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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can just say you hate me and want me to die
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Alright so as we can see with toon links are just too much of a problem so lets get rid of those. Additionally, banlists are too infrequent. However, to prevent decks from constantly getting rotated, lets assign "values" to cards instead of outright limiting/banning them. Fuck pendulums also
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
as good as people say despite being pretty predictable. They should make a cut where the final scene isnt there
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it was good when I completed it but then it got patched 3 times for worse. Sentence every undertale fan to 100 hours of drakengard and friends
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dropped when it got to the AI translations but regardless of that its still horrendous dogshit. Only thing of value is more granberia scenes and the class/race system which the game ends up taking too far anyways toby fox for better or worse you do deserve to live
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
non offensive but not particularly interesting outside of a few interesting visual. The reincarnation of shinkai not that he's dead though
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
obviously its not very good because its a compilation movie but even beyond that it just isnt. It cant be that being said nothing with the when the rune sparkles scene could ever be bad
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it was good obviously but like it really just tells you everything. Also people post the panel like its the greatest thing ever but in context it really isnt all that (not a problem with the manga thats a fan issue)
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Liked this one more than polar opposites because the characters were a little more rounded, presumably because the author put more of themselves in it. Was afraid for a while the protagonist was going to be treated as flawless but that wasnt the case
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
premise slop propped up by mediocre characters that decided it needed drama after nothing happened for over 100 chapters so it just dropped some bullshit that also got dropped because it was some bullshit not good!
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh god I'm this far back
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I own fatal bullet so I cant talk
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wishlist merchant
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My media thread...
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
SAUSAGE BREAD AND PICKLE CHEESE
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Buns Ketchup Pickle Cheese Put That Patty In Between It'S Burger What What It'S Burger What What
ALT: Buns Ketchup Pickle Cheese Put That Patty In Between It'S Burger What What It'S Burger What What
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I keep seeing those chara asriel political debate posts so i got annoyed and made this instead
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dire moving on to piss off every other community because yugioh players started to get used to it like a virus
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The "do you need to play a game to be a fan" discourse is the recent example of how bad it's gotten but its not at all exlusive to videogames. Fanfiction (probably) has a place in the world but we really needed to have a license to engage with it decades ago
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Increasingly people have been more obsessed with the discussion of stories over the actual story itself. Lore, world building, shipping, power scaling, and like you said the "checklist" people have mentally created to try to mathematically quantify whether something is good or not like its a test
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"movie game" and how many stories feel like they forced into the framework of a videogame because the author wasn't proficient in any medium besides the one where you're allowed to pad and recycle. Whether that's alright or not is something I'll have to think about
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There's a few concepts that are pretty universally agreed upon to have one general answer and I'll always respect this series for being willing to go against it even if I don't necessarily agree. That being said despite Gamers being worth less than dirt there is something to be said about the
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
brother
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I was interested in the game because it looked pretty and once it released the general consensus I saw was that it was kinda shit but it looked pretty though
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
one ace combat ending confirmed
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Patbev's Epic Celebration Jump
ALT: Patbev's Epic Celebration Jump
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We kinda knew this already because there was a few files named ace combat 0 uploaded to the steam edition and there was precedent in how AC5 was bundled with 7
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Its probably not good to just call her itagakis daughter especially considering shes prolific in her own right but its really funny how theyre both like this
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
itagaki gave birth to a feminist
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
its gas
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Its alright but whats truly interesting is how people call it the antithesis of animanga romance tropes, namely the story ends right after the confession one. However, if you go on anilist and look at which characters have the most favorites its the side character whos story ends at the confession
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I genuinely don't get this one its probably good though 💀
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the implication of a story
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Very powerful work
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Satoshi Mizukami
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cast is still terrible (maybe even worse) story is still whatever when its not sidequest of the week. The overall themes of misogyny which its known for is still the strong point but as a result its a story thats only interesting when you think about it as a concept vs the actual finished product
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Voice acting is good, art and animation looks fine, but probably the weakest I've ever heard kensuke ushio. Most changes were to better fit a TV format which is fine but for some reason there's a weird self-censorship of the concept of sex for no reason. Just read the manga
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
had some neat ideas obviously axed slop but I think the author might be able to make something interesting with more conviction
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I guess man
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I need the editor and author killed like raditz and goku
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
decent first half disjointed second half
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
manga is probably at its strongest in 1 volume stories so it can drop the ideas on your head like a looney tunes piano
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
vegetarian whos pro choice so they can justify eating eggs
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
live service shit it releases when it releases. I just don't understand
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm really just baffled its the same feeling I have with people who make bad movies in that its just kind of confusing. When you're making like a long running TV show or manga or the like I can understand getting burnt out or not reaching your deadlines. For games and movies barring atluSS and
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This was really an incredible experience for the majority of its run time but it just speeds through the conclusion and feels hollow as a result
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Feed them chemical x and they will quickly outgrow the confines of your backyard. This will solve the poop problem
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calzone MD @objectivelyswag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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