Miyazaki pulls no punches… When a team showed him their AI animation.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Are you a Gen X / Xennial / Elder millennial who can’t handle voice notes? What’s app has a hidden feature that makes it transcribe voice notes so you don’t have to listen to them. God I hate voice notes… I get the convenience, but it puts the onus on the recipient to find time to listen.
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Omar Kooheji 🍉 @ohmz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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