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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve got an email address from the 90s which is mostly used for shopping junk mail. Think it’s time to say goodbye to Yahoo. I simply can’t be arsed anymore with this fecking AI crap. 😒

Yahoo Mail Terms update Sept 2026

• We've explained how we use Al and machine learning in features such as Search and Mail, what happens to the information you enter, and what to expect from Al output - including that it can be inaccurate and shouldn't be relied on for anything important.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am so very sick of the enshittification of literally everything at the moment. No I don’t want help writing an email to my family. Just feck off already! 😡

+ai Write faster with the help of AI (if you’re a lazy moron!)

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My OH has just turned on the telly and watching Trump in Ireland. My God the dementia is strong today… BBC working overtime to make any sense of this word salad by making the same point 3 times. 👀

Trump’s dementia riddled word salad has been broken down into one point expressed as 3 bullet points.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How big is that hand on the right??! That’s ridiculous! 🤣 Not for small hands. Just paddles! Apple Event

Ridiculous sized hands required for iPhone Duo

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are there any jobs going where I can fix stupid public sector forms? Why is this a compulsory answer with no option for non-Welsh speakers? FFS.

Were you able to speak in Welsh to staff if you needed to? *
- Always
- Usually
- Sometimes
- Never

How is someone meant to answer this if they don't speak Welsh?

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everyone being issued with a mini heart attack by the Government. We get ours in Welsh first and while we’re trying to translate it, the English one comes in and scares us half to death again!! 🤪

Wild Fire Phone Alert in Welsh (no clue what it says)

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I guess we are quite eccentric in our shops in that regard! I bought my Nintendo GameCube in Boots! 😂 Still got the sticker on the box!

Nintendo GameCube bought from Boots around January 2005. £97.49 reduced to £48.75. Bargain!

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The best thing about Royal kids is they don’t hide their feelings. Not surprised they left Louis at home. He’d be yawning all the way through this! Shame really as it’s a great match but it does look like they were dragged to the game. Waste of good seats IMHO. 😕

George and Charlotte looking bored at Wimbledon Men’s Final 2026.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Fun find. Binface vs Farage street fighter game. 😆 claysplained-clactonshowdown.netlify.app

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

“Feel free to discount the wild speculation in circulation - a message for the back of the room there… …Good Morning Mr Mason” 🤣🤣🤣 - Andy Burnham

Andy Burnham giving his speech in Manchester on 29.06.26 and a little jibe towards the press sat at the back of the room.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Is he trying to kiss his neck or wha?! Who wants that gross monster near them?! 🤢

Trump almost kissing man he awarded medal to.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well seeing as the Lords undemocratically filibustered this bill, I’m pleased it’s coming back. There’s plenty of MPs around to deal with all of the UK’s problems, that’s why a bunch of you get elected to these jobs! Dismissing this is quite frankly insulting. It has a lot of public support.

Anthonia Bance MP (quote) “Absolutely infuriating that one of my colleagues has decided that what
Parliament should focus on in the coming months - given everything going on in the world and here at home - is bringing back the assisted dying bill. Head in hands.”

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If anyone needs a screensaver (and a laugh) they’re removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Centre right now and LIVE. 😂😂😂

Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Centre LIVE on YouTube. LOL!

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Is Duolingo recruiting 3 year olds to their marketing team now? I may turn off auto updates. 🙄

Duolingo app icon “update” scrawled in Microsoft Paint by a toddler.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The thought that my taxes go to this hateful bastard makes my blood boil. Reform are nothing but a bunch of hateful and vile fascists. 😡😡😡

Nazi saluting Reform candidate who had to step down (when this photo emerged) is now recruited as an aide to Dan Thomas in the Senedd.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I can’t tell if they’re on magic mushrooms or being sarcastic. I’m too cynical to see this as just being nice. 👀 😂

That's great, we would be so happy to win you in TalkMobile and It has been a delight to chat with you today, take
care and have a lovely day filled with lots of joy and happiness (flower emoji, sparkle emoji)

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Oh just piss off Duolingo! Nobody wants this novelty bollocks. 😒

The enshittification of Duolingo continues with stupid fucking outfits to collect. Just piss off already.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Bloody magpie has attacked and injured a blackbird in my garden. I don’t know what to do. 😢

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Big lover of moths too. Look at this fabulously fluffy guy! Found in Hants 2 weeks ago. 😍 I too hate the ones which have nibbled my carpet but I do know this gorgeous one isn’t responsible! 😄 Moths are just amazing. Elephant Hawkmoth is my fav. Just stunning!

Photo of a moth on an egg box from a home moth trap in Hampshire. Think it’s a Great Prominent.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I can’t work out if this is a genius idea or utterly ridiculous? 👀 (Aldi Offers)

Portable Solar Charger advertised by Aldi (April 2026)

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Was only a matter of time before these c-units turned up in my letterbox. Will be sending it back with glitter and an impolite note.

