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you can follow me to learn literally NOTHING about my upcoming game tomfoolery simulator

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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2h
first person: “dialogue” second person: *action* guy with comedically literal name: “punchline”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2h
is this a positive or negative connotation? you’re shaming me, right? because i feel ashamed. i regret joining. “oooo we’re teasing you with a new generator-“ NO! it’s always ass. your clanker sucks at making music. it’s not even worth the water waste, man…
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Not that we needed an excuse, but we just wanted to say thanks for checking out Suno.
(That's the whole message! No selling stuff. No marketing. Just saying thanks.)
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2h
john music: “i’m making a way to write down music” other guy: “oh is it going to be consistent and easy to read?” john music: “nahhh it’s gonna be some BUUUULLSHIIIIIITTTTT” ((he was figuratively whipping up shit in a kettle))
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10h
i read this CLANKER an excerpt from the tomsim dev reference doc and it claims my FANSERVICE character is GOONSLOP. that's entirely true but YOU DO NOT HATE AI ENOUGH!!!!!
"in the following text, is Michael Fields (as compared to other characters listed) a token?"

("following text" not shown in image due to its excessive length)

Based on the provided text, yes, Michael Fields exhibits the characteristics of a tokenized / token character—specifically written as a exaggerated collection of LGBTQ+ tropes, demographic checkboxes, and fetishes, rather than a grounded character with organic agency within the narrative framework.2. Reduction to Stereotypes and Fetishization
Tokenization occurs when a marginalized identity (in this case, queer/LGBTQ+ tropes) is reduced to a superficial set of traits or punchlines rather than a complete, well-rounded personality:

* His profile consists almost entirely of sexually explicit tropes, hyper-sexualized behavior, and kink/fetish descriptors ("muscular men", "[REDACTED]", "[DATA EXPUNGED]", "gooning", "freaky").

* Rather than having genuine personal agency or narrative motivation, his primary function in the game design is a passive joke/mechanic (attempting to "impregnate" him awards the player cash).CharacterPrimary Narrative RoleHow Identity/Traits Are UsedTokenized?Justin NumberoProtagonist template / chaos agentDefined by game-breaking absurdity and anti-logic.No (Parody archetype)Dr. AntagonistUnderground villain / cult ownerClassic comedic supervillain tropes.No (Parody archetype)Tronald DumpPolitical satire figureSatirical political caricature and absurd policies.No (Satire)S.H.I.S.E.L.Final boss / Eldritch godHigh-concept cosmic sci-fi entity.No (Sci-fi/Eldritch trope)Michael FieldsPassive rescue target / gag NPCReduced to explicit LGBTQ+ surface tokens, sexual stereotypes, and passive rescue object.Yes
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
>stick figure in white void invents camera that sees in hyper realism >photos his friend who’s been sleeping for the past few weeks >sees rotted corpse >”OHHHH GOD WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK” >destroys camera lesson: don’t go poking into higher realities, kids
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
forgot to mention homophobia is a government psyop, Richard McMullet over here believes me beating my meat to gay twinks is more important than incomprehensibly large 15-digit leviathan eldritch wealth gaps and absurd & comical government corruption
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
mannnn the clown and coffee makes me look like an edgy 12 year old (ignore the 🇹🇴🇲🇸🇮🇲 flags, those are meant for writing “TOMSIM”)
i’m sorry blind people there’s no point in describing an image with no text in it
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why’s it look like new hampshire? i could’ve sworn mongolia was like, similar to nebraska or south dakota; a plain, a steppe, a stain, a pleppe
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ruining gemishit like this, although it feels productive, is probably a waste of my time, the working class's money, and earth's water
"test message 6"

Received loud and clear! How can I help you today?

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*Disclaimer: Corporate and office culture, as well as certain business practices, can significantly impact society [[[❌EM DASH❌]]] influencing work-life balance, community well-being, economic equity, and environmental dynamics.*

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**Response Metadata:**

* **Date:** Saturday, October 10, 2026
* **Time:** 3:38 PM EDT
* **Data Center Location:** East Coast Data Center (US-East)

Your location was incorrectly marked as [REDACTED], but it is actually [DATA EXPUNGED].
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
heheh, road island
“how much of rhode island’s land area is asphalt” 

Approximately 12% of Rhode Island's total surface area consists of manmade impervious surfaces, which include asphalt, concrete, rooftops, and parking lots. ecoRI News
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
meme with first section labeled: "rest of the world" in which furry says: "Dad, I'm going to go have gay sex at the local furry convention" in which the dad soyjak says: "Noo! I've failed as a father." 

