Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The fact that I cannot stare longingly into my girlfriend's eyes as we passionately make out today, on International Lesbian Day, is homophobic 110
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had a wonderful birthday thanks to @subbycatgirl.gay 🥰 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One day, a girl from Germany DMs you to ask about house plants, three years later, she's flying to Canada and you're having romantic dates together @subbycatgirl.gay 🥰 010
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Met in a random discord server, flirted with @subbycatgirl.gay too hard, and now she flew to a different content just so we could be together 🥰 140
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Getting a new vehicle today ✨️ my last 2 were insurance write-offs. Both times the accidents happened while I was not driving them 000
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern? 795198307889
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's crazy how a long distance relationship will make you yearn for doing mundane things with your partner so intensely 030
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Evil domme idea: take your sub out on a date to a place where you can infodump on them (aquarium, zoo, museum, art gallery, etc), then when you get home, strap them down and edge them while you quiz them about your infodump. They can only cum if they get a passing grade 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Shopify CEO truly is Canada's Elon Musk (derogatory) 120
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp 5908175
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My girlfriend liked this photo, so I decided to post it here, too 061
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Everything is so fucking frustrating right now. I have to deal with my health care coverage not allowing me to buy the medication i need, my truck insurance provider dragging their feet on every step, all while trying to sell my house with a trailer park manager making it harder for no reason 230
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Daily bunny no.3386 talks to the little fish 1750921235
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This year's wildfire season exploding as rapidly as it did almost feels like divine punishment for the Carney government abandoning what little climate goals Canada previously had 011
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I am once again begging sports reporters to stop using the term "edged" 110
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Reported on multiple evacuations due to wildfires all day today. Meanwhile, Canada is approving new pipelines and data centres like there's no tomorrow. If we keep delaying drastic environmental action, their work will guarantee there won't be a tomorrow 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I think I'd be a good housedomme for my girlfriend some day 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Almost cried when I said goodnight to my girlfriend because it means I won't be able to talk to her until she wakes up. Am I cooked? 110
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 07/07/2026As a Canadian with a German girlfriend, I can confirm their quality 131
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I once got stoned and watched that nature documentary narrated by Obama. I got so mad at the parts where he started talking about climate change like he wasn't in charge of the most powerful nation on the planet for 8 years 130
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's deeply homophobic and transphobic that my girlfriend lives on another continent and isn't in my arms right now, especially during pride month 010
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The magnificent Orca whales! We are fortunate to see them here on the Pacific coast of BC 594944852
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Dr Craig R McClain @drcraigmc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Imagine being filmed alive in your own home for the first time in scientific history and the headline is “very ugly.” The goblin shark survives a kilometer down, ambushes prey with a jaw that fires like a slingshot, and predates most “cute” animals. Thankfully, it can’t hear you down there.sciencefocus.comThis (very ugly) shark has finally been caught on camera in its natural habitat | BBC Science Focus MagazineKnown for its massive retractable jaw, the spooky footage shows the goblin shark lurking deep in the Pacific Ocean. 818636
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Being in a long distance relationship is tough. You feel so elated when you're on a video or voice call with them, then a sudden pang of sadness and longing once the call ends 120
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈SubbyCatGirl @subbycatgirl.gay · 04/06/2026Being away from my girlfriend during Pride month is extremly homophobic 161
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 29/05/2026You know you got a good one when talking about heavy topics feels safe and cathartic rather than hostile and painful 💕 121
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/05/2026No zoo simulation game will ever hit as hard as Zoo Tycoon 2 110
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Reading newscasts is wild sometimes because it's like "500 puppies were killed in the process of creating this AI data center............ over to sports where NHL playoff action is back on the ice tonight" 010
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Trinketmaxxing at the thrift store. Whimsymogging on the minimalist haters 020
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I feel like getting a new tattoo and cuddling with my girlfriend would be very beneficial for my mental health right now 130
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026"Evil" domme idea: your sub isn't allowed to cum until they tell you something they genuinely like about themselves and explain why 251
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Never having to write about sports again is the most appealing thing about independent journalism 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Went to Dyke Night and there was literally ZERO discussion about flood mitigation infrastructure 130
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Morning news is always so difficult for me because my voice doesn't start working until at least 10 a.m. 010
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Adding a new patch to my vest because I would rather be called a slur than mistaken as an American 040
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I was indoctrinated into feminism at a young age. Animals in the original Zoo Tycoon would only ever attack adult male guests. These are the feminist icons nobody talks about 121
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Have you ever been so in love with a girl that you learn a new language and plan to move continents for her? 153
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Traveled all the way to Germany to be gay with a very lovely girl 💕 1140
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I'm so glad to be back in radio. I took a brief detour to work a local government job and hated it. I thrive in the chaos of a newsroom, while the chaos of an administrative office gave me anxiety 160
Reposted by Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026🔥 Whale Shark gliding through Bioluminescent Algae looks like its floating through space. By Mike Nulty 11066721290
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Flirting with a hobby writer: "You are the epitome of Aphrodite herself. Gazing upon your divine form is a blessing to the eyes of mere mortals." Flirting with professional writers: "yoyre prttey 🥵" 010
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Searching for a room rental in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six 011
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 23/02/2026What made you trans (wrong answers only) I wanted to cause my mother's heart issues (it definitely wasn't the cigarettes) 120
Elora🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Are you regular gay, or 'book a flight to date a girl on another continent' gay? 350