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Dissociated Human

@nulltheorem.substack.com
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Sic Semper Tyrannis Film, Music, Gaming, Tech [ Privacy | Rights | Security | Ethics ], Rants, Corpo Hate, Fascist Hate... laced with profanity and a touch of existential dread. nulltheorem.substack.com

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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 03/10/2026
@webdesignmuseum.org might appreciate this. The endeffect.com website (showcasing the digital art of George Smith, aka precurser) in 2003 web.archive.org/web/20030217... #VintageCGI #Y2K #WebDesign
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 03/09/2026
Vile is such a badass character. #MegaMan #Gaming #16bit
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 05/08/2026
Strangers with Candy was grotesque, fearless, and somehow smarter than almost every respectable comedy around it. Jerri Blank walked into Flatpoint High carrying a lifetime of terrible decisions and turned each one into a public service announcement from hell. #StrangersWithCandy #AmySedaris
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 10/07/2026
Remember when we called them video cards, bought them mainly to accelerate game graphics, and the aisle was full of names that later disappeared, got absorbed, or left the category? 3dfx. STB. Hercules. Creative Labs. ATI. #RetroComputing #PCGaming #TechHistory #90sPC
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 10/07/2026
This year marks the 18th anniversary of the movie "The Dark Knight." #Batman #ChristopherNolan #TheDarkKnight #FilmSky #MovieSky
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 01/07/2026
"Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people."
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 24/06/2026
"I know he can get the job, but can he DO the job?"
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 31/05/2026
As a kid this film was my first ever exposure to the concept of AI as an existential threat. #FilmSky #Movies #80s #AI #ArtificialIntelligence
AI plots the demise of its only friend.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 26/05/2026
If you washed a pot... and you didn't scrub the outside or the bottom that makes contact with your stove, guess what. You didn't wash a pot. #Dishwashing #KitchenRules #PetPeeve #DoItRight
I HATE DOING THE DISHES.

I also hate being the only one in this house that does it CORRECTLY.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 18/05/2026
📽️ #NoCountryForOldMen 👤 #JoelCoen #EthanCoen 🎭 #TommyLeeJones #JavierBardem #JoshBrolin 🗓️ #2000s #FilmSky #MovieSky #Thriller #Crime #NeoWestern #Adaptation Free with ads: tubitv.com/movies/10004...
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 14/05/2026
Going to open an Etsy store to sell something like this.
Show your approval of what the president has done to the cost of practically everything with these stickers.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 13/05/2026
Let's make it happen. #Trump #GasPrices #ArtsAndCrafts #Inflation #Economy
What "I did that" Trump stickers might look like.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 12/05/2026
It's been a minute, hasn't it? #Spotify
My first day on Spotify: September 26, 2012
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 08/05/2026
Stupid genetic stain.
President Fuckface breathing.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 08/05/2026
Whenever this happens it's time to unsubscribe from the channel.
Old hits when you least expect it.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 07/05/2026
Fair enough. But do you want to FREE YOUR SKIN
FREE YOUR SKIN
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 07/05/2026
📽️ #Watchmen 👤 #ZackSnyder 🗓️ #2000s In a gritty alternate 1985, the government cracks down on vigilantes. But after one of the masked veterans is brutally murdered, the remaining heroes reunite and initiate an investigation. #FilmSky #MovieSky #SciFi #Superhero #Noir #GraphicNovel #Dark #Adaptation
Watchmen official movie poster
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 04/05/2026
I did another musical thing with Gemini. Self aware slop. #Gemini #AISlop #Music #80s #Rap #HipHop g.co/gemini/share...
#FakeAlbumCovers
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 29/04/2026
My "2025 ChatGPT Wrapped" likely relied heavily on my Sora usage, as I barely used ChatGPT and didn't allow it to retain any memory of our chats. #ChatGPT #Sora #GenAI #2025ChatGPTWrapped #ChatGPTWrapped #YourYearPaintedInPixels #PaintedInPixels #Spooky
"Year Painted in Pixels" part of my 2025 ChatGPT Wrapped. Pixel art of a wind-up doll with a cracked face sitting beside a cup of coffee, a VHS tape, and a switchblade. Title: Still Life with Switchblade and Creaky Toy.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 26/04/2026
I'm serious. Where is my record deal?? #Artificiallntelligence #Al #LLM #GenAl #Music #GoogleGemini #AIMusic #RapRock #CultureOfConsumption gemini.google.com/share/4086e0...
AI cover art for the single "The Great Empty Calorie" by the band THE ARCHITECTURE OF HUNGER.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 24/04/2026
I received the most interesting email, recently. It's from the Illuminati Initiation Center! #Illuminati #Spam #Email #BloodRitual #LooksLegit
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 22/04/2026
LFGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 22/04/2026
Jesus Fucking Christ, Virginia. Do NOT fuck this up (58% in). #Virginia #VA #Redistricting #Vote #April21 #SpecialElection #2026SpecialElection
Rage-inducing live poll results 58% in.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 17/04/2026
🎬 #TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension 🎭 #PeterWeller #JohnLithgow #JeffGoldblum 🗓️ #1980s A polymath rockstar-surgeon-pilot must stop interdimensional aliens from invading Earth after he accidentally breaches the 8th dimension. #Film #SciFi #CultClassic #Adventure #Comedy #80sCinema
The movie poster for the film The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 12/04/2026
Who I've been following for Weekend 1. #Coachella #Weekend1 #Music #LiveMusic
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 09/04/2026
I did a musical thing with Google Gemini. g.co/gemini/share... #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #LLM #GenAI #Music #GoogleGemini #AIMusic #BossaNova
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 04/04/2026
That time I completed Deus Ex: Human Revolution without purchasing a single additional augmentation. #VideoGames #DeusEx #AdamJensen #DXHR #Eidos #SquareEnix #AchievementHunting #TrophyHunting #PointlessEndeavors #INeverAskedForThis
A gamer completes a video game at home and raises his arms into the air in victorious glee exclaiming, "I finally did it! Do you see me, devs?! Are you proud of me?"

