Reposted by Former Mozzarella Stick AccountGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026LOGGING ON 0583151 583
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Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Dealing with the worst hs flare-up. Fuck this. 100 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The only bad part about being on vacation with my inlaws is how desperately I just want to remove my bra right now 001 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Vacation home we are renting had a pro-Project 2025 book in its bookshelves. Never been more excited to put trash literally in the trash. Fuck this. 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Spiders are bathroom pets, and I will not explain myself 021 2
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Sometimes I feel so defeated by my job. And then other times one of my 7th graders will jump into a class discussion by talking about the connotation of the names "greaser" vs "soc" completely unprovoked and I will feel like I can take on the world 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Calling it. Widow's Bay = Mayorial Sacrifice. 000 0
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Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Didn't even notice the Cleveland meteor because I was teaching 7th graders 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026My mom talked to the lady who voiced the computer for Star Trek Discovery at her work and this is the funniest random encounter ever. 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025My students told me I had "Hannah Montana Energy" during a field trip this week, and I literally have no clue what they were trying to tell me 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I'm sorry, but parents with 3 kids have such Gen X energy no matter what age they are 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Found a handsome boy in the woods 110 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I would die for this cat 120 2
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025My three year old must know its the first day of my summer break, because this is the first time in months that he's woken me up at 5:30 am👍 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Ran out of candy during the last week of school, so the new prize is just "Who wants to wear the hotdog costume today??" 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Trying so hard to not be a bitter witch but mother fuck is it difficult 🙄 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Eternally walking the line between wanting to dress nicely and never wanting to be perceived by others 021 2
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Blue Prince is consuming my life 110 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My only takeaway from the new Death Stranding trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU5...youtube.comThe Simpsons | Monorail SongYouTube video by Double Denim Days 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Damn triangles are such fucking good shapes 110 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Severence premeire night! Also, no way that this Helly is actually severed in that episode. 040 4
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Felt an aural migraine coming on and warned my students ahead of time. They lost their minds at the phrase "migraine with aura" and heard nothing else. 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Suddenly remembered that for several years my dad stored an unused hotdog cart in my backyard for seemingly no reason. 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Real weird to think about how cats have belly buttons 100 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025My students have roasted me for being an English teacher who doesn't wear enough cardigans. There's no way to win. 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My biggest character flaw is that I think brie is disgusting 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Is parenting toddlers always this hard or is it just the whole twin thing? 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024b sky? more like Be whole Stay safe out there, sweet ones 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Listen. My husbands family during Thanksgiving is so very pleasant, but they get points off for not letting me offer the turkey carcass to the raccoons and skunks in their backyard (as is tradition). 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 03/08/2024I always think of That One Class of students I had while teaching, and how they were my favorite despite the fact that hey kept comparing me to Lucy from the Despicable Me sequels. 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 18/03/2024I read Poor Things when I was a senior in high school, and watching the film version 15 years later feels like the weirdest ( and incredibly appropriate) look back at my former self 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2024All of these intro Superbowl team sizzle reels are cut like they're a Tim Robinson sketch 000 0
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Reposted by Former Mozzarella Stick AccountAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 01/10/2023feeling very kate bush as a bat this morning 1560987 609
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 06/10/2023The first three episodes of OFMD season 2 are so goddamn good, I feel like I've already watched am entire season 020 2
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 23/09/2023This series of Halloween decorations from Target is so fucking funny I swear to god 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2023The amount of time I spent explaining the Flavor of Love Expanded Universe to my younger coworkers today is somewhat embarrassing. 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 08/09/2023Irrational urge to shout "IT'S FROM THE THRIFT STORE" every time I am complimented on my outifit. 000 0
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Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Hello and welcome, sweet friend! 110 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 06/08/2023My two-year-old daughter everytime she watches us play Pikmin 4: 010 1
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Every night, my husband ventures outside to look for frogs at like 11pm. This is what marriage is. 000 0
Former Mozzarella Stick Account @ohheyitskatie.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Blue Sky has a major "drunk girls complimenting each other in the bar bathroom" energy, and I'm a fan. 110 1
