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@officergio8.bsky.social
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
right-wing leaders don't even try to ban gay marriage anymore. all they do is make petrol prices go up
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if gay Twitter guys went on a submarine mission would it be a book called 20,000 Kweens Under The Tea
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
opening up a university dedicated to the field of cytology. i'm calling it the Institute of Cells (InCel)
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you know what? fuck you, Maryland. get anglicised, idiots
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guy named Sally: well fuck my ass and call me the guy who got fucked in the ass
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what even is a “tender queer”. more like Bend ‘Er Rear
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
imagine if body hair sent off a distress signal when shaved like how grass has a sweet scent when it's cut
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you believe "global warming will boil us all. we're all going to die. it's over" you cannot then be posting shit like "i love pizza waow :)" immediately afterwards like you think everything's fine
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
just in case anyone's not already aware, horg.com is an amazing & hilarious website that classifies bread-bag clips as if they were living organisms, using the rules & conventions of modern taxonomy Definitely one of my all-time favourite weird Internet passion projects
horg.com
the HOLOTYPIC OCCLUPANID RESEARCH GROUP
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
eating one of these in America should entitle you to French citizenship
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's now been nine months stranded on the USS Bacon Chungus. we have resorted to cannibalism. this is not the wholesome epicness i wanted
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"wallahi vro on allah vro inshallah he will be baked astagfirullah" stop it. you would never convert to Islam. you will never make the pilgrimage
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
kid's superhero who teaches the values of sharing and being kind. his backstory is his parents got shot in a robbery
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
cannot overstate how much i hate the yankified far-right at least the western populist right-wing can maintain its own local flavour. the modern far-right, on the other hand, is just completely yanked
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the pilgrim's pride (month)
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i don't have much to comment on regarding whatever's going on in TADC fandom besides this: learn and grow, but stick up for yourself and the progress you've made. never fear people who can't forgive, and never abandon your progressive principles
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
trans women are banned from the r/frottingfemboys subreddit because they're women
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
like shit like this is starting to feel incredibly desperate from the legislature
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
trying to ban trans people from stuff is starting to feel like how Burkina Faso keeps trying to ban homosexuality because it keeps popping back up
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
admittedly vibes-based, but i feel like the supposed "yankification" of the United Kingdom is severely overblown, if it's occuring at all
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the one political position that doesn't *have* to be elected would be the head of state. you can either: -elect a HoS that would tow the gov't party line with your preferred party, or -have a hereditary monarch and avoid partisanship both systems can work, so long as the HoS and HoG are separate
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
transphobic legislation is fruitless. people are going to transition and use DIY HRT whether you like it or not but it's clear to me that the people pushing such legislation desperately don't want to live in that reality so, i say shove reality in their faces
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
the thing is i'm not even a monarchist (i'm a parliamentarian), but i keep being polarised into defending them from total idiots who don't know how it works
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i'm not convinced the world's becoming more bigoted. i'm convinced that, as society progresses... -1. bigots becoming increasingly criminal and desperate to maintain a status quo -2. bigoted attitudes increasingly stick out more from an ever-accepting general populace
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 08/02/2026
My birthday is on February 20th I have a birthday goal if you wanna get me anything and help me have a nice day 💙 ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...
Birthday Goal 
My birthday is on February 20th And if you wanna help me celebrate it, any donation helps me have a great day
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
sometimes i'll see the news, and i'll see some Western leaders acting like cowards, other Western elites acting criminal, and with the new Epstein file releases, i see some people accusing the West of hypocricy so why do i still like the West?
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
me posting and deleting 500 xeets because i can't think of how to word or format it
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
sports teams go like "we're not wearing Pride jerseys" and then immediately eat shit on that night's game
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
it's bad enough that you're a paedophile, but you just had to be cringe about it too
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i get blocking people over not wanting to see chud takes from Twitter but i don’t think saying that “Tomodachi’s iconic gay sex mechanics have become woke” should be a reason
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
reading today about what's been happening has only reaffirmed my belief that the American Revolution was a mistake
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 23/01/2026
epic win comics #3: friendship time
epic win comics

"dude what's that smell"
"that's my ass"
"gross dude. heinous."
"heinous anus lol"
"lol"
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
if you actually think humans are a destructive plague upon the planet you should have no objections to you or your loved ones getting killed
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
when people speak of immigrants having to integrate, what is meant by integration is "fitting in." this usually takes the shape of learning the language—which is ideal, for making communication easier—and adhering to values that are shared by the majority of the populace. (con.)
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it's gonna suck when modern Americans begin worshipping Cthulhu and they start performing hand-swaying worship songs in megachurches
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i love seeing Yankoids underestimate Denmark. it's gonne be so sweet seeing them see their hyper alpha male patriotic warriors come home in body bags not that i celebrate anyone's death, but that i will shed no tears
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
we need a roguelike that causes seizures
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
bringing one of my favourite tweets over here
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
whatever, whether he wants their oil, the entire region, or to suspend elections, it sure as shit isn't gonna save them from the midterms lmao
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
imagine if Venezuela wins
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
that the most anti-EU people are also the most racist crypto bros, only solidifies my support for the EU
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Arri Blais @arri.tech · 26/12/2025
I really hope people don't flood this with fake reports. It would be a shame really.
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
yes Mr. President this will definitely help your approval rating. yes you will definitely rule forever
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deer of the sphere 🔆 @officergio8.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
some masc cock would fix me rn
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