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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 21/08/2026

When you have a snotty torture list like this, I mark your job as "not serious" on my spreadsheet and move on. Plus a six-hour “test drive”? That's called "theft of services," my dude. You're not getting six hours of free work. [1/2]

If you move forward, here's an overview of what to expect:
→ Video interview, with a recruiter or Al, 15 - 30 minutes
→ Skill Assessment, 2 hours (on task)
→ Hiring Manager Interview, 60 - 90 minutes
→ Test Drive, 6 hours
→ Offer Acceptance. Employment is contingent upon the successful completion of reference and background checks.
*Certain steps in the hiring process may be adjusted depending on the position.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 22/07/2026

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 20/04/2026

Lunch today was AMAZING.

Chicken katsu ramen with fried garlic, bamboo, bok choy, woodear mushrooms, and green onions.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 03/02/2026

The press has done an outstanding job showing how Melania: the Motion Picture is as vapid as Melania: the Mail-Order First Lady. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...

Some theaters showing "Melania" were so empty that wags
suggested that undocumented immigrants should hide out there.
Reviews are brutal: The Independent said the first lady came
across as "a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this
ghastly bit of propaganda." The Guardian dismissed the movie as
"gilded trash," and Variety asked, "Why would Amazon spend $75
million on a movie this boring?" (I think we all know the answer to
that.)

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 30/12/2025

Extremely relatable.

Loving Someone with Anxiety Means
Remembering This:
• They're not overthinking to be difficult - their brain is scanning for danger even when none is there.
• Their worries aren't pointless - it is a learned self-protection pattern attempting to keep them safe.
• When they ask for reassurance, it isn't to doubt you - it's a coping strategy their nervous system uses to feel safe, seen, and loved.
• They're not trying to be negative - anxiety makes every "what if" feel like a real possibility.
• If they take longer to decide, it's not indecision - it's weighing 47 outcomes you don't even see.
• When they cancel plans last-minute, it's not flakiness - it's their nervous system saying, "I'm overwhelmed" or "This feels too scary."
• They're not consciously trying to control everything - unpredictability just feels scary
• They're not being "too sensitive" - their system feels things deeply and notices what others overlook.
• They really don't want to worry this much - but, their nervous system has become habituated to being on constant alert
DR. KELLY VINCENT

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 22/12/2025

I picked up Donald Trump for a short drive today. He was at the gas station, looking all confused. So I scraped him up and took him to the Dollar Store that went out of business thanks to his tariffs. It was that or a local homeless camp. He'd be at home in either. #MAGA #Trump #Republicans

An "I did that!" sticker of Donald Trump pointing upward. Someone affixed it to a gas pump such that the finger indicates the current price.

An "I did that!" sticker of Donald Trump over the "for lease" sign at a former Dollar Store. Trump-o-nomics drove it out of business. The sticker points at the words even though it is functionally illiterate.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 02/12/2025

And here's the playlist!

Replay
Top Songs
2025
1
The Band CAMINO
Baggy Jeans
6
The Band CAMINO
Infinity
2
The Band CAMINO
Limbo
7
Billie Eilish
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
3
Destryur & Faith In ...
Morbid
8
Beastie Boys
Ch-Check It Out
4
No Doubt
Hella Good
9
Beastie Boys Body Movin'
5
Our Last Night
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
10
• Destryur
Death by Video
NOD
𣊭c
ROC
NODOL
Music
DRES

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 02/12/2025

Time for #Apple #Music's annual review of my weird, eclectic listening habits.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 26/11/2025

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

The Blackbear, my custom corvette in No Man's Sky.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 11/11/2025

Watched #RiffTrax Flight to Hell on Saturday. Did you know my favorite movies are Alien and John Carpenter's The Thing? So each time FtH ripped off a line from Aliens, The Thing, or a related film, a little bit of me died inside. Example: does this screen seem a little similar to one in FtH?

A computer screen from John Carpenter's The Thing.

"Probability that one or more team members may be infected by intruder organism: -75%."

"(blue cell) > Cell >Dog (red cell) > Cell > Intruder"

"(single blue cell)"

"Projection: if intruder organism reaches civilized areas... entire world population infected 27,000 hours from first contact."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 09/11/2025

Welcome to the fleet, Normandy. #NMS Beachhead Expedition (Redux) complete! #NoMansSky #MassEffect #N7Day #Gaming

The Normandy entering the No Man's Sky universe.

A statistical breakdown of the Normandy's specifications.

"Excavator Bear_Gone_Wild
Quicksilver
#214,548,942 0 43,579
3495
Mass Accelerator Cannon
+6 Combat
Deep Scout Prototype
+15 Combat
Long-Range FTL Capacity
-3% Expedition Duration
NORMANDY
SRI
Internal Emission Sink
Silent Running Capability En
Tantalus Drive
+15 Exploration
] PREVIOUS NEXT
SSV Normandy SR1
Stealth Reconnaissance Frigate
* DEEP SCOUT PROTOTYPE
CLASS
* Combat
• Exploration
Industrial
# Trade
Expeditions
Times Damaged
Command
Design Notes
Notes
Fuel Requirements
3 tonnes / 250 LY
PROGRESS TO NEXT RANK
540 Successful Encounters
30
22
7
7
32
1
Under VI control
Sleek arcs
Needs aquarium
6%
DISMISS
Remove frigate from fleet
RETURN"

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 07/11/2025

The rewards for the latest #NMS expedition, Breach, included a whole lot of new Atlas-themed corvette parts. So I ripped apart my ship's exterior and rebuilt it with those parts. The Blackbear now looks much leaner and meaner! #NoMansSky #Gaming #PS5 #PlayStation

The Blackbear’s old design. A large, black corvette rests in a field of red grass with my character standing in front of it, clad in stone armor.

