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@nwodg.bsky.social
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•Professional yeller since 93 •Easily excitable •Bullshit and obfuscation •Brilliant, but fascinated by dumb shit •Doing better, being better

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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Decided to doodle the G1 to G3 transformations I think for the G3, I already knew what I wanted and that's why it looks so much better
Birkin in the G1 stage

It's hard to tell, but I tried to give the eye a broccoli cutG2 stageG3 Birkin
I think I cooked with this one

I was gonna make him holding his back set of claws like he got a fresh mani, but I think the one hand snapping was the type of stupid I like
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Rex Sloan will return as Rex Splode in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"It is what it is, but what it is girl??" is a phrase I use FAR too often
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Every break room should have an arcade machine
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
An accidental hobby of mine is watching short horror films at like 2 am, or full-on horror movies at 4 am
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"Ok I know I made it sound like I have a lot more information than I do: I don't It's just like... if- if you look it up that gives you *ONE*, one definition, one description of it, right? Wha- what I'm saying is like, if you want, I can give you *MY* description of it Anyway, you already agreed"
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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Is there a balatro knockoff version of mahjong yet? Wake me up when that happens
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"Think about the good parts of fear: you run faster, you’re more focused, you don’t feel pain as much Every bad feeling, all signs you’re actually stronger So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming 'Only when weak may I carry my true strength'"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just because you are lil guy, doesn't mean you can't be the big cheese
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
A nuisance is a thing that causes inconvenience or annoyance A NEW-sance is the same thing, but specifically for tasks people try to spring on you last minute
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I know a normal conversation hate to see me coming
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"Do you wanna do bumper cars?" -I'll take the bump "Wait what?" -What?
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Took a picture of Bigfoot's cat, apparently
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
You're in their DMs You're in their DMs You're in their DMs Everyone is in their DMs *I am Oprah Winfrey*
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"These damn blue dogs in children's shows, giving my dog false hope that they can be blue"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
There should be a difficulty setting for things in life Don't get me wrong, I'm not tryna be lazy and set ~EVERYTHING~ to easy I'm just tryna see how hard opening a book CAN be
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Why is it always "you're *NOT* gonna believe this"? Like saying "you ARE gonna believe this" has the same success rate
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Turns out I don't have to actually say "Grace", It's more so the *meaning and intent* of the words that matter So ima be saying "gang" before every meal now
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Not to brag or anything, but the cute attendant at the gas station just told me "you left your card in the thing" 😏
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Unfortunately, your honor, I *HAD* to go beast mode
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
*walking up to a street race, saying I got next, and then asking to borrow one of their cars*
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ain't that just the way
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Big news I swore for the first time 😎
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Something newey, something borrowed, something Bluey
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
She is real, and she is here
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Aww, what's the matter? Are you brainwashed by the gender binary"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You know, from that one time in history
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Can we delete this, please"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"You ran out naked in the rain You're going straight to jail"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"This would work on me, and also I've done this"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Valentines day: the most dangerous day of the year Breakups and broken hearts, jealousy and revenge A perfect storm of heightened emotions and dangerous situations"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Performing necromancy by putting 6 Tylenol and a "get well soon" card on a grave
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
People who say "there's no time to lose" have obviously never tried to take a power nap and then wake up 5 hours later
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"Nah, I just want a bite of it If I eat an entire one, my body shuts down"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Whenever I play Resident Evil 4 Remake now, I always make sure to bring Ashley to see that first Garrador after the fight It's like my way of reassuring her that she is in capable hands "Look at what I did to this large man with claws. Please continue to put your trust in me, I will get you home"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Who up supering they bowl
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Some dude was at the urinal, then just zipped his pants and stormed out the bathroom, saying, "I don't have the patience for this" I don't understand what the next move is
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Today is that day of the week that my nose looks the other way
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"The Fault in my Logic"
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Secret breakfast
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you are not there, you are a square If you go and then leave early, you are oval If you helped set up, you are trapezoid
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
People say "Link in bio", and then it's not even link in the bio
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Smash the like button ring the bell, and don't forget to put that thang down, flip it, and reverse it for more
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What if we got together and just lost ourselves to dance?
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"There used to be a bank here" -How good of a bank robber you gotta be to pull *THAT* off??
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
*me, screenshotting and posting/retyping a misspelled word into the group chat*
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nwodg @nwodg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
@donnerpartyvegan.bsky.social, say the word and I'll start swinging on em
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