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@ohheytimbo.bsky.social
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Mediocre Gen X Canadian chap. Eat a dick, fascists. Everyone else is welcome. Father of 3, Adoptive Mother of 1 (pictured) The last of the big time penetrators, playing dead to fuck the undertaker... he/him

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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck Deshaun Watson Fuck Kirk Herbstreit Fuck the Cleveland Browns
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 11h
After watching his dog shit throws on the previous drive, I was about to skeet about how washed Rodgers looks.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta manage that game, eh NHL?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oilers' goaltending questions in 3...2...1...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As much as I like this move for the Leafs, you have to think Columbus is feeling pretty good about the result. They got a legit top 6 winger on a very good contract. Trades don't usually go this well for the "have not" team with a disgruntled young star.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck sakes that's close
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Defensive backs don't stand a chance in this league anymore.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As frustrating as all of the pitching injuries have been, the Jays were doomed by a below-replacement-level offence. That has to be addressed in the off-season. I wouldn't be mad if Schneider got another year, but...meh. Need to make sure all the 2025 momentum isn't totally pissed away though.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So we're just going to ignore the whole Progressive Elites Slurping Adrenochrome Out Of Babies epidemic now?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Bottom: Mime Performance
ALT: Bottom: Mime Performance
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck Connor Hellebuyck. Fuck Pink. Fuck Ed Sheeran. Fuck Robert Kraft. I'm tired. Goodnight good folks..
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shoutout to Bro who put a bull bar on his Soccer Mom-spec Exploder. Sure Sure it's now nose-heavy, sucks more gas, and will plow like a pig in corners, but hey at least you look like a...cop now?
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday to my lovely Stacy. Thanks for making life, and me, so much better. It's your people that matter. ❤️
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What an unbelievably frustrating team this year's Blue Jays squad is
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If this team had even league average offence, they'd be safely in a playoff spot
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I could hit those last 2 curveballs FFS
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So that taunting call, which occured DURING the play, was still called as a penalty AFTER the play. Hmm...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The daughter in the Vrbo hot tub commercial can go directly to hell.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big Brain Genius play there for absolutely no reason, Williams.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Singletary swing passes will continue until morale improves
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 13/09/2026
The Food Professor saying something stupid, followed by people making fun of the Food Professor, prompting the Food Professor to whine that he’s a victim of cancel culture kinda sums up how the attention economy works on X
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rest well, Shawn Devin, one of my oldest friends. I looked up to you, and probably wouldn't have survived Timmins high school without you. You got dealt a shitty hand health wise but you always went all in. I hope they let you rip burnouts in your Mustang wherever you are now. 💔
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I get pretty smug on these sites, thinking how much smarter I am than the average user. Then I remember the time I left my TV remote in the fridge. Times...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
M'luv and me at a lovely, chill wedding reception at the Pavilion at Crimson Ridge golf club. Great venue, despite them not letting me get in a quick nine...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To those trashing the new Grand Tour because "they're not C/H/M"... No shit. We know that. Hell, THEY know that. But they're retired and not coming back. So watch the reruns or hope someone makes some AI version ot them from 20 years ago. Watching something you know you'll dislike is sociopathic.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you had told me 15 years ago that I would be excited for the relaunch of a car show formerly hosted by The Holy Trinity, I would have questioned your pharmacological regimen. If you had then told me said show would be hosted by 3 Youtubers, I'd likely call in a wellness check. Yet here we are.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Two feminist icons lost in the past 10 days 💔.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 01/09/2026
All this content is just such pussy shit. "I want to matter and do important things!" "Homeless shelter's right there, bud. Military recruiters are taking calls in your area. Meals on Wheels always needs drivers." "I meant like fighting a bear."
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here come them dang Duke Boys...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I get chastised routinely by a Gen Z co-worker who thinks my haircuts are "age inappropriate". Look... I'm in my mid 50s. Every week I find something that I can't do well anymore, if at all. I still have a decent head of hair. Let me have this, kid.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A gender fluid individual just made a purchase in the store. Nice, polite, etc. Sales Bros on the floor begin a dissertation on gender identity. Me:
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - Iconic Run Begins
ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - Iconic Run Begins
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Christ on a bike...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also no Kennedy, Eisenhower...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hereby declare the following name change. Thank you for your attention to this matter. CitizenTJW
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Martin seems to be enjoying dad having the day off.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pfft...pussies.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm not sure if it's because of the light absorption properties of the paint causing crucial Vitamin D intake deficiencies, or maybe some kind of Bad MF cosplay kink... but a disproportionate number of drivers of black full sized pickups are inconsiderate fucking menaces on the road.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One day I'd love to wake up and not have to head another of our downstairs neighbour's dirty-diaper-tossing screaming PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE tantrums. To clarify, I'm referring to 🇺🇲
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TV's Brent @tvsbrent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your life is gonna get a lot easier when you stop treating fascists, racists, transphobes, misogynists, whoever, like they're being honest.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty Two Girls: let's get freaky...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm sure Todd Crocker is a terrific guy, loves his family, pays his taxes, etc. But his voice is so shrill and off-putting that him getting the Leafs radio job will put me off syncing the radio to a muted SNet broadcast.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To paraphrase MJ, liberals buy gas station Viagra, bad BBQ, and crap branded apparel from sweat shops too. thecomeback.com/culture/buc-...
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'Conservative, business-friendly states:' Buc-ee's CEO wants to avoid Blue states
Buc-ee's founder and CEO Arch "Beaver" Aplin III admits that the company actively avoids blue states and prioritizes conservative states.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In a previous life, I wrote stuff. This was something I was asked to produce for my local online media outlet following That Show 10 years ago. timwilcox.medium.com/that-night-i...
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That Night In Kingston
This past Saturday night, five fifty-something musicians embraced and kissed one another, then stepped onstage to play in a medium-sized…
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Most relatable robot by the end of this...
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As a huge Hip fan, I have to look at the last decade and say ENOUGH. Love or hate them, they always refused to play the usual industry promotion games. The commodification of their legacy since the band ceased has been Colonel Tom levels of tacky. So i'll sit this one out too. Let us mourn already,
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How to set off a car nerd's eye twitch when editing a TV show: Replace the exhaust sound of a vehicle in the shot with a rumbling V8 soundtrack. In Lucky a monster motor can be heard in a new Bronco, a new Volvo XC90, and an Audi Q4 E Tron. The last being particularly hilarious as it's an EV.
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Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
36? Just a fucking kid. Hollywood is a Goddamn meat grinder to young actors. RIP, young lady.
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