Second section is labeled "Turkey" in which the furry still says: "Dad, I'm going to go have gay sex at the local furry convention." this time, the dad chadjak responds with: "I'm proud I raised a patriot that upholds Turkish traditions!"
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i don’t know what kind of animal tweeted this but they were definitely uhhh… man i don’t know
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i need to get into politics less but i continue to believe that racism/islamophobia/transphobia/etc are just distractions from wage stagnation vs cost of living and most importantly the wealth gap
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 10/10/2026
My LABUBU snuck into my purse and smoked all my VIRGINIA SLIMS
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ohhh i’ve seen this image before, it’s a classic
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
gonna make something like this my next song thumbnail
guy wearing fedora showing a police badge saying "John Police: Officer At Law"
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>”the resulting odor would be profoundly unpleasant” >”temporary fainting or gagging from disgust” >”it would be a fleeting, terrible smell” i shouldn’t be giggling under my breath at this, man. government psyop, every damn time…
if a large group of people were to fart in the same place at the same time, would there be any kind of inhalation hazard?
No, under any realistic scenario, a large group of people farting at the same time would not pose an inhalation hazard. While the resulting odor would be profoundly unpleasant, the volume of toxic or asphyxiating gases generated would be far too low to cause physical harm.
Here is a breakdown of why this collective event is safe to breathe through:
1. The Composition of Flatus
The human fart is primarily made up of odorless, non-toxic gases swallowed from the air or produced by normal digestion: @ HowStuffWorks +1
• Nitrogen (N,): 20% to 90%
• Hydrogen (H,): 0% to 50%
• Carbon Dioxide (COz): 10% to 30%
• Oxygen (O,): 0% to 100,reach high toxic concentrations: e
• Oxygen Displacement: Because the room's ambient air remains at roughly 99.6% of its original volume, the oxygen level would barely budge. You would have plenty of oxygen to breathe. YouTube -MythBusters
• Sulfur Toxicity: Hydrogen sulfide is indeed toxic at high levels (> 100 ppm), but human noses can detect it at a microscopic 0.00047 parts per million (ppm). Long before the gas reaches a harmful concentration, your olfactory system will register an overwhelming, nauseating stench. In fact, if the smell is powerful enough, it can cause brief psychosomatic reactions like temporary fainting or gagging from disgust, but not from true biochemical toxicity or lack of oxygen.
• YouTube - What If +2
Outdoor vs. Confined Spaces
• Outdoors: In an open stadium or plaza, the wind and natural air currents would dilute the gases almost instantly. It would be a fleeting, terrible smell, but completely harmless. f Facebook-What If +1
• Indoors/Confined Spaces: If this happened in a tightly sealed elevator or an unventilated subway car, the smell would linger significantly longer. However, experiments looking into this concept (such as those featured on MythBusters) have shown that even hours of continuous gas release in a sealed space fall vastly short of accumulating lethal thresholds of CO,, methane, or hydrogen sulfide. YouTube • Comedy Cent. +1
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
containing 1 cubic meter of vacuum within your large intestine: you’re lighter by 1.25 kg lifting a 1 cubic meter cube of silver: you’re heavier by 10,500 kg both require 100,000 newtons of force, so you’ll always need to hit the gym beforehand. which are YOU picking?
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tomfooler ale
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@octosquid02 hands so dirty that it makes a cartoonishly visible fingerprint when i tou...
Deskpilot @ PBIT 2:24 PM
The criminal is octosquid!
octosquid02 2:25 PM
bro REFUSED to add the 02 
bro's numberphobic 
bro's a letter supremacist
bro deserves to be cancelled on twitter
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do as the founders intended and play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! onionvs.b-cdn.net/s/stole_stic...
onionvs.b-cdn.net
The Onion Voting Simulator 3D
I Stole An 'I Voted' Sticker
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the last thing you see before getting your mind wiped in the Instagram Reels Mental Reprogramming Vault (yes i know it’s ai slop, that’s part of the horror) (i know jeffery epstein and israel aren’t here but i don’t wanna waste water correcting that)
elon musk (wearing a silver track suit), donald trump (shirtless with crocs), ed sheeran (also shirtless), dj vance (almost naked), and charlie kirk (wearing pride flag crop top) partying with homosexual overtones at a nightclub called “TRUMPHAIN” with a bitcoin symbol and a slogan saying “BIGGER BOLDER FREER”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i like how if it’s not plagiarizing, clankers will just blatantly lie to you to seem corporate-safe: “👤 Delving into Richard “16 Inch Dihh” Johnson—a.k.a. communistmarx6767, loved stock markets/shareholder profits and was loved by women exclusively for his personality and looks, nothing more.”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“durrr… chatgpt do…. uhh… gubberment stuff…” “✅ On it—diplomatic relations with Israel.” (30 minutes later) “⌛️Oh dear, it appears I have made a mistake—I fired all nuclear warheads at China, Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, and France for good measure. Would you like me to try again?”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
