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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@numiss-el.bsky.social
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She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Radio gal🎙 Nature lover, witchy gal 🌱 Coin collector and semi-professional thrifter ✨️

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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact that I cannot stare longingly into my girlfriend's eyes as we passionately make out today, on International Lesbian Day, is homophobic
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New tattoo ✨️
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@subbycatgirl.gay
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had a wonderful birthday thanks to @subbycatgirl.gay 🥰
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One day, a girl from Germany DMs you to ask about house plants, three years later, she's flying to Canada and you're having romantic dates together @subbycatgirl.gay 🥰
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Met in a random discord server, flirted with @subbycatgirl.gay too hard, and now she flew to a different content just so we could be together 🥰
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Getting a new vehicle today ✨️ my last 2 were insurance write-offs. Both times the accidents happened while I was not driving them
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's crazy how a long distance relationship will make you yearn for doing mundane things with your partner so intensely
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Evil domme idea: take your sub out on a date to a place where you can infodump on them (aquarium, zoo, museum, art gallery, etc), then when you get home, strap them down and edge them while you quiz them about your infodump. They can only cum if they get a passing grade
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Shopify CEO truly is Canada's Elon Musk (derogatory)
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My girlfriend liked this photo, so I decided to post it here, too
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everything is so fucking frustrating right now. I have to deal with my health care coverage not allowing me to buy the medication i need, my truck insurance provider dragging their feet on every step, all while trying to sell my house with a trailer park manager making it harder for no reason
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Daily bunny no.3386 talks to the little fish
A bunny stands in a darkened section of an aquarium, watching a lit-up tank full of fishes and also a shark. The fishes stare back at them. Other bunnies wander the aquarium as well, one of whom has a shark plushie
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This year's wildfire season exploding as rapidly as it did almost feels like divine punishment for the Carney government abandoning what little climate goals Canada previously had
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I am once again begging sports reporters to stop using the term "edged"
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Reported on multiple evacuations due to wildfires all day today. Meanwhile, Canada is approving new pipelines and data centres like there's no tomorrow. If we keep delaying drastic environmental action, their work will guarantee there won't be a tomorrow
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I'd be a good housedomme for my girlfriend some day
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Almost cried when I said goodnight to my girlfriend because it means I won't be able to talk to her until she wakes up. Am I cooked?
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As a Canadian with a German girlfriend, I can confirm their quality
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I once got stoned and watched that nature documentary narrated by Obama. I got so mad at the parts where he started talking about climate change like he wasn't in charge of the most powerful nation on the planet for 8 years
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's deeply homophobic and transphobic that my girlfriend lives on another continent and isn't in my arms right now, especially during pride month
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The magnificent Orca whales! We are fortunate to see them here on the Pacific coast of BC
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Dr Craig R McClain @drcraigmc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Imagine being filmed alive in your own home for the first time in scientific history and the headline is “very ugly.” The goblin shark survives a kilometer down, ambushes prey with a jaw that fires like a slingshot, and predates most “cute” animals. Thankfully, it can’t hear you down there.
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This (very ugly) shark has finally been caught on camera in its natural habitat | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Known for its massive retractable jaw, the spooky footage shows the goblin shark lurking deep in the Pacific Ocean.
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Being in a long distance relationship is tough. You feel so elated when you're on a video or voice call with them, then a sudden pang of sadness and longing once the call ends
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Impulse spending on a new tattoo
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oops, I did it again
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SubbyCatGirl @subbycatgirl.gay · 04/06/2026
Being away from my girlfriend during Pride month is extremly homophobic
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know you got a good one when talking about heavy topics feels safe and cathartic rather than hostile and painful 💕
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No zoo simulation game will ever hit as hard as Zoo Tycoon 2
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Reading newscasts is wild sometimes because it's like "500 puppies were killed in the process of creating this AI data center............ over to sports where NHL playoff action is back on the ice tonight"
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trinketmaxxing at the thrift store. Whimsymogging on the minimalist haters
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I feel like getting a new tattoo and cuddling with my girlfriend would be very beneficial for my mental health right now
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Evil" domme idea: your sub isn't allowed to cum until they tell you something they genuinely like about themselves and explain why
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Never having to write about sports again is the most appealing thing about independent journalism
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Went to Dyke Night and there was literally ZERO discussion about flood mitigation infrastructure
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Morning news is always so difficult for me because my voice doesn't start working until at least 10 a.m.
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Adding a new patch to my vest because I would rather be called a slur than mistaken as an American
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I was indoctrinated into feminism at a young age. Animals in the original Zoo Tycoon would only ever attack adult male guests. These are the feminist icons nobody talks about
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Have you ever been so in love with a girl that you learn a new language and plan to move continents for her?
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Traveled all the way to Germany to be gay with a very lovely girl 💕
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm so glad to be back in radio. I took a brief detour to work a local government job and hated it. I thrive in the chaos of a newsroom, while the chaos of an administrative office gave me anxiety
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🔥 Whale Shark gliding through Bioluminescent Algae looks like its floating through space. By Mike Nulty
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Flirting with a hobby writer: "You are the epitome of Aphrodite herself. Gazing upon your divine form is a blessing to the eyes of mere mortals." Flirting with professional writers: "yoyre prttey 🥵"
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Searching for a room rental in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What made you trans (wrong answers only) I wanted to cause my mother's heart issues (it definitely wasn't the cigarettes)
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Imagine being cucked by your car lmao
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Elora🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @numiss-el.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Are you regular gay, or 'book a flight to date a girl on another continent' gay?
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