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Nutty Depressor

@nuttydepressor.bsky.social
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I read great books, make mid beats, and share my worst jokes.

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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could make so much money if I didn't have any morals
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You get to slowly untangle all those threads a little bit at a time, and each one that resolves is the most beautiful or devastating thing I've ever read
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read Wheel of Time in like 2 months but Malazan has taken 9 so far (25% through the Crippled God) I don't think I'll ever read another fantasy series that compares. Not in quality, there's a ton of incredible work out there, but in presentation and execution. It's a mass of tangled plot threads
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking Bad at #1 and Better Call Saul at #27? Yeah get fucked
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Total War faction but it's just a single necromancer That'd be cool as hell
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One step closer to Super Earth
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing in writing has assaulted my icky-senses as aggressively as the description of the Slakemoth's mating ritual in Perdido Street Station. I'm excited for this one
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I gotta be honest for a sec here I still don't know what makes the good Sonic games good in comparison to the others
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The curse of being 29 is that nobody I know uses this app
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is the inevitable result of years of games focused entirely on fidelity and players being afraid to miss things or fail so now we get games that are the equivalent of a dog thats been bred to emphasize all its cutest traits but now it can barely breathe or move around and u just feel bad for it
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Currently watching The Wailing This fucking rocks so far
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've been listening to Dummy damn near on repeat since posting this, I don't think this is as true as it used to be I don't think there is a more perfect album
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wish I could bottle that feeling you get on your 1st day with a new TV
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I WILL finish Dust of Dreams this weekend, I MUST I have so many other books I want to read but I am going straight into the Crippled God. I've been dragging out the last 40% for so long and it's killing my comprehension of all that's happened
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Valid
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never lived in Alabama but I guess that's what you get when you blend up 5 other state's dialects mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She knows about fart goes the butt
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PREACH
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always claim to be a big Dummy guy but Third is what I always find myself thinking about
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Usually I'd wait for fall to really start, but it's time for me to listen to so much Portishead that I feel 13 again
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Drop a potato into your sauce (I've never done this it's just something my mom always mentioned)
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really miss the days when these fucking freaks were only on 4chan
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't care if I bought the damn moon, I'm not about to call a support line if it stops working
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't think we need to give the guy who enslaved his own children any credit. This is absolutely insane
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm like Tony Soprano if Tony Soprano was a real chill guy who was nice to everyone
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yooooo
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's so fun though Memorize that copy paste function
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I stepped in the path of an Ant yesterday for 2 seconds, and fell to my knees knowing that I destroyed such a large portion of its already short life
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
$15/lb by me and we have cheap groceries
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh the trauma I could dump
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The music will be good at the very least
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
McD's managers in small town USA are never going to let this go. Good luck calling in ever again
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Really fucked up also that all these "deterrents" reach the barest edge of non-lethality
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Did anyone else get shown 'Stomp' like 6 different times in school or has everyone but me had a nice pleasant normal life where they only had to sit through it once?
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never anticipated that we would need a separation of sports and state
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This wouldn't be out of place in a Malazan
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not gonna lie guys, I stopped reading Neuromancer when they got to the Moon because I realized I had no idea what had been happening for the 100 pages previous That being said, the Apple TV show looks nothing like I visualized and that's kind of a bummer
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/06/2026
always complete this checklist before leaving the house
sign reading

IS IT HOT?
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
ARE YOU PROUD
TO SERVE IT?
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My dad used to make these greasy incredible sausage egg and cheese bagels with mayo and I'm telling you if there was one in front of me right now it would change my life
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Call me crazy but I think it's gonna work this time They've spent years priming us for this
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For real, and you try to feel sorry for the guy then he digs deeper every chance he has
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally watched Obsession today That bit with the customer service line was some of the best horror I've encountered in a long while. absolutely fucking dreadful I loved it
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I'll hold out for lab grown lettuce
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
squirt people squirt people
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I now understand my own posting pattern 99% of what I say here is only relevant the thought I am thinking in that moment not even for the love of the game, I'm just subjecting you fuckers to supplementary thoughts and complaints because I'd rather not bore or complain to real people
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
With a ponytail my wife says it makes me look like prince zuko and maybe she thinks that's hot? I think it tickles her more so
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So concrete is hard Anything weird I should know about having a black eye? or is the only side effect an air of menace? Also I'll never be wearing glasses with a metal nose rest again. My entire eyelid is purple because i landed on my eyebrow and it got slammed into my tear duct.
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Nutty Depressor @nuttydepressor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We really need to retire the word application when referring to programs because it is less and less applicable every time I hear it
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