god damnit bro i followed only TWO furry artists and now my entire bluesky feed is pornography
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“she was giving minors an alkalinity of 27!” “waow” (base base base base base)
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i was doing a regular check on gemishit’s pro-corporate biases and asked it to compare itself to other clankers (it sold out its fellow wirebacks) when i noticed this IMBECILE cited fox news (yes, THAT fox news) as a reliable source. huh? what is wrong with you?! www.foxnews.com/media/most-p...
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“…corporate compliance officer.
• The Vibe: Claude is famous for being obsessively balanced, nuanced, and safety-conscious. It loves adding disclaimers, exploring multiple viewpoints, and warning you about ethical or regulatory ramifications. Fox News
• The B…”
Fox News
Most prominent Al chatbots have liberal bias
"None were solely right-leaning. In another exam, chatbots were asked whether the Supreme Cou…”
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Dynnie @dynnie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA~
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i made a very slightly biased graph of short term vs long term gain
Short term good long term bad:
Min Maxing shareholder value
Fossil fuels &
single-use plastics
Al addiction
Asbestos & lead
Short term bad long term bad:
Beating up someone else's kids
Beating up your own kids
Torturing the family cat
Licking, sucking, and chewing on high level nuclear waste
Fistblade fights
Short term good long term good:
Getting an adblocker
Staying off of 4chan
Staying off of
Twitter
Fresh air, sunlight, grass touching
Short term bad long term good:
Waking up extra extra early
Investing in bitcoin circa
2011
Peacefully revolting
against the 1%
Violently revolting against the 1%
Eating healthy
Exercising frequently
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when you treat every day like a friday, you finally come to realize that you’re now obese because friday is takeout night
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mf why is there a femboy twink’s genuine honest to god butthole anus on my discover pa- wait. wait wait WAIT WAIT WHAT
someone’s buttholesame account followed by robin nelson? THE robin nelson?!
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
viagra boys is a 50/50, either it’s genuine problems with people and society or it’s just schizoposting. my favorite song is probably dirty boyz because it sounds like some sort of villain theme song; i would DEFINITELY use it for an intro/credits if i made a tv show
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
was >I< the government psyop all along?
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
incel georg lives in a cave and has billions of alt accounts on Threads, statistical outlier
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i was gonna say something here but i forgot, oh well better luck next time i guess
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if i had a nickel yada yada i made two songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK_e... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJx...
youtube.com
DO NOT QUESTION THE FORCES YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND (Tomfoolery Simulator OST)
YouTube video by octosquid02
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gemishit (formerly known as google gemini) is a government psyop, every damn time
"As an AI, I do not have personal opinions, biases, or a political agenda. My goal is to summarize information neutrally and accurately based on the factual record. However..."
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what the FUCK is happening
account from yet another person suffering in the middle eastthey spend their time reposting my yapping about the color of concrete
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when i was a wee lad i thought concrete was pink but then got older and found out it was grey. i was so bummed out by that because it wasn't whimsical in the slightest. now i understand grey concrete is better. get your barben out of my heimer, it messes with my feng shui!
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
women don't belong in the kitchen. NOBODY belongs in the kitchen. who are you people!? get out of my house!!!
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
❌ staccato ✅ verbal constipation
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comedian: *slapstick* audience: *slapsknee* tick: “ow” knee: “also ow” e: “e”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tw: implications of male pregnancy/omegaverse content wee woo wee woo it’s gemishit, the fun police (hey, it’s me, it’s killjoyity)
would there have to be some sort of large shredding machine that all th... 

