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Obi Juan Jalapeño

@obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social
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A ray of sarcastic sunshine - Serious at the right time ♊⚖️♎ Justice: Moral & Political Philosophy - Harvard eDX Constitutional Principles - Princeton eDX Globalization - University Texas Austin eDX Inaugural Race Director - US F2000 Racing

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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get out and vote!!
My November ballot.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know things are bad when 55 Waffle Houses shut down!
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Batman Summons Waffle House with Bat Signal
ALT: Batman Summons Waffle House with Bat Signal
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning! My "treadmill" hits different! Keep your head up and never give up the fight for what is right! ☕☀️
This is my "treadmill" where I get my workout. 2 miles total. Barefoot on the hard sand for the first mile and then, soft sand on the return.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it would be fun living as an Otter, but alas, I am not. 🦦😁
I am not an Otter. Although it would be fun right?
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is anyone else thinking my tuna salad needs to calm down?!😆😆
Lunch.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From around the world, across the nation, down your street and your device, GM and welcome to Thursday, Friday's loose sister. HA!☕☀️
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Deb Haaland @debhaalandnm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Join President Barack Obama in support of my campaign: secure.actblue.com/donate/haala...
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I have the food groups covered.....
Food glorious food. Breakfast.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@neurowinter.com I too, was an accidental sys-admin. UNIX. Fours of in the fly education.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning. My gym days hit different.
The beach. Pretty easy to see that.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday board meeting!
Birds. Beach. Walk. Judging me!
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning!
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOOHOO! Welcome to Friday.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do clouds ever look down on us and say "That one is shaped like an idiot"
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The RNC tried to pull off a first-of-its kind “midterm convention” in Dallas & the attendance was…questionable. I was in Dallas to try to talk to attendees to see why they would voluntarily go & to get their thoughts on some pressing issues like the Epstein Files. youtu.be/IJcjZ59ihnw?...
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🚨I Went To The GOP Convention…HERE’S What I SAW!!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Meanwhile, the Treasury Department is doing the old, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain dance. thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/bessents-b...
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Bessent’s BONDage
How Central Planning Mirages and High-Yield Bond Realities Are Summoning the Ghosts of Debasement
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump the communist dictator now tells us who we can do business with and who we can’t by executive fiat. Wait till he issues a fiat against Fiat. It’s only a matter of time.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 07/09/2026
The conservative legal movement spent decades working to overturn Roe v. Wade. Its effort to do the same to birthright citizenship has already begun, Quinta Jurecic argues. theatln.tc/J5sEQOfp
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FACT: Trump's Big Ugly Bill gave ICE $75 billion to terrorize workers and families across this country. #ResistTrump
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In Los Angeles today! ✊🏼 #california
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 03/09/2026
21 states, led by Attorney General Bonta, are suing the federal government to block a medicaid ban for those under 19 from taking effect. The new rule is slated to go into effect in six weeks. They raise novel legal issues, and have been successful before. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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21 States Sue Federal Government To Block Anti-Trans Under-19 Medicaid Ban
The rule is slated to go into effect in six weeks.
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Rep. Chrissy Houlahan @houlahan.house.gov · 03/09/2026
Secretary Driscoll is just the latest in a growing list of qualified senior leaders who have left the Pentagon under Pete Hegseth's abysmal tenure as SecDef.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found this on my morning walk. #rorf
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@sidebangsmusic.com Woohoo!
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😎😎
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spread the word! @putawomanincharge.bsky.social @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A dog takes his first steps on a custom 3D printed prosthetic after weeks of fittings and physiotherapy, and his gait changes instantly.
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∙ ᴘᴀᴜʟɪɴᴀ ∙ @iamthepaulina.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let President Obama deliver an eloquent speech about the occasion on 9/11
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@karendippity.bsky.social Do you know there is a connection between Green Acres and a hit 90s dance tune?
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Goodbye City Life!
ALT: Goodbye City Life!
