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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I must be dead because this isn’t reality.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hockey is dumb and sports are dumb and half of America is dumb. Let’s continue the disappointment.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

lol. Of course Lundqvist picked Philly. We kept his ass out of so many playoff advancements.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Yea. Take your time. Wait for the perfect shot. It’s not an elimination game or anything.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Well that power play had just about everything you’re not supposed to do in it.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This was all predetermined when some moron picked those yellow jerseys.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

lol. They’re playing “my own worst enemy” in PPG. At least we’re self aware.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I didn’t miss being irrationally angry during pen playoff games. Don’t bother making them if you’re gonna suck hard.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Sloppy passing, not hitting, can’t get any space. Philly is all over them. They gotta find the next level or they’re going down 2.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

If we lose this, whoever chose the yellow uniforms better leave fucking town.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Maybe we shouldn’t have coasted those last 5-6 games of the season. Team looks out of shape.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

It’s so nice watching hockey without all the flashing ads everywhere.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Wowzers. People are really upset the Panther Hollow lake is frozen over!!!

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

What is the Rooneys obsession with the 2011 Green Bay team that beat us? Let it go. They all suck. This is so disappointing.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Steelers are bringing in Mike McCarthy for an interview. I hope that’s just to fulfill the MAGA rule.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

You know what they always say, teams that don’t cash in on turnovers win the game!

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Arthur Smith is putting on a clinic of how insanely bad you can be and maintain your coordinator duties under a Mike Tomlin/Art II regime.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

The Steelers are so hard to watch. Same shit every season. But we made the playoffs! So everything is good!

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

How can you be a professional football player and have no situational awareness? You don’t intercept on 4th down dumbass.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Crazy. Fuck Rodgers and the rot in this organization, but fuck Baltimore even more.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Don’t worry. The Rooneys will do absolutely nothing and we can continue to watch this brand of football next year… and the year after that… and……

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Why’s it always gotta be painful? This was supposed to be fun.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Well, I guess this weekend showed Notre Dame?

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

…and the crowd goes wild for a 6 minute FG drive to tie it 3-3 late in the fourth. Peak football.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This Miami/AM game is hard to watch. It’s not even good defense. It’s just bad football.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Herbert just did a little fake slide and kept going to get the 1st down. Learned from the best.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Hahahaha. Jesus. What a mess. I think it’s safe to say we live in a P3 world.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

ACC refs redefining a catch to try and help UVA.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

The ACC, much like Pitt, can’t get out of its own way.

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Oblongshapes (LetThemEatJeff) @oblongshapes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

How is this +\- even possible?! Poor Bubs! My god! The chaos and weird that curses all that is Pitt sports has long tendrils!

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