PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 56mOh for fuck’s sake. PSA, folks: apparently the off-brand Tums-style antacid I was eating like popcorn yesterday can elevate BP, and mine was already kind of a problem, so… that’s probably mystery solved, smh. Would’ve been good to know that earlier. Truly, if it’s not one thing, it’s another. 000
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 2hI don’t know why my heart was going so hard at 5:30am but whatever the hell it was seems to have passed Didn’t care for that Good thing today’s a day off because I’ll probably need a nap and to hell with having a circadian rhythm 140
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 12hEvery time I think Invincible has hit the limit on being dark as shit, they level it up again Damn, s3e6. Damn. 000
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 12hInterviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Undiagnosed adult autistic: Yes. 110
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 13hLol I remember when my mom got a typewriter that had a tiny little green screen so you could preview your typing line by line before committing to paper and it was super cool and advanced 😄 130
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 13hIf this keeps up, then I’ll definitely give it a shot — thanks! 020
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 13hYep, as predicted: ow Will I eat this entire bottle of chalk tonight? Fuckin… probably! 110
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comMatt Damon: Ageing TransformationALT: Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation 000
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 14hOh good, the antacids kicked in right before my dinner that includes a spicy tomato sauce that definitely won’t trigger my heartburn all over again 🤪 150
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 14hWe love a good competence porn, especially in the now times when everything is idiots 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 14hThere’s a Mrs. Doubtfire stage production?static.klipy.comWhy Tho Cat MemeALT: Why Tho Cat Meme 030
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 15hLook at that date. That’s fucking crazy. It’s been going more than a decade! That wasn’t even the first year. The Fresno Zombie Crawl is still going strong, still run by my friends @typhoidashley.bsky.social and fuckin Patrick. Proud of those nutjobs. 110
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 16hSure hope these off-brand antacids work better than they taste Adulthood, folks! Sometimes it’s rad and sometimes it’s fucking bullshit, and you never know which way it’ll go 020
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 17hFucking Brooks, man. I really hope history remembers him as the bitchass bootlicker that he is. 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 17hYeah that tracks I’m mostly resigned to it at this point but every so often I’m like “so there’s a chance” 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 20hBut also “indoors” is a thing That was kinda my main point lol 020
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This was my reaction as well and I’m not even a cheesecake guy 000
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah I have definitely picked up on Strangelove vibes. Okay. I’m not un-curious, lol 030
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The marketing has been weird. What would you say the movie is about? 110
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The internet and the world is often annoying if not infuriating so here are some pictures that I hope will help move the needle in the other direction 121
Reposted by PhantasMalAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's important to remember that the AI doom scenario assumes not only that intelligence is a single well-defined thing, but also that intelligence solves literally every single problem, and that in every conflict overwhelming intelligence always wins. This is just not how anything works. 19805215
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Almost home. Been walking around and on my feet for most of 10-12 hours. They’re hurty. But you know what’s not hurty? My back. Something clacked into place yesterday morning and while I’m still a bit tender, my dog what a difference. It’s nice when the body does something that doesn’t hurt 040
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Drag is their dogwhistle for their big bad boog, trans, in this context. That’s my guess. 130
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Lol *I’m* a radical. Nobody running for office in America is even close to being a radical, as far as I know Damn those jackasses are such fragile little dweebs 140
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I meaaaaannnnn “Shine” is a stripper name if I’ve ever heard one so even dude’s fantasy lady needs him at metaphorical arm’s length 020
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Almost a decade now jfc how time flies and also wow does that suck Still less pathetic than that tosspot 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have been single for more than half a decade and I am less pathetic than this 230
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Maybe I’ll break it up a little, lol — but yeah that route is some of the best views in the whole area. Forest, cliffs, ocean, mountains, bridges and skyline. I think you should do it. 😆 120
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You will also be going through some of our most picturesque areas of natural beauty with fresh clean air coming in from the sea Hell, I’m tempted to follow that map just for a nice long walk 100
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These days weather’s hard to predict the way we used to but early May is generally cool and cloudy. When it’s sunny it’s not oppressive sunny so much as a lighting choice lol 110
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hope it works out! It would also be pretty cool to meet you and Pete. 120
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Loch Ness is a hard act for ANYTHING to follow But yes, looking at the route map, the Vancouver Marathon is pretty level and extremely scenic. 120
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Spoke too soon lmfao The “pepperoni” is bologna and everything slides off the crust when I try to pick it up 😆 But at this point I’m too hungry to care 030
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you mean MY Vancouver, you must let us locals know if you do it so we can cheer you on or whatever Or, well… I guess I can only speak for myself, but I’ll definitely cheer you on! 120
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026None of the above. My mind is an old bookstore with dubious lighting crammed to the rafters with all kinds of random shit, constantly blasting random music, and sometimes the books flit around like bats, trailing words behind them. 040
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I did come across a tiny little burger joint that looks fucking incredible and has really good prices but I am not in the mood for burger two nights running #banaltweet At least I got some really nice pictures to share with y’all later 030
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Strangely difficult to find the magical combination of pizza AND beer in the part of the city I’ve found myself in Either on their own: easy! Together? In a sit-down sort of scenario? lol fuck no 130
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Good point. DM would probably be easier to keep track of. 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ok a really super cute girl just smiled at me as we passed on the sidewalk so that’s it for me socializing this week, I’m all sorted. 060
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026By the way! To anyone and everyone. Next time you get gas, if you remember, take a pic of the price at the pump and send it to me. Same goes for any protest actions. If it makes it into the magazine, I’ll give you credit and a contributor copy. 241
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m right there with you. We’re all being blasted constantly with horrible shit and it feels wrong to take breaks. And that’s the strategy of wearing us down so we are too tired to fight. So the first line of resistance is to give yourself space to breathe and embrace your joys. /soapbox 010
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ll never forget the time I told a date that I was a graphic artist and she, completely and hilariously misunderstanding the term, asked me when I might get a real job Needless to say, that went nowhere fast lol 110