Electoral communication from Reform UK. Letters in English and Welsh with two cunts shown in the letterhead.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Who do I complain to at Apple for these shitty irrelevant ads?? I was looking for a music player! 👀

Fucking advert for GB fucking news on fucking App Store! Fucking arseholes!

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This is horrific from The White House. They are so unhinged it’s beyond belief. I hope Nintendo sues the living hell out of them.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Lovely to see Hannah Spencer documenting her day being sworn in as an MP at Gorton and Denton on Instagram. Love how this is the first book she’s taken out at the House of Commons Library! And she took her 4 greyhounds with her too. 😍 What a star! @iandunt.bsky.social

How Westminster Works …and Why It Doesn’t. Book by Ian Dunt. Taken out of the House of Commons Library by Hannah Spencer. Screenshot of the book taken from her Instagram reel on the day she was sworn in as an MP for Gorton and Denton.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Don’t think I’ve read an issue of @bylinetimes.bsky.social so quickly before! This is outstanding! Do get a copy if you can. 👍

Copy of March’s edition of Byline Times with Epstein story on the front cover and the words Darkness Visible in large letters.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Famous photo of a couple exposed for having an affair at a Coldplay concert have Jeffrey Epstein and Andrew Windsor’s faces superimposed on them. The photo of Andrew is from when he left the police station after his arrest in February 2026.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My copy has just arrived! 🙌

March issue of Byline Times cover. Shows the people involved in the Epstein files and the text “Darkness Visible” in large letters.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

More dystopian ideas from Meta and their evil chief goblin. 🫣 archive.ph/TxupO

This bellend wants to track your face while you’re out and about. (Mark Zuckerberg)

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Are the Lib Dems on crack? Can’t see Cardiff being anything other than Plaid Cymru or Labour scraping through at the Senedd Elections. This chart is fanciful at best!

Lib Dem flyer with dubious stats on them winning over Labour, Plaid Cymru and Reform at the Senedd Elections.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The absolute state of them. 🤮

Digitally altered "Board of Peace" sign changed to "Bored of Peace" with political tyrants sat underneath it.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

This cnut wants to hear from me. Even given me a stamped envelope to use. Suggestions please. 😏 #Reform #ReformUK

Letter from Reform UK with a photo of a git and a stamped envelope.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

A mix of podcasts, YouTube, journalists I trust on here. (Mostly in the liberal progressive sphere). I can’t stand the MSM and having just checked the BBC… well….it’s exactly what I thought it would be. 👀 Gov Comms needs to be faster and better.

BBC headline “Starmer about to outline digital ID scheme to curb illegal working in the UK”

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I honestly thought the Icelandic football team would have gone with their first names on the back of their shirts as they don’t really use last names in Iceland. “-Dottir” meaning daughter of. Apparently the team voted on the names to have and #dottir feels unifying to them. ❤️ #euros2025

The Euros Icelandic 2025 team celebrating.
“In a world full of Kardashians, be a dóttir!”

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Really enjoyed this article about the recent craze and almost immediate fizzle-out of the Ghiblification of photos. This paragraph is perfect though. We still need human creativity. (paywalled) www.ft.com/content/1674...

Text that reads: Most non-science AI breakthroughs seem to fizzle out this way. Almost nothing made by an algorithm has left a lasting impression, probably because no life was involved in its creation. Generative art is an oxymoron.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I always say atheist but perhaps I should change that to humanist. 😄

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Sent from my Canadian friend. 😏

Map of the Americas with Canada and Mexico but the USA renamed to Karen.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Nothing compares to the poisonous bile the Daily Mail pours out every day. Truly shocking.

Phil Moorhouse from YouTube channel, A Different Bias, highlighting YouTube viewers in charts and highlighting the 9 million views the Daily Mail’s poison makes in comparison.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Shocking figures but not the worst…

Phil Moorhouse from YouTube channel, A Different Bias, highlighting YouTube viewers im charts across political parties and independent commentators.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The world won’t be able to stand this f*cking moron for 4 years…

Trump baselessly blames DEI and Democrats for Washington DC plane crash - headline in The Guardian

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Speaking of “vulgar” Sky’s misogyny continues. Would you say this about a man??

Sky News showing their contempt and misogyny towards Rachel Reeves by continuing to call her “Rachel from accounts” in a news feed.

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Received yesterday. The first chapter of the Fascism book is already breaking my mind because it all sounds so familiar. 👀 A brilliant page turner though! 👍 @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social *Not from Amazon, bought from indie bookshops. 😉

Two books. How Westminster Works and Why It Doesn’t by Ian Dunt and Fascism by Ian Dunt & Dorian Lynskey

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Offa’s Tyke @offastyke.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Looks like Meta is censoring content on their platforms. Lots of chatter about it on here. I can’t get results for certain things anymore. It’s blocked. Not using the hashtag works but content is skewed to the right. ☹️

Meta blocked search result for #january6th

Meta blocked search result for #project2025

Meta blocked search result for #democrat

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