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Bret

@ofcourses.bsky.social

5.1K followers 175 following 357 posts

Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev. Above all, a big lazy oaf. Patreon.com/ofcourses linktr.ee/ofcourses

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Should probably stop to be completely honest. …but I don’t wanna. 😆

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

☺️ thank youuu

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m almost always on the couch. 😆

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Need a new kitchen… or perhaps a chef.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hmmm 🤔

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Haha thanks, I think it makes me look very straight. 😝 But also very fat.

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Could use some belly rubs again from you handsome. 😘

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Haha thanks buddy. Feels good to have gotten myself this overweight.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe some help with the chores? Have a fridge that could use some clearing out. You a good cook?

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My idea of a perfect evening. ☺️

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It really punches the gains into high gear. It’s a lot of fun. 😋

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Handle the rest of these dishes while dad puts his feet up, would ya? If you don’t mind fixing up a little pre-dinner for me too, that’d be great. 😋

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s funny when my roommate tries to squeeze in. We just bounce around a bit until one of us gives up.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yeah they’re really going for broke back there. 😆

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lol, quiet you two. 😮‍💨

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have one I use already. It’s not tall enough to get me in the sink though unfortunately. 😆

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dad is out of breath doing the dishes again.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jump?

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ahhh be careful! Hard to lug a big 500lber through the sand to safety if you faint. 😨

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I see a lot of big stretchies. 😉

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh my gosh, how did you manage that long trek through the sand? 😱

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The bigger you get, the more your weight fluctuates. You’re fat as fuck, you don’t need a scale to tell you that. I suggest throwing the whole damn thing away.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

🙄

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just casually breathing like a diesel truck.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This ass could stop war, hunger, illness and poverty. It could usher an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity to earth and all of her inhabitants. It could show us the path to eternal enlightenment. Praise be to that fat fuckin’ ass. 🤲🏼

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

One of the few times it doesn’t obscure my feet completely! ☺️

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Got groceries delivered today so lasagna and as many snacks as I can handle. 😊

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Most

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Last night’s belly buster.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sounds like a blast bubbs. 😋

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Would be amazing to see you waddling around at 500 too. Happy to help in any way I can. 😘

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Love that you’re going for more belly big guy. Looks great!

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I get a lot of shirts and shorts from BigDudeClothing. I get my briefs from American Eagle. Somehow the XXXL fits over my butt. I don’t question it, I just buy them and move on.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I know 🥴

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Thank you thank you 😊

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

45” tree trunks.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fat as a house! 😅

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

At it’s full circumference, not many.

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hmmm what’s the harm in a few more inches?

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Thank you! 😊 I am regularly in disbelief as well. 😵‍💫

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

That part does bring a certain 🥵 to the function.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’m certain that you reached peak form before you even hit 500lbs. 😜

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So 80” around isn’t completely crazy right? Being as wide around as A WHOLE DAMN 6’8” BASKETBALL PLAYER, isn’t completely insane, rioiight!?

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You’re doing amazing work here. 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 I recommend trying it without the nozzle. I personally find that it feels way hotter when it’s just a wall of calories coming in. Plus less hassle and cleanup. 😘

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sometimes you can just tell that a belly is in the midst of a growth spurt by how swollen it looks. It’s the way the stretchmarks themselves are kind of bulging out a bit. Very hot, keep it going bull.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Closer than I’ve ever been. 😊

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It will be supremely pleasurable.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Precisely, I think my legs and back can handle a bit more now.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

That gut looks HEV-eeeeeee

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I shall crush it to smithereens! 😤