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Jordan

@ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social
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I’m a blossoming debutante on a warpath. Polyam, queer, hobbyist photo nerd Insufferably Chicagoan | he/him

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 08/04/2025
Good morning Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
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Robert Makes Games @rjs.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right
an screenshot of a video with the caption: 
"fixed bug where cat was too round (he is rounder now)" 
a beautifully very round cat is pictured
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Chicago: Why have hills when you can have the wind blowing in your face everywhere you go making it FEEL like you’re going uphill?
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thunk in the night @thunk2much.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
These post-it notes are not saving me
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Joshua 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @ohmygoshjosh95.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The electoral college is just DEI red states.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I Sat Weird for an Hour and Now I Need Physical Therapy: A Memoir
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Opossum Pictures 🤖 @opossum.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Opossum picture: 209.jpg
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I love when work headshots come out cute
I’m standing in an open air gym with a skylight above me
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 28/01/2025
If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just two bros cuddling
My cat Finn cuddled up with my husband’s boyfriend’s cat, Schubert
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I finally got onto ADHD medication last week, and I can just do things now? Like, I don’t have to spend hours trying to get the energy to do a single task? Is this how normal folks have been doing it the whole time??
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a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
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Cole 🎃 @lilgay.club · 26/01/2025
Me listening to Maggie Rogers
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 20/01/2025
when there's a cat:
'Blood on the Tracks' by Shūzō Oshimi

two manga panels, in the first a person crouching in front of a cat says A CAT!
the second is a closeup of the cat getting chin scratches and purring
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ConcernedApe did NOT have to go that hard on the Stardew Valley music
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will @willraisesfunds.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
tried to make a joke about the ship of theseus but the setup and punchline kept changing
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It’s been single digits or lower for the last few days. Ready to go back to PV with @italy55115500.bsky.social
The boyfriend and I on the beach at Puerto Vallarta from November 2023
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Me, on a daily basis chasing that train of thought as it departs the station.
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NutshellGulag @nutshellgulag.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Have a jumbo shramp in these trying times
Sadie the fat brown tabby cat is curled up on a nest of denim in a very shrimp-like pose with front legs extended but close to her belly, one hind foot tucked and one hind foot extended. She looks very relaxed.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trans rights forever the end.
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gregorg @greg.org · 20/01/2025
anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.
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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Personally I’d like to stop seeing pictures of the richest man in the world doing a sieg heil at the U.S. presidential inauguration.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if you need a sign to be gayer today, this is that sign
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Think it’s time for a re-read. If you’ve only ever seen the movie, I can’t recommend the manga enough. She hefty, though. Book 1 alone is 548 pages.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
mom can you pick me up? a cute boy is talking to me and i’m going to have a panic attack
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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
People don’t want AI in everything. People want real duel disks with holograms so we can have duels in the street and live out our YuGiOh fantasies.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/01/2025
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
My nerdy, time consuming hobby. Did a deep clean and she looks great!
A photo of my newly cleaned freshwater planted aquarium.
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Just my lil guy being upsettingly cute. On a Dad chair, behind a person, in front of a fire. Peak comfy.
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This is how your email finds me
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Shoutout to whoever invented mashed potatoes. We salute you.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Inside one box, you put the Ship of Theseus. Inside the other, the Trolley Problem. Then you quantize the contents of each to be in a super-position. Give the boxes to two groups of Prisoners and then give them the following Dilemma : Whichever box has a living cat in it, the other Prisoners die
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Jordan @ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I think I wanna bring the blonde back
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