Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 11hFuck Deshaun Watson Fuck Kirk Herbstreit Fuck the Cleveland Browns 111
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 11hAfter watching his dog shit throws on the previous drive, I was about to skeet about how washed Rodgers looks. 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As much as I like this move for the Leafs, you have to think Columbus is feeling pretty good about the result. They got a legit top 6 winger on a very good contract. Trades don't usually go this well for the "have not" team with a disgruntled young star. 110
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Defensive backs don't stand a chance in this league anymore. 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As frustrating as all of the pitching injuries have been, the Jays were doomed by a below-replacement-level offence. That has to be addressed in the off-season. I wouldn't be mad if Schneider got another year, but...meh. Need to make sure all the 2025 momentum isn't totally pissed away though. 010
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So we're just going to ignore the whole Progressive Elites Slurping Adrenochrome Out Of Babies epidemic now? 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comBottom: Mime PerformanceALT: Bottom: Mime Performance 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fuck Connor Hellebuyck. Fuck Pink. Fuck Ed Sheeran. Fuck Robert Kraft. I'm tired. Goodnight good folks.. 021
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shoutout to Bro who put a bull bar on his Soccer Mom-spec Exploder. Sure Sure it's now nose-heavy, sucks more gas, and will plow like a pig in corners, but hey at least you look like a...cop now? 120
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Happy birthday to my lovely Stacy. Thanks for making life, and me, so much better. It's your people that matter. ❤️ 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What an unbelievably frustrating team this year's Blue Jays squad is 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If this team had even league average offence, they'd be safely in a playoff spot 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So that taunting call, which occured DURING the play, was still called as a penalty AFTER the play. Hmm... 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The daughter in the Vrbo hot tub commercial can go directly to hell. 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Big Brain Genius play there for absolutely no reason, Williams. 000
Reposted by TímboMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the Singletary swing passes will continue until morale improves 217716
Reposted by TímboLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 13/09/2026The Food Professor saying something stupid, followed by people making fun of the Food Professor, prompting the Food Professor to whine that he’s a victim of cancel culture kinda sums up how the attention economy works on X 2046259
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Rest well, Shawn Devin, one of my oldest friends. I looked up to you, and probably wouldn't have survived Timmins high school without you. You got dealt a shitty hand health wise but you always went all in. I hope they let you rip burnouts in your Mustang wherever you are now. 💔 020
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I get pretty smug on these sites, thinking how much smarter I am than the average user. Then I remember the time I left my TV remote in the fridge. Times... 110
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026M'luv and me at a lovely, chill wedding reception at the Pavilion at Crimson Ridge golf club. Great venue, despite them not letting me get in a quick nine... 010
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To those trashing the new Grand Tour because "they're not C/H/M"... No shit. We know that. Hell, THEY know that. But they're retired and not coming back. So watch the reruns or hope someone makes some AI version ot them from 20 years ago. Watching something you know you'll dislike is sociopathic. 110
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you had told me 15 years ago that I would be excited for the relaunch of a car show formerly hosted by The Holy Trinity, I would have questioned your pharmacological regimen. If you had then told me said show would be hosted by 3 Youtubers, I'd likely call in a wellness check. Yet here we are. 111
Reposted by TímboAllison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 01/09/2026All this content is just such pussy shit. "I want to matter and do important things!" "Homeless shelter's right there, bud. Military recruiters are taking calls in your area. Meals on Wheels always needs drivers." "I meant like fighting a bear." 22611
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I get chastised routinely by a Gen Z co-worker who thinks my haircuts are "age inappropriate". Look... I'm in my mid 50s. Every week I find something that I can't do well anymore, if at all. I still have a decent head of hair. Let me have this, kid. 100
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A gender fluid individual just made a purchase in the store. Nice, polite, etc. Sales Bros on the floor begin a dissertation on gender identity. Me:static.klipy.comForrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - Iconic Run BeginsALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - Iconic Run Begins 020
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I hereby declare the following name change. Thank you for your attention to this matter. CitizenTJW 000
Reposted by TímboGarry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚 107143345751
Reposted by TímboFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268166334
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm not sure if it's because of the light absorption properties of the paint causing crucial Vitamin D intake deficiencies, or maybe some kind of Bad MF cosplay kink... but a disproportionate number of drivers of black full sized pickups are inconsiderate fucking menaces on the road. 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One day I'd love to wake up and not have to head another of our downstairs neighbour's dirty-diaper-tossing screaming PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE tantrums. To clarify, I'm referring to 🇺🇲 000
Reposted by TímboTV's Brent @tvsbrent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Your life is gonna get a lot easier when you stop treating fascists, racists, transphobes, misogynists, whoever, like they're being honest. 062
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty Two Girls: let's get freaky... 010
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm sure Todd Crocker is a terrific guy, loves his family, pays his taxes, etc. But his voice is so shrill and off-putting that him getting the Leafs radio job will put me off syncing the radio to a muted SNet broadcast. 210
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026To paraphrase MJ, liberals buy gas station Viagra, bad BBQ, and crap branded apparel from sweat shops too. thecomeback.com/culture/buc-...thecomeback.com'Conservative, business-friendly states:' Buc-ee's CEO wants to avoid Blue statesBuc-ee's founder and CEO Arch "Beaver" Aplin III admits that the company actively avoids blue states and prioritizes conservative states. 000
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In a previous life, I wrote stuff. This was something I was asked to produce for my local online media outlet following That Show 10 years ago. timwilcox.medium.com/that-night-i...timwilcox.medium.comThat Night In KingstonThis past Saturday night, five fifty-something musicians embraced and kissed one another, then stepped onstage to play in a medium-sized… 141
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As a huge Hip fan, I have to look at the last decade and say ENOUGH. Love or hate them, they always refused to play the usual industry promotion games. The commodification of their legacy since the band ceased has been Colonel Tom levels of tacky. So i'll sit this one out too. Let us mourn already, 010
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How to set off a car nerd's eye twitch when editing a TV show: Replace the exhaust sound of a vehicle in the shot with a rumbling V8 soundtrack. In Lucky a monster motor can be heard in a new Bronco, a new Volvo XC90, and an Audi Q4 E Tron. The last being particularly hilarious as it's an EV. 100
Tímbo @ohheytimbo.bsky.social · 17/08/202636? Just a fucking kid. Hollywood is a Goddamn meat grinder to young actors. RIP, young lady. 010