ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Happy #pridemonth to all who celebrate - I plan on celebrating by not paying my mortgage which all gay people are allowed to do every June!! 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 22/03/2026then i watched as all of these aging millennials absolutely lost it to mr. brightside (again by a cover band) and i couldn’t help but come to terms with the fact that yes we as millennials are older now because i could see most people favoring their good knee throughout their bounces god bless 001
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 22/03/2026just popped a pimple at a 2000s cover band show, my millennial powers are coming into their prime beneath this crescent moon 110
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 18/03/2026sorry to break it to most of the men on dating apps but liking the gym and food and travel isn’t a personality 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026sometimes you just have to stop and ask: does he have abs or is he just wearing a patagonia jacket 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“someone who prioritizes their physical health and well being” girl just say no fats like we’re all swamped with marketing language every day, you’re not coming off less judgmental lol not everyone who’s a different shape from you is unhealthy 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 28/12/2025heated rivalry was so good it made us all forget that it was still 2025 for a month and a half and that’s powerful 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 27/12/2025just remember if you start going to actual hockey games because of heated rivalry that the NHL spent a good chunk of 2023 banning pride tape so you know enjoy the show but remember it ain’t the cottage lol 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 27/12/2025body progress check in or something, happy cottage day everyone 0100
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025skating at a hockey club the day after watching the season finale of heated rivalry got me high key stressed 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025i made a playlist that’s based on that club scene from heated rivalry still wip, but now you too can feel like you’re in a club that visually looks like it would be fun but the vibe is actually rancid!open.spotify.comThat Weird Night Club from Heated Rivalry Vibes 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025💀 nooo i heard of one bar that’s gonna show it xmas day cause it’s a single bartender working here so contemplating going lol 110
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025y’all are just watching a show with heated rivalry meanwhile i’m at a rink 4-5 times a week practicing figure skating in between hockey things so you don’t truly know suffering until you have to go to an ice rink and act normal after seeing that show lmao 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my biggest regret is not being able to watch that episode for the first time in that specific bar lol 110
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 24/12/2025that sloppy, room temperature, no ice, draped all over the sides of the cup, weird shade of red/purple ass drink had me fucked up every time i was like it doesn’t even look COLD it’s CURDLED 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 24/12/2025tonight at the rink some straight guy in hockey skates with his girlfriend kept telling me how beautiful my skating and jumps were sir i JUST watched heated rivalry, i don’t need this right now 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 22/12/2025pistol squat from laying flat to a high leg is not something i thought id ever be able to do lol 2025 has been crazy for fitness for me 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 19/12/2025man it’s a shame that grindr has basically just become an unusable ad machine. where else am i supposed to go to get told by men that i’m not fit enough to even speak to them? 😔 100
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 15/12/2025nooo this serves an important purpose, so i refuse because im this exact bitch 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 10/12/2025it’s dark, it’s cold, it’s quiet i step onto my back porch and somewhere in the distant woods i hear a woman cackle like a witch and echo across the trees it’s the little things that really make the holidays special 000
