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Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus @drtedros.who.int · 25/06/2026
Europe’s heatwave is closing schools & putting people’s health at risk. The data are clear: temperatures across Europe are rising at roughly twice the global average rate, increasing the likelihood & severity of extreme heat in the future. Here are some ways to keep yourself cool: bit.ly/3QxIiY8
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Tips for keeping cool
Beat the Heat is a initiative under WHO’s Sport for Health programme, developed in collaboration with FIFA. It aims to protect the health and safety of workers, spectators, and communities by addressi...
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Still not watching the World Cup (because, you know, FIFA sucks!), but here's my prediction anyway. Germany will make the final, but ultimately lose.
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WHO @who.int · 07/04/2026
More than 150 million lives. Saved by vaccines. Since 1974. That is health and science in action. This #WorldHealthDay, Together for Health #StandWithScience 💙
Over 150 million lives. Saved by vaccines. Since 1974.

Together for health. Stand with science.

Image shows a group of schoolchildren with an adult, smiling.
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Why do they call it the Strait of Hormuz when it's bendy af?
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The office canteen are really trying to sell us on the vegetarian alternative.
Screenshot of a canteen menu that reads:
Wednesday

Main: Chicken with bell peppers and tomato sauce, baked polenta, olive parsley tapenade.

Vegetarian: Mushroom mycelium-based protein instead of chicken.

Side: Leafy greens and mustard vinaigrette.
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Never felt more out of the loop than when Microsof Loop told me "You've been looped in!". What in the hell is going on?!?
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
On a church in San Gimignano, Italy: "You should be quiet when children are sleeping, not when they're being killed."
Banner hanging outside a church in San Gimignano, Italy depicting a child wearing a keffiyeh and another wearing a kippah with their arms around each other. Next to them is text in Italian that translates as "You should be quiet when children are sleeping, not when they're being killed."
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify meme.
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tasty Wiener.
Supermarket shelf with cartons of Naturli Oat Barista drinks called "Tasty Wiener".
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Maybe I'm a few years (decades) late on this, but it just occurred to me that the German government naming their electronic tax filing software "Elster" (German for magpie), after the bird famous for stealing shiny trinkets, is class A passive-aggresiveness. Well done everyone involved.
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Came back home after nearly three months away, only to be immediately greeted by rain. It's how Copenhagen says "I love you". 😉
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WHO @who.int · 09/05/2025
Ending social injustice requires determined action from everyone. Here are 3 things you can do: 📢 Speak up against discrimination 🤝 Support community organizations that provide essential services like food, supportive housing & job training 🌍 Engage in climate action
Text reads '3 actions you can do to help end health inequity'. The first point of three, against the image of a megaphone is the text 'Speak up against all forms of discrimination'. The second point, against the image of a person shopping in the text 'Support community organizations that prioritize people & the planet'. Third point, against the image of a poster to protect the plant is the text 'Engage in climate action'.
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is the most Werner Herzog headline possible.
Screenshot from SPIEGEL Online that reads: "Legendary filmmaker
Director Werner Herzog advises young professionals to work in sex clubs or psychiatric wards
As wild as Werner Herzog's films are his tips for the next generation. In a TV documentary, he advises earning the money for your first projects as a bouncer in a brothel or as a supervisor in a psychiatric facility."
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Former German Chancellor Angela Merkel wearing a sand colored pantsuit while visiting a bird sanctuary. She has small white cups with bird feed in each hand and several colorful birds are sitting on her hands and one on her shoulder. She has a pained expression on her face and her mouth is wide open, as if she is screaming out in pain.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 23/01/2025
The world’s richest man is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a Tesla . Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWl...
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Heil Tesla
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
What's the German word for when you sigh so loudly during Teams calls that your headphones remind you your mic is muted?
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Ti(m)ramisu @nurderofc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"Listen, I think that the people of the Sudetenland, I think that the people of Bohemia and Moravia, I think that the people of Austria for that matter should be honored that Chancellor Hitler wants to bring these territories under the German Reich."
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