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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when you’re driving somewhere:
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
truly genius
a venn diagram-

incel/Excel-sheets are never clean
Excel/me eating a fig-makes a mess on my desktop
me eating a fig/incel-the dying gasps of wasps
incel/Excel/me eating a fig-incorrectly assuming something is a date
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this butternut squash has read fire!boys
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😩
the world’s softest, beigest pillow
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is uh… not good right?
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😑
izzy: it’s september the first
ed: dickfuck, no, it’s not
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching season 2 of yellowjackets and i feel like daniel molloy
renowned author and journalist, daniel molloy, asking the hard questions. “did you eat the baby?”
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
dude, i’m a californian. wtf do i do?!
CRITICAL
now
Imminent Threat Alert
National Weather Service:
TORNADO WARNING in this area until 2:15 PM PDT. Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are
outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😏
Alisha

I came
i'll get you a towel
And a cigarette
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i need you to imagine the best broccoli cheese soup you’ve ever had (with 5 cheeses, fresh shallots and garlic) now add noodles, and a garlic, herb, white wine chicken that’s perfectly juicy with a crispy skin.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🥰
a03 wrapped
→ you read 2,690,420 words, none of which are in the bible
→ your preferred genre is an abomination
→ you found one writer and read everything they've ever written...
→...only to find out they're into some weird shit.
→ and now you are too. congratulations!
→ the data we've collected has shocked us to our very core and we wish we hadn't done it. we won't see you next year. please seek professional mental support
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
new age, new pfp
just my face
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
who the fuck was gonna tell me pangolins have tiddies?!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
my love
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
how did i not see this before?! i’ve watched it multiple times in the last two weeks!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hi canada. i have several questions…
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
iwtv/tvl thoughts and spoilers and stuff because the last episode fucked me up and i can’t stop thinking about it
Some thoughts on early IWTV/current TVL Lestat’s actions during my most recent watch. 

Firstly, Nicky screaming, “I want you to love me enough to give it to me!” fueling his decision to change Louis so quickly, so that Louis would never feel the same kind of rejection and insecurity. Then, Nicky’s death being the reason he forced Claudia to watch Charlie’s face melt, so she would truly learn the lesson that Nicky’s death taught him. People are fragile. You lose them easily—by accident, by design, through the cruelty of others, as a vulnerability to yourself and your desire to keep them, or their own decisions.

I don’t always agree with his methods, obviously, but I can understand his motivations for both. He buried himself for the better part of a century to hide from the pain of loss and abandonment. He wanted his life to be over—not enough to throw himself on the fire as Magnus had because, I think, some part of him couldn’t bear to do the same thing to Gabriella that was done to him—the abandonment of the maker. The same reason Louis didn’t meet the sun the day Claudia boarded the train. He couldn’t stand the thought of the aftermath in his absence. 
Gabriella wasn’t a great mother, they both admit that, but that didn’t stop him from loving her. It didn’t stop him from seeking her approval and chasing the love he wanted from her. Catching her in bed with someone else brought him to the place where he was willing to do anything for her to give him that kind of attention and affection. Even the phone call when he tells her to stay away for the next century is a grasp at approval. “They’re cheering for me. They love me. They want me. It’s been twelve whole minutes of screaming for me.” He wanted her jealousy because jealousy is so present for him and shapes so many of his actions. He wants to be loved as deeply as he loves and he has never felt that kind of love before. Not even from his own mother, who was supposed to love him unconditionally and teach him what love even looked like. Even after he saved her from the true death.
Because he still loves all of his failures that way, despite everything. Despite the abandonment and rejection, he still runs the moment Louis says come to me. He still begged Armand to tell Louis he loved him back in ‘73. He still aches over Claudia through her hate of him. “She looked at me in the end…” She follows him, still. He remembers the moments of playing the piano with her, even through the pain and the anger, he remembers his daughter. He refuses to entertain her doppelgänger because her heart doesn’t sound the same, because her eyes are wrong—not the lack of stained glass eyes, but the spark behind them that was her.

His jealousy, in the end, is of his own love. He covets that love to the point of the extreme. 

Again, I don’t condone all of his methods but, god, my poor baby. I do understand.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
had to stop the town’s fireworks display because they almost burnt the park down 🙃
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
oh my sweet summer child 💚
comment on Chapter 12 of The Underground:

