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Objectionable Joe

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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What about Roddy McDowall?
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That doesn't fully add up. How do they explain this 1968 film poster of Buster Keaton films being shown in London? And many other examples after minutes of research on the internet. I believe an exaggeration may have occurred.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Always thought his odd hair-line/texture was equalled only by the Yeti from Tintin.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We recorded the new album for The Objections Rock n Roll Band last week. Lovely stress-free recording. Preliminary mixes sound cracking! Should be out whenever Wrong Speed Records can fit it into their crazy schedule. 🤓
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm having a lot of trouble counting to 18. These two are really rubbing it in. Send help. *(Soz about the flashing led, camera speed etc (can't see it in real life)).
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
First time in 25 years I've attempted bowling, and Tom House of Sweet Williams fame caught this on camera!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
On Friday and Saturday I shall be prancing about using this piece of wood in Derby and Bristol. Come and point and laugh if you like that sort of thing. It's all a bit embarrassing really, I should know better.😔 etc
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I've made myself a lovely new little amp. Valve preamp going into class d power amp. Sounds nice. Still need to play it good and loud to identify any issues. Gig next Saturday should suffice (must remember to take spare amp.)
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
On Lindisfarne, there is a statue of Michael Stipe offering a butt-plug. Very open minded of the holy community I thought.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Warning! Pillock on beach!!!!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Imagine waking up to this mess!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
On Ilkley Moor with dog!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Objections Rocking Experience® have t-shirts for sale, left over from tour. Feel free to buy one over at Bandcamp. Going quite quick, nearly half went yesterday.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Dick.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Been playing a week of gigs in Holland and Belgium. Playing London tonight at New River Studios if anyone is around.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Come observe us occur on tour and you may be able to buy one of these lovely T-shirts off us (if you don't mind them having been stretched over a drum (every single one, stretched out of size over a drum, guaranteed! (Just choose your drum.))) All sizes available (snare, rack, floor, bass.)
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The band will be going over to mainland Europe in February to try some different snacks, sandwiches, soups etc. Whilst there we will play some gigs, to fund our snacking. We shall also be selling vinyl of Optimistic Sizing and hopefully some T-Shirts. See you down the front. 🖌️ @sumlin.bsky.social
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Playing Amsterdam on Weds 19th Feb. More dates to follow.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
We ate food and played some music yesterday.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Total pillock enjoying the snow this morning. Lost two balls amongst it all.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Dog on the tracks.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The beauty of the running dogs! 😍
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Every Christmas Edie randomly meets up with her Doppeldogger Hamish in the fields. Third year in a row. They love each other! 😍
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Behold! A saviour has been born unto us! 😇
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Put together another twelve string, because I'm a glutton for tuning up! Mustang this time; very nice and light for my old-man back!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Trading Places.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There's just legs everywhere! Send help!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Next gig; The Moon. Artist's impression yesterday.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Gig fun in Brighton. I took a lovely long exposure photo of the old pier at night. Etc.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A couple of gigs this weekend to lighten the mood. Nottingham on Friday and Brighton on Saturday. See you down the etc.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My mum passed away at 3.34pm on Wednesday after a short stay in hospital. It was very peaceful with me holding her hand at the end. Here she is in happier times. ♥️
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I keep seeing these curious fellows around N Yorkshire. Pretty sure I've not seen them in Morrisons. 😵‍💫
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Lovely drawing of us done live while we were playing, by Penny Moe, from our Sowerby Bridge gig last Saturday. Captured my Gollum essence a treat; lurking in the shadows at the back! 🤓
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Etc.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Next gig for the Objections band is in Nottingham on Fri 13th Dec. Playing with the Kogumaza big band to boot! Fun times ahead. Looking forward to it already; "excited" is the word bands are told to say I believe! Very excited.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Someone may have made a slight mistake whilst playing a song we've played hundreds of times. Covered it up well, total poker face. 😬
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Had a lovely time in Sowerby Bridge, played a gig and got interviewed by James Kilkenny for @louderthanwar.bsky.social . I persuaded Claire to drive and then had one or two sensible pints. Last one must have been off as I feel rough as Oliver Reed after a weekend bender this morning. 🤢
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
When I go to my own profile, I can't see any of my own posts. Is this normal? Posting a dog based picture as a test.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The Objections band are playing Sowerby Bridge Puzzle Hall on Saturday, as part of this festival thing. Looking forward to a couple of guest ales, as Claire has agreed to drive. Result!
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
The nose!!!! The tongue!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! I can't believe Edie has to wait every couple of months to get to a beach. Her life must be hell on Earth! 😱
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Dog, bed. Normal sort of stuff.
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Objectionable Joe @objectionablejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Did a gig on Saturday. It was a right chuckle.
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