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@nymsshadow.bsky.social
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
one of my favorites 😍
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when you’re driving somewhere:
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
truly genius
a venn diagram-

incel/Excel-sheets are never clean
Excel/me eating a fig-makes a mess on my desktop
me eating a fig/incel-the dying gasps of wasps
incel/Excel/me eating a fig-incorrectly assuming something is a date
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“i never wanted to be an activist musician” don’t worry bro. you’re not.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this butternut squash has read fire!boys
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😩
the world’s softest, beigest pillow
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
much better, just verrrrry tired
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
much better! exhausted and shaky 🤣 but better 💚
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just came out of nowhere!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣 tepid chamomile
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s my fever, already doing the meds and water and cloth and on the phone with my primary
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s like, scrambled brains territory
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
new high score made me snort
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is uh… not good right?
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"i lived 54,554 days before I met louis de pointe du lac..." not that he’s counted the days he’s spent without louis or anything 😭
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
september… 8th… 1973… september 8th, 1973. it was 11:07 here. it would have been 9:07 in san francisco. armand called me… were you there? …yeah 🙁 …did you hurt yourself? 🥺 “happy” september 8th y’all
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hormone cycles are so weird. i was inexplicably furious all night last night. today i’m sobbing because steve irwin is dead and he’ll never know how proud he would have been of robert 😭
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my 12yo playing vr with his friends: spider-man IS the superhero to be tho. i mean, he’s married to ZENDAYA! 😩
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😑
izzy: it’s september the first
ed: dickfuck, no, it’s not
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
thirteen years ago today, i woke up five months pregnant, rolled over, looked at the love of my life and said, “hey… you wanna… go get some carne asada fires and get married at the courthouse?” they had a cancellation at 2:30. it was kismet. best decision we ever made.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching season 2 of yellowjackets and i feel like daniel molloy
renowned author and journalist, daniel molloy, asking the hard questions. “did you eat the baby?”
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
that’s what i’m used to. give me a socal earthquake any day
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the MOST disappointing part tbh
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is dumb. i’m so sorry for everyone who has to like. live like this.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i think we’re good? packed a bag with clothes, first aid, meds, important docs. cleaned out a small central closet for shelter with no windows. lots of sirens and thunder but it’s passing north of us by 10 miles
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
dude, i’m a californian. wtf do i do?!
CRITICAL
now
Imminent Threat Alert
National Weather Service:
TORNADO WARNING in this area until 2:15 PM PDT. Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are
outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Kate Foster's F*ckin' Yum! Moment
ALT: Kate Foster's F*ckin' Yum! Moment
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
best 15 minute meal i’ve ever made
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😏
Alisha

I came
i'll get you a towel
And a cigarette
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i need you to imagine the best broccoli cheese soup you’ve ever had (with 5 cheeses, fresh shallots and garlic) now add noodles, and a garlic, herb, white wine chicken that’s perfectly juicy with a crispy skin.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
lafb! dropping on ao3 soon
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yep! still working on getting my biggest fic migrated off there 🫠 250k words is a FEAT
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“who are we looking for claudia? adam and eve of the damned?!” SO close, bby. so close.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🥰
a03 wrapped
→ you read 2,690,420 words, none of which are in the bible
→ your preferred genre is an abomination
→ you found one writer and read everything they've ever written...
→...only to find out they're into some weird shit.
→ and now you are too. congratulations!
→ the data we've collected has shocked us to our very core and we wish we hadn't done it. we won't see you next year. please seek professional mental support
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🥰🥰🥰 thank you pop. all the love for you
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🥰😘
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
thank you! 🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
thank you! 🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🥰🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
new age, new pfp
just my face
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it does. i absolutely feel for you. one of the worst jabs i’ve ever gotten
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it’s so bad 😩 but shingles is fucking agony
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thank you my darling!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thank you love!!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thank you! 🥳
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you!🥳
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you! 🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you!
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