:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026it's going to be a nice day out tomorrow, we should probably stay inside and do nothing 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Did a little procrastinating earlier so the best I can do right now is a summoning square 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some local youths saw me drinking beer between my hedges and now they think I'm the jersey devil 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh nothing, just zombieing through life until something makes sense 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026People will just say "hey, how you doin?" like it's not the worst time of your life 153 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Brb, I'm going to win back my twitter crush from 2017 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 I appreciate you wearing a mask and all but the urge to boop your nose remains the same 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've done the math and it's not good. uh, because it's math 121 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I accidentally said that it's pookie season so I have to change towns again 020 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026people don't get mad at my comma placement like they used to 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I found a fresh paper towel in my pocket today. So I got that going for me 020 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fake it till you make it, but we're just drinking beers 020 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's not stalking, I'm just trying to keep your engagement numbers up 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Go check out the full moon! No, don't stare at the sun! Who made up all these stupid rules 020 0
Reposted by :-*sooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's histamines 3227 0
Reposted by :-*Warden Potato Queen vas Normandy @wardenpotato-queen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Challenging myself not to rush today's art 182 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The walk of shame, but you have to go back in the store because you forgot the light beer 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm over people using "I haven't left the house in days" as a negative 110 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I used to flirt at the bar by spilling drinks on myself. It never worked, but at least I was trying 021 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This year for Halloween I'm gonna be slutty Super Mario or towelie from South Park (also slutty), I don't know yet 031 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love coming up with new meal ideas because someone at the store is standing where I need to be 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's Friday night and your room smells like farts, but I still believe in you 020 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The home gym kinda went sideways when I installed the beanbag nap zone 030 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The biggest red flag is when they expect you to make an effort 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i met a crow today. i didn't get his name. because crows don't talk back 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Internet introverts: OMG I'm so awkward!! Also internet introverts: OMG that picture of my b-hole is really blowing up 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The only way to really get to know someone is to play mad libs 110 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026tell you the truth, I do my best whoring after some hard seltzers 110 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not to brag, but my clothes have been in the dryer for 3 days now 000 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Might rent a porta potty for the trick or treaters and call it the devils chair 001 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026But babe, the real-estate agent said the shed can double as a mausoleum 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026fuck a labor day, I'm gonna need a labor month to recover from this hangover 020 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When I say I'll be there by 10 I'm talking about October 030 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you're online all day I just assume you live in a bathroom 010 0
:-* @ohhthatmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026when you see the robots you know it's time to take your ass inside! 😅 110 0
Reposted by :-*Warden Potato Queen vas Normandy @wardenpotato-queen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thankful hubs got a job but can't start until manager is in after the holiday. Hoping we can at least cover a week of rent while we wait for the income to start coming in. Still donating plasma but a chunk of that keeps going toward gas, and ramen. Thank you. ko-fi.com/roguepotato/... 1611 0
