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Dustin Debris

@objectiveunlocked.bsky.social
1.6K followers 4.5K following 5.7K posts

A nobody, miles from 38, living in the Willamette Valley, Oregon. I like my dog, nature, gardening, español, public schools/libraries, my guitar, & charrería. If you follow me, I don't know why, but thanks.

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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here is the aftermath. For years I thought it was insects, until I finally witnessed it myself—finches descending on my sunflowers and happily tearing away at the *leaves.*
Sunflower leaves with portions around the stems eaten away
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A national strike is in order, but I won't be first. We need organization and a plan. I think a lot of people don't want to go first because they'd be considered a "loon."
Cartoon of a bearded man and a dog, the man holds a sign that says "THE END IS NEAR!"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the hell, bsky
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Top panel with Bart Simpson saying, "This is the hottest summer of my life." Bottom panel is Homer Simpson, speaking to Bart to correct him by saying, "The hottest summer of your life so far."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
American comedian and actor Harvey Korman , in a wig, dress, and... News Photo - Getty Images
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jk I don't fish.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Right before this, the story was about Lindsey Graham. "This is not a pipe."
Screen capture from NBC newsthat apears to be a hospital photo of a smiling Mitch McConnell and wife, Elaine Chao. The chryon reads "CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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The brain of one human child will hold over 2.5 quadrillion bytes of information. 2.5 quadrillion memories that will never be again— (Sunday morning, father in the orange trees, the way the stars appeared to only her.) When you kill a child you kill all the stars in the world. — Joseph Fasano
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
LOGGING ON
Album cover of Firesign Treatre's "Everything you know is wrong"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That's a text string, for sure
Street scene with reporter on television with chyron reading RIVER PIG STABBING SUSPECT DUE IN COURT TODAY
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Trump told you he’d run America like a business.
He is.
It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.
USPS? For sale. The military? Subcontracted to the Saudis/Israelis. The debt? Yours.
Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
LOGGING ON
"Um, nevermind" meme. In the upper frame, stick figure raises his finger, ready to say something. Thinking better of it in the middle frame, he lowers his finger, and shuts his mouth. The bottom frame shows the stick figure walking away, dejected.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
1970s UNCLE SAM WEARING A GAS MASK AND GOGGLES WITH SMOKESTACKS OF A POLLUTING INDUSTRIAL SCENE IN BACKGROUND
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Far Side cartoon of a lemming family in a car and the father threatens the fighting kids in the back seat "Hey! I told you kids to knock it off back there! Or so help me I'll just take this car and drive it off the first cliff I come to!"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
So far, Google says a lot less today about impeaching Kristi Noem than Bluesky seems to indicate.
Google search for "kristi noem impeach" in the last 24 hours with 4 results
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Jaws meme - Roy Scheider saying, "we're gonna need a bigger supply of guillotines"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Stephen Miller (blue check) @StephenM
This is the great lie of mass migration. You are not just importing individuals. You are importing societies. No magic transformation occurs when failed states cross borders. At scale, migrants and their descendants recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.

Dave Brown @dave_brown24
WSJ Editorial: Afghan refugees "shouldn't be blamed for the violent act of one man. Collective punishment of all Afghans in the U.S. won't make America safer and might embitter more again...

8:29pm Nov 27, 2025 168.8K Views
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Before I saw this, I'd been thinking "This is an emergency. How do we reach the 'politics is boring' and the 'I don't vote' people?" Reposted to add alt text
White text on a black background that reads: 
31.78% voted for Trump
30.84% voted for Harris
1.06% voted third party
36.33% did not vote

