OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Yes, yes good. Thank you Claude, now draw me picture of Shadow the Hedgehog docking dicks with Mr. Krabs” 030
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Introducing legislation to ban the sale of crock pots and marble counter tops to white women 0161
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have experienced Buc-ees. This is what the terrorists want to take from us. They are probably right. 020
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How far do you think we are from the first AI generated s*icide note 010
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Indian wedding update: the henna artist DID NOT appreciate my request to “do a Spider-Man one” 011
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also, an AI company is trying to influence the literal pope to say AI is a real boy as a marketing ploy lol 000
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sailor Goon I’m tired but I just had to get that out there. I’ll do something funny with it later probably… 010
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Walt Whitman: “I am large and contain multitudes.” Walt Whitman’s bully: “your mom is large and contains multitudes… of dicks!” 120
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The year is 2042, unsatisfied with the public’s lackluster response to their recent victory, democrats vote with republicans to repeal their recent legislation in favor of transgender AI sexbots and pass a law that everyone in the US must give them $15 as punishment. 011
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The year is 2041, democrats celebrate a historic victory in securing permission for AI sex bots to be transgender - they hope this will pave the way for regular people to be allowed to transition again within the next 50 years. 111
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The year is 2029, democrats are applauding the first AI Sexbot capable of passing the Bechdel Test. The year is 2034, democrats reluctantly allow a Jeffrey Epstein statue to be erected on capital hill in exchange for a vote to study the potential harm of legalized child labor over the next 40 years 111
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry southerners but In-n-Out is still undefeated in the category of “just ok regional burger chains” 030
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can officially cross “Eat at Whataburger” off my bucket list. Next item up, “Re-evaluate bucket list” 030
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He was pulled apart and devoured by K-pop fans exactly 9 seconds after posting this. 21832
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry, are you asking why they would make this product or why they would stop making this product? 110
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The most obvious clickbait article you’ve ever seen: “Barack Obama is inside your house right now! He’s touching all the cheese in your fridge!” My parents: [forwarding it to the entire family chat] “this is unacceptable! How can anyone be a Democrat these days!?” 030
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“You didn’t call ‘facts have to be real’ before we started! You’re cheating!” 020
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Judge: “well do you feel less angry at least?” Me: “I’m… feeling a lot of strange and somewhat confusing things, if I’m being honest…” [a pink furry dragon fox in the gallery nods silently] 011
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Judge: “did you complete your court mandated anger management?” Me, standing at the defense bench wearing a fur suit: “so, ok. What happened was, I THOUGHT I signed up for a ‘Fury’ convention, but actually…” 111
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026God I hate my internet poisoned brain for both understanding all of this and finding it funny 030
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The devil, briefly glancing up from his morning paper: “… this fuckin dipshit…” [goes back to reading paper] 000
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A cartoon of two sad scientists sitting at a bar counter. One says to the other, “My research biologist told me she’s been faking her organisms.” There. Pay up, New Yorker. 041
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let that be a lesson to you posters just starting out. You never know which one is gonna put you on the map so just keep skeet’n. 0131
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve never rooted for a stroke before but here we are… 000
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s a Godzilla movie for all 3 tropes… if course the 3rd one is still in production in my garage, but when it drops… hoo boy! 010
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m going to a Muslim wedding next week and I’m really excited to- wait, George Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump can’t see this, can they? 1203
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going back in time and showing Genghis Kahn a YouTube video about the mystical power of semen retention for 0.8 seconds before I am eviscerated, boiled with horse meat, and served back to him in a stew 0242
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fun to see Taylor Swift fans experiencing the Gen Z equivalent of hard rock fans in the 70s when their favorite artists got clean & sober. And also what alt rock fans in the 90s experienced when their favorite artists converted to Christian rock. 020
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why do you think they’re disappearing? Just getting lumped in with gay bars? 100
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seriously though that does suck. Everyone deserves spaces where they can be themselves & feel safe. Community spaces create culture and the mere existence & success of institutions like that are a powerful signal to the world about what that city or town is all about. 100
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026New rule. Every time someone is impeached they get their security detail reduced by 50%. Congress may not be willing to remove them from office but eventually the public will. 171
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is it closing? No fire escape? I’m sorry I don’t mean to make light of the situation. Everything you’re saying is valid & deeply concerning but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity for a rare Simpsons reference. 100
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mister MSGyagi Super Saiyan Yes To Seconds Ip Manwich Tacky Chan, Or Hacky Chan, if you prefer Crouching Tiger, Hidden FUPA Bangkok Dangerously High Cholesterol Mumu Pork Judough Kumatasty 5-Big-Mac-Exploding-Heart-Technique 000
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You’ve heard of Wing Chun Kung Fu? Well this is Wing Stop Kung Fu 010
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Staring at a corkboard littered with her posts connected haphazardly by a rats next of push pins & twine I tap a pen on my chin and take a long drag from a cold cup of coffee. With a shaky hand I lift my pen to a post-it near the center of the board and write, “cunt?” I pause… then circle it 3x 020
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New from Kalshi! Indentured Servitude+ Out of cash? Mired in suffocating debt? Think you should quit betting? No way! Now you can wager years of hard labor for yourself and loved ones! Got a son with a strong back, or a virgin daughter? You qualify for b-b-b-bonus bets! (Stadium Airhorn sound) 051
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The moral of “Hunchback of Notre Dame” is sometimes you should fuck a weird little freak because it makes shitty people mad. 092
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just keep your shit where you can reach it. You don’t gotta be doin all that, fam. Just arms-reach that shit. 110
