Sign in

Ash

@typhoidashley.bsky.social
15 followers 25 following 82 posts

Tired teacher. Sometimes I'm kind of funny.

PostsRepliesMedia
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Sunday. And happy day 4 of Aftershock Festival. Pretending I'm not 44 and going to suffer tomorrow. 😂
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hi. I'm here. Checking in. K byeeeeeee.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hey @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social I need you to get a blue cable knit cardigan and do a recreational of this. Like, I saw it and thought, "Hm, alternate universe James."
130
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Popping in to say hello, I'm here. Just terrible at checking this account.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Happy happy birthday to my dear @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social I hope the day is amazing and everything you hope for!
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Know what's fun? Seeing a post from a woman like me (only half-white) and hoping I'm white-passing enough to get me through the next few years. Existence isn't supposed to be this exhausting.
210
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I bought a pair of pants that are comfy and so gloriously 90s that I promptly bought a second pair in another color. 😂
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I haven't been sick since last June. And it was strep courtesy of my students. I finally got a cold and I am on the struggle bus. Gotta get thru a meeting today too. 😭
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I believe my brother in law is going to Japan with us now. This is his first trip out of the country. We get to do this with him!
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I love that during a video chat with our friends I ended up venting a little, then apologizing cuz it was a lot. And one of them chimes in with, "you're in a safe space. I get it." I needed that acknowledgment. I didn't know it, but I needed it.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
DUDE. These are actually stupid good. Shoutout to @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social for my "snaxolotl."
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We had a perfect rainy day (almost nonstop rain) and I was stuck at work. That's a special kind of torture.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Happy birthday to my dear @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social I hope you have a great day!
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Any of my ladies just have those days where it feels like makeup and hair don't make a difference? It's just an ugly day? Yeah that's me today. Happy Monday.
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My husband said I need a new butter dish for my fancy French butter. I told him only if @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social starts making butter dishes. 😂
110
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I broke a fucking nail and that sums up life right now.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
A cozy Ashley getting ready for bed with some CBD.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Had to buy some random BINGO prizes and came across these. I feel @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social would approve.
110
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I make jello shots for the SB party every year - one color for each team. Some years I get even amounts, some years I don't. This year I have noticeably more green ones... let's hope it's a sign.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The crowd at my "home base" bar is odd tonight.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Didn't expect to be a gin & tonic girl but here we are. Specifically Mermaid Zest Gin. It's delightful.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Have any #Marvel people found me? Because that Fantastic 4 trailer... 😍
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My brother sent me this today. He's just my favorite.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Today's petty laugh comes to you courtesy of... My coworker who has her daughter signed up for Girl Scouts. The same coworker who drank the clown kool-aid has signed her daughter up for an organization with a trans-inclusive policy. 😂
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trying to menu plan for the week and it's very tempting just make pasta every day so I can eat my anxious feelings.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My dreams last night were BIZARRE and felt very long and played out like I was living a movie. Can't help but wonder if that was my ridiculous anxiety at bed time.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
How are we all getting past the #bookhangover after #OnyxStorm cuz I don't know how to move on... #BookSky
240
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When your brow girl says you have new growth and your skin is looking amazing. (As a victim of the 90s I live for new growth.)
media.tenor.com
a woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair in front of a shelf .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair in front of a shelf .
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I may post the same things here and on 🧵 because I perfected my feed over there and I want to feel that happy over here.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Spiraled with my students today about Disney villains and the part that made me laugh the most was when a kid raised his hand and very seriously said: But villains are bad. So you shouldn't like them. Bad guys aren't cool. Like, dude. I wish more people knew that.
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hi. It's still January. And tomorrow is only Thursday. I don't like it.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hooray, getting another hormone-related headache! I guess it really is time to call my doctor and see what's available to me.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My brother just told me I don't just have teacher writing. I very specifically write like a kindergarten teacher. I mean, checks out. But now I want to see how all my coworkers write...
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The eat my feelings mood was STRONG today. So I stopped at our Mexican supermarket and got their fresh chips, some refried beans (thank you in store taqueria), ceviche, and soooooo much pan dulce. Oh, and a couple tamales because I am not spending my energy making a whole batch.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Between stress and hormones and *gestures around* I'm in a very eat my feelings mood. I controlled it tonight, but I make no promises tomorrow.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I mixed two perfumes today and I'll have to write them down because I think I smell amazing.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Joy of joys, we discovered a plumbing problem yesterday. It seemed minor, called dad, he said he'd be here this morning. We snaked some drains... it's worse. So much worse. Now I'm PRAYING a plumber can come out tomorrow. Or I'm invading my parents' house for awhile.
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I don't post a lot here yet. But I feel like y'all need to know i have a pickle shirt. Because it says a lot about who I am.
010
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hi. Still here. May start using it more. But will probably forget...
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Have had the cough from hell since I got back from Aftershock last week. I *think* it's fi ally going away. Maybe my voice will go back to normal soon...
000
Ash @typhoidashley.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Hi. I'm here.
030