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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 🧡 @hatboxapril.bsky.social washed up at 22 octoturt.net

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octoturt @octoturt.net · 1h
it's a dumb thing to get stuck on but the funniest bit to me is that he apparently knows so little about video games that he thinks ebay is the place someone would sell a game they made
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 7h
the things in question are 'access to third-party app stores' and 'an OS that doesn't force you to use an ad-infested launcher and lock screen'
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 8h
god damn what happened to jeff bezos's neck since the last time i saw him
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 8h
amazon now thinks that i'm 140 years old, have a deep-seated psychosexual hatred of mr. peanut, and have never left the building in which i was born
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 20h
current thoughts on vocaloid-type stuff (i bought my wife unbeatable and ended up getting really into it myself and as a result have been hearing a lot of jamie page)
I get it now.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 07/10/2026
that was such a good steak. big ol soft and buttery cowboy ribeye
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 07/10/2026
need this to be me again
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 06/10/2026
I GOT THE FUCK OUT OF RETAIL BABYYYY
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 06/10/2026
i scrolled down and it looked normal and then i got to the reviews and saw that they pack in a fucking card calling to outlaw water fluoridation 💀
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 05/10/2026
yeah but like... why even bother with Intel? it feels more like a decision made to look like a very serious computer rather than anything to do with the needs of the actual product. i guess that's in line with the Googlebook philosophy though, i really don't know who these things are for
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 05/10/2026
Roku is an absolutely miserable software experience filled to the brim with ads and spyware. i personally use an Apple TV to get away from the built-in Roku experience on my TV, but i've used and can vouch for Nvidia's offerings as well, though i personally refuse anything backed by Google services
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 05/10/2026
the decision to ship fully android-based devices using Intel hardware instead of ARM, especially in a world where hardware like Snapdragon X Elite exists, seemed very strange to me. what developer is going to put time and money into optimizing for such a niche platform?
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 04/10/2026
that's actually Clarus, the Dogcow! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogcow
en.wikipedia.org
Dogcow - Wikipedia
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 03/10/2026
calvin is like six why is his dad telling him this
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 01/10/2026
evil people dni
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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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brian "kyoni" || Nth Circle @briannthcircle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Super Intelligence" was an attempted forced increase in the initial pyramid scheme and thus was not in itself an actual transformation. Alternate names: -Super Intelligence 2nd Grade -Power Stressed Super Intelligence Similar Techniques: -100% Full Power Super Metaverse Evolved -Wrathful Grok
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 28/09/2026
can't believe it's been so long since we lost the headphone jack that people are now afraid of change in the other direction
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HatboxApril on Bluesky Dot Com @hatboxapril.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching halt and catch fire with @octoturt.net
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 26/09/2026
definitely my top 6 things of all time right here
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 25/09/2026
hey guys can we do the revolution yet i'm getting real tired of capitalism happening
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 25/09/2026
it's peak
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 25/09/2026
yes, it only came out in japan and it's wild and genuinely a really fun watch
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 25/09/2026
omg my girlfriend and i watched the 2012 movie last night. it's insane
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 24/09/2026
someone should really make a 45 minute youtube video explaining jarhead's sequels and the thoughtless corporate behavior that caused them to exist
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 24/09/2026
they need to invent a cure for biting your nails
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 24/09/2026
i think i'm on a different side of youtube shorts i just keep getting recommended clips from breaking bad and adventure time
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 24/09/2026
picking up a used copy of portal 2 for xbox 360 in like 2013 irreversibly changed the way i viewed video games as a medium
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 24/09/2026
oh yeah btw happy bi visibility day. that me
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 23/09/2026
welcome to the club 🤝 may the backaches caused by your wretched posture be bearable and sporadic
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 23/09/2026
i already habitually insert usb drives into my mouth so this is perfect for me bsky.app/profile/wari...
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 23/09/2026
wait wtf that's my oomf @topengproductions.bsky.social
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 23/09/2026
me?????
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 22/09/2026
erm the only reason anyone should do anything is so that i can have a complete solution to download immediately and not have to think or understand what my console is doing or god forbid learn anything about how this stuff is made /s
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Cochu @cochu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i dont care if its all gonna be okay in the end Bro i want it to be okay int he middle also
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 22/09/2026
foxconn is the company who ran those tech factories that had so many suicides that they started installing nets to catch jumpers like a decade ago. i'm sure they've found plenty to bond over
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 22/09/2026
i already habitually insert usb drives into my mouth so this is perfect for me
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 21/09/2026
i need to get the fuck out of retail
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 21/09/2026
POST IT
green gobbler 😨
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 19/09/2026
what happened that got ken jennings marked as transphobic on northsky???
ken jennings bluesky post, hidden behind a moderation filter for transphobia
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 19/09/2026
to be clear they definitely cleaned up their act a lot with iOS 8 and beyond (just as they're doing now for liquid glass in iOS 27) but i maintain that iOS 6 still looks better and could've really shined on modern hi-res displays
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octoturt @octoturt.net · 19/09/2026
i'm not gonna pretend i'm unbiased since my earliest and fondest memories of iOS happened on iOS 5/6, but god even as a child i knew what a wet fart the iOS 7 redesign was, and i have yet to be convinced that the skeuo design language of early iOS wasn't fantastic
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Velouria 🏳️‍⚧️ @baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picture of tiramisu, text reading "the tiramisu fandom is dying repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"
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HatboxApril on Bluesky Dot Com @hatboxapril.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
happy international fox day to our favorite fox in the whole entire world @octoturt.net !!!
all members of April's system (left to right: Serra, Olive, Bri, Little April, April, Gwen) petting, kissing, and hugging Alexis (fox in the middle)
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