You didn't know about this but every year every character I have ever written within appropriate parameters (so like, not Tramland), even ones in stories I never finished, gets to attend a lavish fetish festival-convention-swingers party in a grand hotel. All food and drink is on the house
![RULES OF
THE RANDY RAINCOAT
- Our dresscode is raingear over rubber or raingear over nude. Other clothes will be turned away. WE BAN CROCS ON SIGHT [angry face]
- Stay hydrated! There are free water dispensers all around the pub. We know how hot and sweaty it gets, and we don't want you to pass out [sad face] (other patrons' "spicy lemonade" is NOT adequate hydration GEORGE)
- Do not photograph other patrons without consent. WE WILL BAN YOU FASTER THAN WEARING CROCS!
- We know handsy stuff goes on in the booths [winky face] Be discreet, everything else please take it to the back rooms
- Dark rooms are for shagging. Wet rooms are for watersports. Towels are provided. Please clean off and don't wear pee or cum back to the main room (including inside your wellies GEORGE)
- DON'T complain about the AC (we know it's loud, but it's hot too!)
- DON'T complain about the smell of sweat + rubber (why are you even here??)
- DON'T deliberately trip the sprinklers (GEORGE [three angry faces] )
- Do not flash other patrons without consent
AUTOMATIC CONSENT LIST
- Sedric
- Charlie
- Alan
- George
Service Otters receive a 25% discount and our eternal love (and more [winky face] )
Live music every Tuesday. Last Thursday of each month is Cuckolds Night (drinks half-price when you buy for your partner or your bull [fiendish face] )](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iums5ywm46n7pvquwvs2medy/bafkreigdrm2afamfkqshvgv5nsxjtb62xdbxvbmyrvdjkkk4qigtd64dgy)
