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@ohheytimbo.bsky.social
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Mediocre Gen X Canadian chap. Eat a dick, fascists. Everyone else is welcome. Father of 3, Adoptive Mother of 1 (pictured) The last of the big time penetrators, playing dead to fuck the undertaker... he/him

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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 7h
Easton Cowan on a 41 goal pace send skeet...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 7h
Oh my Gord, William. Have a shift.
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Left Coast Leafs Podcast @leftcoastleafspod.bsky.social · 8h
The fact McKinnon has already scored 2 vs the Leafs but missed 2 empty nets in the Olympic gold medal game proves every NHL players most important games of their careers are against the Toronto Maple Leafs
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I went to several schools, in several cities, growing up. No city had anything close to the clique/social hierarchy shit that this backwater of 75k had, and apparently it's carried on for decades.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know if it's hand-me-down traits, the geographic isolation/insulation of the Soo, or just learned behaviour from Being Online, but... There are a LOT of Gen Z that I interact with daily who carry some SERIOUS intolerance, be it race, gender roles/identity, or social station. Woof.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perhaps he could be Master Ken's new assistant... youtu.be/sMwXuFwSiaU?...
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101 Ways to Attack the Groin | Master Ken
YouTube video by EnterTheDojoShow
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just when I was starting to feel something again...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh settle down mister. The world doesn't revolve around old farts like youzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nick Paul looks like a Goddamn mob enforcer and I am here for it.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Especially since Johnson's mom just got diagnosed with lymphoma.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A veteran player from the Eagles suddenly retired 4 games in, cited mental health and family reasons. SAS laughed, mocked the mental health angle and said he was quitting on his team because they weren't playing well.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck Stephen A Smith
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I normally don't give a monkey's about the Jets, but their start without their asshole prima donna goalie is more than a little bit heartwarming.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They looked decent until they took a penalty and the momentum did a 180.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get one before our patience ends.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Burning Man
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Attempt to play a hockey game without a proper defense corps #26,467
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Simpsons Sideshow Bob
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This team is giving me 25/26 vibes...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just saw a late model RAV4 rolling on 22s, if you're wondering what commuter hubris looked like.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frustrating as it seems, they've been in every game. Clean things up, and maybe convert on some of these posts. I don't think we need to panic. Lots to like IMO. And don't stop looking at a D upgrade, Chayks.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Riiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oooh the Penguins broadcast team got some real Homer in them...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He kept it to a 1 goal game in the third. Talk to the guys in front of him. They were atrocious in the third.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Johnny Tired these days, amirite?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
North of North is a hell of a good series. Funny, original, and truly heartfelt. Worth the watch.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck the Cornell 7 Fuck Cornell University Fuck Megyn Kelly
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With any luck it will sewer their season again.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good for you...?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck Deshaun Watson Fuck Kirk Herbstreit Fuck the Cleveland Browns
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After watching his dog shit throws on the previous drive, I was about to skeet about how washed Rodgers looks.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Game Management ™️
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta manage that game, eh NHL?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oilers' goaltending questions in 3...2...1...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I'm right to be confused AF by this thread...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That bad?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah Cruise seems like the guy who would defend critiques of Digger by claiming "It's SATIRE. That's why YOU don't understand it."
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The needle doesn't move until Prism weighs in.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As much as I like this move for the Leafs, you have to think Columbus is feeling pretty good about the result. They got a legit top 6 winger on a very good contract. Trades don't usually go this well for the "have not" team with a disgruntled young star.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's why they have all the 2 year deals.. Obviously a window in place
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck sakes that's close
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secondary is becoming the toughest gig in pro sports, next to maybe NHL goalies.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Defensive backs don't stand a chance in this league anymore.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HEY! HEY! HEY!
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so fucking funny.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As frustrating as all of the pitching injuries have been, the Jays were doomed by a below-replacement-level offence. That has to be addressed in the off-season. I wouldn't be mad if Schneider got another year, but...meh. Need to make sure all the 2025 momentum isn't totally pissed away though.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great. This'll be stuck in my head all day. My son was obsessed with Stan Bush when he were a wee lad.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"They looked and sounded just like us, too. How could we have known?"
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"And if I had KNOWN that they'd turn out to be baby eaters, they would NOT have gotten my HOA vote!"
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think you overstate my influence and reach, but sure...
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