I'm taking my sweet time reading this fic and I
ADORE them so much!!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
uh… thanks for the update? 🥴
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
💅🏻
i got wordle in 2 guesses
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this is insane, right? i’m not being unreasonable for thinking this extortion?
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
today, i called out a man for being a piece of shit misogynist and his only response was to tell me i’m ugly 🤣
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
fire!Ed new wallpaper
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hey @mariwho.bsky.social saw you in the wild 😍
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
😋 nothing to say really, just excited over some bomb ass veggies
large tray of vegetables—sweet potatoes, russet potatoes, zucchini, carrots, broccoli, and corn
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
looked hot. thought you should know
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
just had a couple earthquakes in a row!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
reggie bussey is up
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
husband took me to a minor league sports balls game. i’m high asf and v close to the balls and stuff
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i know this awful wax figure is sylvester stallone but this was my first thought and i’m dying 😭
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
bless
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
wheeeeeee!
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i just looked up the owner of coachella. can anyone tell me why the owner of coachella is making recommendations for the us court of appeals? and why did that orange cunt just DO it?
Through the Anschutz Foundation, he had made grants to conservative think tanks, including the American Enterprise Institute, the Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation. 4748|1491
Anschutz contributed $1 million to conservatives during the 2016 U.S. elections, and $200,000 to Republican politicians and political action committees during the 2017 elections.
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In 2006, a lawyer for Anschutz wrote a letter to President George W. Bush's White House Counsel Harriet Miers recommending Neil Gorsuch to the newly vacant seat on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit after The Denver Post reported that Gorsuch was not actively being considered for the vacancy.
[51][52]Neil McGill Gorsuch (/'goirst// GOR-sutch;' born August 29, 1967) is an American jurist who serves as an
associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. He was nominated by President Donald Trump on January 31, 2017, and has served since April 10, 2017.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
about to edittttt 19k. just like chapter 1 🥰
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
made sun-dried tomato and garlic hummus for the first time to go with shawarma for dinner because my middle son turned 17 today and i needed comfort foods. look at this little angel! how is he 17?! (also the hummus slaps)
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
having a partner who loves and supports, loudly and in your face, every single day >>>>
texts from the most incredible partner in the world reading “Goood morning I love you so mucho my baby love. I'm so in love with you”
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
typed it all out, but here’s an insta link if you need it! 💚 www.instagram.com/reel/DWAArDJ...
PROTEIN 
2lbs ground meat (lamb, beef, chicken)
garlic powder 
onion powder
chili powder 
paprika 
turmeric
cayenne
coriander
salt
white pepper

TZATZIKI SAUCE
greek yogurt
grated cucumber
fresh dill
fresh mint
lemon juice
grated, raw garlic
1 bulb garlic confit/roasted garlic

GARNISH
sliced cucumber
roasted tomatoes
pickled red onion
feta (optional)

Mix minced meat with spices, roll flat between 2 pieces of parchment paper. Fold into 2.5-3 inch strips. Bake @ 400° for 40 minutes. Add 1 bulb of garlic with the top cut off and whatever small tomatoes you like about halfway through. Drizzle in olive oil.

For the Tzatziki, either mince/grate everything or just throw it in a food processor/blender. Add the garlic from your baking pan last.

Thinly slice red onions. Rinse. Let soak in 3:1 white vinegar and water for at least an hour before serving. 

Assemble in wrap/tortillas/naan. Grill if desired.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
just remembered this interaction happened 💀 “ok nerd” kills me every time. buddy, you have no ideaaaa
This September the legend begins.
#TheRingsOfPower (show trailer)
• • •
X
Georgie O'Boy
Where's Gandalf? Only interested if there's Gandalf

One To Rule Them AlI 
No Gandalf. This is the second age.
Not third. No Gandalf for you.Georgie O'Boy
I'll wait for the third season then!
He's the OG

Nym
There are no Wizards in Middle-earth during the Second Age. The Wizards weren't sent to Middle-earth until a thousand years into the Third Age. Roughly 2,000 years prior to The Hobbit. And the second age lasted just over 3,400 years. AGE not SEASON.

~
ok nerd
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
this is mine
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i have the flu
king of the andals, the rhoynar, and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms, and protector of the realm, robert baratheon, begging for the sweet relief of death with the aid of milk of the poppy
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
everyone saying he looks older than baelor what you’re actually seeing is the difference between valarr vs. six literal leash kids
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Bliain amháin ag foghlaim na Gaeilge! (one year of learning Irish!)
a 365 day duolingo streak
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
oh raymun… baby… no
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
wolverine lovingly stroking a picture of direwolf city
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
There’s much to be said for anonymity—a private life, a simple one, wherein your choices are of your own making and, at least the illusion of freedom is all but a guarantee, alongside the opportunity and chance to achieve happiness—but that life, unfortunately, is not ensured to some of us. For when the end begins, when empires begin to crack and fault, two groups are caught in the first fall, swiftly and quietly. The bottom-most rung of the ladder is smashed first, barring anyone who might need an equitable step up, and ensuring the downtrodden stay down. The top-most follows quickly, if not slightly less quietly, at least in some circles—not for those who are willing to listen and see, anyway. But, anyone who might dissent, especially from a position of authority or power, and more especially if they appeal to those who are listening, are prevented from reaching too far towards the top.

Rumors are bought and sold, just as easily as bodies and support, when the narrative is controlled by a selfish and hateful king, just as easily as a puppeteer manipulates the strings of his marionettes.
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
this world disgusts me. our poor babies should not have to live with shit like this
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