octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2hfirst person: “dialogue” second person: *action* guy with comedically literal name: “punchline” 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2his this a positive or negative connotation? you’re shaming me, right? because i feel ashamed. i regret joining. “oooo we’re teasing you with a new generator-“ NO! it’s always ass. your clanker sucks at making music. it’s not even worth the water waste, man… 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 2hjohn music: “i’m making a way to write down music” other guy: “oh is it going to be consistent and easy to read?” john music: “nahhh it’s gonna be some BUUUULLSHIIIIIITTTTT” ((he was figuratively whipping up shit in a kettle)) 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10hi read this CLANKER an excerpt from the tomsim dev reference doc and it claims my FANSERVICE character is GOONSLOP. that's entirely true but YOU DO NOT HATE AI ENOUGH!!!!! 100
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026>stick figure in white void invents camera that sees in hyper realism >photos his friend who’s been sleeping for the past few weeks >sees rotted corpse >”OHHHH GOD WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK” >destroys camera lesson: don’t go poking into higher realities, kids 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026forgot to mention homophobia is a government psyop, Richard McMullet over here believes me beating my meat to gay twinks is more important than incomprehensibly large 15-digit leviathan eldritch wealth gaps and absurd & comical government corruption 110
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026mannnn the clown and coffee makes me look like an edgy 12 year old (ignore the 🇹🇴🇲🇸🇮🇲 flags, those are meant for writing “TOMSIM”) 100
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026why’s it look like new hampshire? i could’ve sworn mongolia was like, similar to nebraska or south dakota; a plain, a steppe, a stain, a pleppe 110
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ruining gemishit like this, although it feels productive, is probably a waste of my time, the working class's money, and earth's water 000
Reposted by octosquid02Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 342641
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i don’t know what kind of animal tweeted this but they were definitely uhhh… man i don’t know 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i need to get into politics less but i continue to believe that racism/islamophobia/transphobia/etc are just distractions from wage stagnation vs cost of living and most importantly the wealth gap 000
Reposted by octosquid02andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 10/10/2026My LABUBU snuck into my purse and smoked all my VIRGINIA SLIMS 0538
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ohhh i’ve seen this image before, it’s a classic 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026gonna make something like this my next song thumbnail 100
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026>”the resulting odor would be profoundly unpleasant” >”temporary fainting or gagging from disgust” >”it would be a fleeting, terrible smell” i shouldn’t be giggling under my breath at this, man. government psyop, every damn time… 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026containing 1 cubic meter of vacuum within your large intestine: you’re lighter by 1.25 kg lifting a 1 cubic meter cube of silver: you’re heavier by 10,500 kg both require 100,000 newtons of force, so you’ll always need to hit the gym beforehand. which are YOU picking? 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED CANCELLED 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do as the founders intended and play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! onionvs.b-cdn.net/s/stole_stic...onionvs.b-cdn.netThe Onion Voting Simulator 3DI Stole An 'I Voted' Sticker 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is the last thing you see before getting your mind wiped in the Instagram Reels Mental Reprogramming Vault (yes i know it’s ai slop, that’s part of the horror) (i know jeffery epstein and israel aren’t here but i don’t wanna waste water correcting that) 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i like how if it’s not plagiarizing, clankers will just blatantly lie to you to seem corporate-safe: “👤 Delving into Richard “16 Inch Dihh” Johnson—a.k.a. communistmarx6767, loved stock markets/shareholder profits and was loved by women exclusively for his personality and looks, nothing more.” 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“durrr… chatgpt do…. uhh… gubberment stuff…” “✅ On it—diplomatic relations with Israel.” (30 minutes later) “⌛️Oh dear, it appears I have made a mistake—I fired all nuclear warheads at China, Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, and France for good measure. Would you like me to try again?” 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026god damnit bro i followed only TWO furry artists and now my entire bluesky feed is pornography 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“she was giving minors an alkalinity of 27!” “waow” (base base base base base) 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i was doing a regular check on gemishit’s pro-corporate biases and asked it to compare itself to other clankers (it sold out its fellow wirebacks) when i noticed this IMBECILE cited fox news (yes, THAT fox news) as a reliable source. huh? what is wrong with you?! www.foxnews.com/media/most-p... 010
Reposted by octosquid02Dynnie @dynnie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜𝒲𝒜WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA~ 4443
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i made a very slightly biased graph of short term vs long term gain 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when you treat every day like a friday, you finally come to realize that you’re now obese because friday is takeout night 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026mf why is there a femboy twink’s genuine honest to god butthole anus on my discover pa- wait. wait wait WAIT WAIT WHAT 110
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026viagra boys is a 50/50, either it’s genuine problems with people and society or it’s just schizoposting. my favorite song is probably dirty boyz because it sounds like some sort of villain theme song; i would DEFINITELY use it for an intro/credits if i made a tv show 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026incel georg lives in a cave and has billions of alt accounts on Threads, statistical outlier 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i was gonna say something here but i forgot, oh well better luck next time i guess 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if i had a nickel yada yada i made two songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK_e... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJx...youtube.comDO NOT QUESTION THE FORCES YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND (Tomfoolery Simulator OST)YouTube video by octosquid02 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026gemishit (formerly known as google gemini) is a government psyop, every damn time 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when i was a wee lad i thought concrete was pink but then got older and found out it was grey. i was so bummed out by that because it wasn't whimsical in the slightest. now i understand grey concrete is better. get your barben out of my heimer, it messes with my feng shui! 001
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026women don't belong in the kitchen. NOBODY belongs in the kitchen. who are you people!? get out of my house!!! 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026comedian: *slapstick* audience: *slapsknee* tick: “ow” knee: “also ow” e: “e” 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tw: implications of male pregnancy/omegaverse content wee woo wee woo it’s gemishit, the fun police (hey, it’s me, it’s killjoyity) 100
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026can't spell october without octo (i'm not very good at drawing pumpkins, trust me i'm even worse at drawing hot gay people during pride month) 110
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026gemishit's tomsim widget would have been very flattering if it wasn't LYING OUT ITS F***ING ASS!!!!!!! FICTION: tomsim is a roblox-based incoherent mess FACT: tomsim will be on steam and use unreal engine 5 or 6, and likely be more coherent than this 110
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ah yes, the two genders: male/nonbinary and yass slay queen gay twink (michael fields, from Tomfoolery Simulator) 010
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 01/10/2026(tw: birth, mpreg, implications of israel) ❌AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) ❌AFAB (Assigned Female At Birth) ✅ASAB (A Sign At Birth) 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what do i know about mental asylums, you ask? round these parts we call that “twitter” 000
octosquid02 @octosquid02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don't care who the irs sends, i DON'T want to listen to this clanker's weird fetishes 010