The Blackbear’s new design, including two recently-added jet trails. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects.

The Blackbear’s new design, minus two additional thruster trails I added later. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 31/10/2025

Happy #Halloween! This year's jack-o'-lantern is a tribute to the Atlas in honor of the No Man's Sky "Breach" expedition. Would work better with a redder light, though! nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/The_Atlas blog.playstation.com/2025/10/22/n...

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 21/10/2025

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 13/09/2025

Yeah, they're kinda adorable. ❤️ Our security camera caught this moment during the summer months.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 13/09/2025

All right, who cast Wall of Fog on my neighborhood?

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 16/08/2025

I'm trying my "Valhalla Blend" home-brewed absinthe after two months of steeping. I cut this glass 50/50 with water and sweetened it with simple syrup. The flavor is interesting, but I have to sip this stuff very slowly. The base is pure moonshine -- literally.

A glass of orange-colored absinthe on a dark wooden side table.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 24/06/2025

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

Flash Gordon, Dr. Zarkov, Prince Thun, and Dale Arden from The New Adventures of Flash Gordon (1979).

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 08/06/2025

Went to the #Oregon Renaissance Faire with @Augie yesterday. We had a grand time! I drank apple mead, bought an absinthe kit (more on that later), and met an iguana in chainmail. Fun times!

A pizza stall and a stall for "The Eggroll People" at the Oregon Renfaire food court.

A sachet of herbs with a business card attached.

Le Loup Garau Alchemi
THE TRUE HOME OF MAKE-YOUR-OWN ABSINTHE
SIMON & AMY HUNTLEY
FORTHEABSINTHEMINDED@GMAIL.COM
WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY
www.LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY.COM
INSTAGRAM: LE_LOUP_GAROU_ALCHEMY
Tik Tok: @LLG_ALCHEMY
316-648-4262

Augie standing in the crowd at the Oregon Renfaire.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 05/06/2025

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

From today's CNN front page: "Trump 'very disappointed' in Musk after bill criticisms." The next article after that has a headline which reads "President suggests Musk has 'Trump derangement syndrome.'"

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 23/05/2025

#Adobe, honey, we need to talk about your obsession with pushing #AI at people for stupid reasons. Yes, dear. It's a long PDF. It's filled with big words! May I read them in peace, please?

“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.”

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 23/05/2025

Artificial intelligence for a genuinely-stupid memoir.

First Lady Melania Trump unveils Al-narrated
audiobook version of her memoir
From CNN's Donald Judd
First Lady Melania Trump announced the release of an Al-narrated version of her memoir
Thursday, saying on X that it is "narrated entirely using artificial intelligence in my own voice."
Dubbing it a "NEW ERA," Trump added: "Let the future of publishing begin."
Trump released her memoir in October 2024, writing ahead of its release that writing it "has
been a deeply and reflective journey for me." The Al-generated audio book is now available for
purchase.
"Melania: The Audiobook is narrated using artificial intelligence audio technology," a
statementposted to the first lady's personal website says. "The narrator is an Al-generated
replica of Melania Trump's voice, created under Mrs. Trump's direction and supervision."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 23/04/2025

I only drink at the classiest joints. #Vault31

A rubber chicken on a bar top. The sign beside it reads "squeeze cock for service."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 05/04/2025

No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.

Karl Urban as Billy Butcher: "Just quit being a cunt."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 20/03/2025

I applied to an #AI tutor job out of desperation since I need luxuries like food and shelter. During the assessment, my subconscious said “check that company name again, pal." It's #xAI, Elon Musk's ugly puppy. I deleted my responses and told the recruiter to remove me from consideration.

To Whom It May Concern:

I should have read the "Al Tutor" job listing more thoroughly. During my initial review of its contents, I failed to correlate the company name with Elon Musk. Like many IT workers, l've been out of work almost two years now and need a job. But I'd rather leave the industry altogether than help your boss continue wrecking the world.

-Cameron Bear

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 03/03/2025

Okay, this is baffling. I can only assume it's some kind of #AI bullshit. I was listening to a synthwave playlist and wanted to add a song to my library. Every time I search on this upbeat, instrumental-only song, #AppleMusic asks if I need suicide prevention resources. WTF?

A search for the song "Neuroc" by Interferon. A prompt after the query reads "If you or someone you know needs help, support is available."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 27/02/2025

Oh, nice. Someone at the #DoD stalked my #LinkedIn profile. That's wholesome and not at all unnerving.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 14/01/2025

calling all trekkies!! show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

Captain Gabriel Lorca: I still don't give a damn.

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 03/01/2025

We will endure -- together. ❤️

A phoenix flying over a blighted landscape. The caption reads "WE WILL ENDURE."

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Artair Geal @ohbear.wtf · 20/11/2024

I used another "Exotic Skulls" #BAETH bath bomb yesterday. Now I've got a mammoth skull, and like any predictable nerd, I have arranged the collection on my desk by geological epoch.

A red, black, and white bath bomb with a toy mammoth skull on top.

Orange, red, and white bath water with bubbles.

A toy mammoth skull resting on a Bluetooth speaker.

An arrangement of toy skulls on my desk: dinosaur, proto-hominid, mammoth, and sabertooth cat.

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