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Karen Dippity 🐾 🎀 🌵 @karendippity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me posting on Linked In: <Puts on pants and real shoes.> Me posting on Bluesky:
Dip in a pink robe with pink feather hair holding a coffee cup and... a ladle (shrug) while standing in her pink kitchen.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@patrickmahomez11.bsky.social @flavorflav.bsky.social Flavor Flav is man right?!
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Take it from her. She's on the Frontlines in more than one way.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'll tell you what's BS ....not one single TV show be it Landman, Yellowstone, Lioness, Only Murders in The Building, etc....not one single effing show ever shows anyone, not one person, ever charging their GD cell phones! EVER!
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Lori Jaye 🪶🐈‍⬛🇬🇱🥄 @kittypurr1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Democratic lawmakers demand answers from Hegseth on USS Abraham Lincoln
A group of 15 senators said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth owes Americans answers about the ongoing deployment of the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier strike group after reports of low morale a…
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@rankednews.bsky.social substack.com/@thinkaboutt...
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The Wheels Are Coming Off......
Why the administration’s war narrative is a dangerous house of cards vibrating under the weight of its own hubris.
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ltwlauren🤸‍♀️❤️🎶🎨🐾 @ltwlauren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank you, dear Lawrence, for your wonderful Democracy Defenders starter pack! go.bsky.app/Nm6vRzt
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@dmwb3.bsky.social JHC it's hot here in Texas!!
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Someone my own thoughts. However, I do get help with grammar and structure per my disclaimer at the end of the post. thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/the-wheels...
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The Wheels Are Coming Off......
Why the administration’s war narrative is a dangerous house of cards vibrating under the weight of its own hubris.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You all remember this line: "As long as the press see sex n drugs (Iran War) behind the left hand, you can park a battle carrier group behind the right hand and no one's gonna a fu€king notice" - China and Taiwan. trump is blind or just doesn't care. thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/the-high-c...
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The High Cost of Strategic Distraction
Beyond Hormuz: How the Left Hand in the Middle East Is Masking a Pacific Supply Chain Death Sentence
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Help save Billy Bob! nycacc.app/browse/258205 He’s a 1 yr old puppy set to be euthanized. Please repost this sweet puppy! Urgent ‼️ #Monday #dogsky #petsofbluesky
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Adopt Billy Bob (258205) at ACC of NYC
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@cachobweeney.bsky.social Where in the hurricane zone? I am along the coastal bend of S. Texas.
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You all remember this line: "As long as the press see sex n drugs (Iran War) behind the left hand, you can park a battle carrier group behind the right hand and no one's gonna a fu€king notice" - China and Taiwan. trump is blind or just doesn't care. thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/the-high-c...
thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com
The High Cost of Strategic Distraction
Beyond Hormuz: How the Left Hand in the Middle East Is Masking a Pacific Supply Chain Death Sentence
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@kelper60.bsky.social Welcome to the chaos! I like the pictures....ever frame and sell?? Curious.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just a thought 🤦‍♂️🤔😊 Reactive military operations are backfiring. U.S. has accidentally exposed its hand to its adversaries. Iran and its proxies aren't just fighting—they are gathering data. A thread on the unraveling economics of deterrence: 👇 thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/the-bluff-...
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The Bluff Exposure: How Reactive Deterrence Fails in the Middle East
The Current Strategy Is Unraveling
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just a thought 🤦‍♂️🤔😊 Reactive military operations are backfiring. U.S. has accidentally exposed its hand to its adversaries. Iran and its proxies aren't just fighting—they are gathering data. A thread on the unraveling economics of deterrence: 👇 thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com/p/the-bluff-...
thinkaboutthis2028.substack.com
The Bluff Exposure: How Reactive Deterrence Fails in the Middle East
The Current Strategy Is Unraveling
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Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Okay. I'll say it. I refuse to give the Bourne, 007, Mission Impossible or any movies credibility! NO MORE! All the stunts, car chases and high flying stunts! BS! Why? Well, until I see at least ONE G*D DAMN phone, laptop or device CHARGER used like WE all need, it's unacceptable!😜
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Conan O'Brien: This Is Unacceptable
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Nosey Granny @nosey-granny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Common sense ideas. Fair to the people of Texas.
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