More Americans voted for someone other than Trump.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You can!
A foot and a half long red leaf lettuce being held in hand with a star jasmine for the background.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Meanwhile
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"Touch grass," I heard
Marijuana plant against a brown background
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My milkshakes bring all the bees to the yard
Large poppy plant on the verge of blooming
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wish you could smell this, if jasmine blossoms are something you enjoy. Right out our back door and it'll be sweet until the end of July, maybe into August
Delicate 5-pionted white jasmine flowers on a lush green background of jasmine leaves
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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A green rectangle with black text that says, "'They're killing white farmers' is the new 'they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs'."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Black background with white text that says, "You wreck the stock market, fire everyone and make everything worthless. Then your friends buy it all for pennies on the dollar."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"We'll leave the Lysol® for you..."
Package of Black Flag Roach Hotel
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"the protagonist of Stanley Kubrick’s 1971 classic A Clockwork Orange, sits braced to a cinema seat, eyes forced open watching scenes of ‘ultraviolence’"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"This robot can write your words on paper for you!"
A piece of perforated dot matrix printer paper with a bit of text shown, as the page is coming out of the printer
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
'tis the season
A brown and white dog with a giant underbite wearing a Santa hat and beard stares into the camera. The puffy white ball of the hat is covering his right eye. His expression tells us he's less than thrilled.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Screen capture of a re-posted Bluesky post. Original post: ‪from user Brendel‬ ‪(brendelbored.bsky.social‬)
"If someone makes a post about something and it doesn’t apply to you, that’s because that person is disrespecting you and deserves to be questioned for what they have done" | Re-post text from user Shiv Ramdas
(nameshiv.bsky.social‬)
"the truth is that all posts that do not directly reference you are actually about you, never forget this"
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bananas on top of an antique General Electric AM/FM radio/alarm clock
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
By the way, Lloyd turned 9 years old yesterday. Happy Thanksgiving
A brown dog with white markings and ridiculous underbite lounges on a bed, wearing a red/white/brown/black plaid hoodie
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
otoh, whatever we did to deserve dogs and coffee must have been pretty great
A brown dog with white markings lies comfortably sleeping, nestled a bed with his little blankets.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
People keep talking about "the next election," so I must be really dim-witted
New York Times website screen capture with headline that reads, "Trump Declines to Back Away From ‘You Don’t Have to Vote Again’ Line

The former president, in an interview on Fox News, declined to back away from his comments and repeated his argument that if he’s elected, “the country will be fixed” and their votes won’t be needed."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
All the rain we're getting is just fine by me, thanks. #mushrooms #photography #fotografía
Little wet, caramel-colored mushrooms with white stems growing in wood chips. On the right, some exposed white mycelium is showing.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
The "Is this a pigeon" meme, but the text label superimposed over the butterfly says "election 2024" and the question at the bottom reads "is this FAFO."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
What fresh hell is this?
Screen capture of BlueSky account that followed me today named "Elon Musk", elonmusk2000. Banner image is an ID badge with his name and photo, avatar is a blue check. Description is (CTO) Chief Troll Officer with emojis.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
"What's up?" This
Red and blue state images used to form the number "270" on a white background
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
So I guess I was #5,175,383. I'd be curious what I threw away by deleting my original, by-invitation account. All that clout, now lost..like tears in the rain
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Same behavior on laptop with Firefox.
Screen capture of Popular with Friends feed, showing only three posts.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
This is fine
Screen capture of empty posts populating the "Latest From Follows" feed
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood
Cover image of Munro Leaf's book "The Story of Ferdinand," red background with black foreground text and image
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Don't get me wrong, I love all the cat pictures on here. It's just that my heart already belongs to Lloyd.
Face of a light brownish dog with white markings looking downward and toward the left of the image, ears perked up. The dog has a pronounced underbite.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Does anybody look things up any more?
cartoon image of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons, seated at a computer with Google on the screen. The caption reads, "I'm a resurcher."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
@support.bsky.team Is anybody interested in seeing Bluesky added to these as a standard? I am.
Image of website 'share buttons' showing only Facebook, Twitter (X), Pinterest, and Telegram
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Image of Tom Hardy as Mad Max from Fury Road. Caption reads "That's bait."
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
post the TV character you most identify with:
Image of Don Knotts in deputy sheriff costume as Barney Fife, from "The Andy Griffith Show." The background is an American flag.
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Dustin Debris @objectiveunlocked.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Meme: An image of Tim the Enchanter, from Monte Python and the Holy Grail. The text reads, "HE'S GOT HUGE SHARP... HE CAN LEAP ABOUT... LOOK AT THE BONES! "
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