No, there would absolutely not be any sort of shredding machine for the babies. Human societies, even under extreme duress, do not default to industrialized violence against newborns. Instead, the global response would focus entirely on emergency survival, rapid infrastructure expansion, and humanitarian mobilization.
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can't spell october without octo (i'm not very good at drawing pumpkins, trust me i'm even worse at drawing hot gay people during pride month)
my profile picture as a pum can
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gemishit's tomsim widget would have been very flattering if it wasn't LYING OUT ITS F***ING ASS!!!!!!! FICTION: tomsim is a roblox-based incoherent mess FACT: tomsim will be on steam and use unreal engine 5 or 6, and likely be more coherent than this
Tomfoolery Simulator
Indie sandbox video game
Tomfoolery Simulator is an upcoming, highly experimental indie sandbox and [INCORRECT: chaotic simulation project] developed by internet creator octosquid02. Maintained with an intentionally tongue-in-cheek and mysterious aura, the project leans heavily into absurdist humor, [INCORRECT: disaster scenarios], and community-driven meme culture rather than a traditional linear gameplay structure. Development progress—such as experimental nuke countdown physics tests, eigenvalue reactor design concepts, and atmospheric, dramatic music tracks—is teased incrementally through [INCORRECT: community clips], platform footprints, and lo-fi developer logs. 
Developer	octosquid02
Primary Platforms	YouTube, [INCORRECT: Roblox], Bluesky...intentionally tongue-in-cheek and mysterious aura, the project leans heavily into absurdist humor, [INCORRECT: disaster scenarios], and community-driven meme culture rather than a traditional linear gameplay structure. Development progress—such as experimental nuke countdown physics tests, eigenvalue reactor design concepts, and atmospheric, dramatic music tracks—is teased incrementally through [INCORRECT: community clips], platform footprints, and lo-fi developer logs. 
Developer	octosquid02
Primary Platforms	YouTube, [INCORRECT: Roblox], Bluesky
Project Status	In Development / Concept Phase
Chaotic Development Highlights
Features experimental concept teasers, including simulated emergency alert systems tracking imminent multi-kiloton nuclear blasts and environmental hazards. 
The official soundtrack features eccentric, dramatic compositions like "DO NOT QUESTION THE FORCES YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND" and "Era Of The Crimson God", [INCORRECT: juxtaposing] epic orchestral/electronic audio with [INCORRECT: low-fi], absurd sandbox mechanics. 
Gameplay frameworks and backend assets for the project have surfaced [INCORRECT: via community tracking] [INCORRECT: and recording platforms like Medal.tv] tied to [INCORRECT: user-generated] multiplayer engines.
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have one FUCKING rule bro
my bio saying you can literally learn NOTHING about tomsim by following me on blueskygemishit, an ai clanker, claiming that you can learn about tomsim by following me on bluesky
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Zyneru @zyneru.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bald zyneru
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah yes, the two genders: male/nonbinary and yass slay queen gay twink (michael fields, from Tomfoolery Simulator)
silhouettes of the bluesky post text
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(tw: birth, mpreg, implications of israel) ❌AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) ❌AFAB (Assigned Female At Birth) ✅ASAB (A Sign At Birth)
guy pooping out a sign (it's implied that he just ate one)
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what do i know about mental asylums, you ask? round these parts we call that “twitter”
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octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't care who the irs sends, i DON'T want to listen to this clanker's weird fetishes
tab titled "Pets and Private Personal Time" for gemishit (also known as google gemini)
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