Meanwhile at the game studio a dev seated at a computer states without fanfare, "someone beat the game without any upgrades," to which another dev standing nearby simply asks, "why?"
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 26/03/2026
This is awesome news! The only thing that could make this better is if it was Smash Bros Melee Fox McCloud and he's tweaking all over the place. #Nintendo #StarFox #SMB #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie #SuperMarioBros #Illumination #Movies #VideoGames
Fox McCloud confirmed for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie!
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 23/02/2026
That is an SNES Super Scope.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 20/02/2026
#ProgrammerHumor #DLLHell #SysAdminLife #WindowsDev
One does not simply update their Microsoft Windows Visual C++ runtimes.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 12/12/2025
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 11/12/2025
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 11/12/2025
The face in the painting looks like Peppa Pig.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 10/12/2025
#AI #AritificialIntelligence #OpenAI #SamAltman #Meme #TechMemes #AIMemes
Side-by-side meme.

Sam Altman of OpenAI in a long sleeve shirt in 2015 on the left with the caption "OpenAI 2015: Profit - $0"

Sam Altman of OpenAI in white shirt and suit jacket in 2025 on the right with the caption "OpenAI 2025: Profit: $0,000,000,000"
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 10/12/2025
One of my favorite memes.
A split-screen meme using the "Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny" template. On the left, a standard, colorful image of Mr. Incredible smiling is captioned "Here comes the sun." On the right, a distorted, high-contrast, black-and-white version of his face looks disturbed, captioned with the German translation "Hier kommt die Sonne."
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 05/12/2025
If you could consume a fictional character, who would it be? I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious. #Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
Kirby sitting in a cupcake wrapper with a dollop of whip cream on his head and topped with a strawberry. Set against a pale pink background with party flags hanging across the top. He wants you to consume him.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 03/12/2025
🎬 The Last Broadcast (1998) A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens? #TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
Art for the film, "The Last Broadcast"
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 29/10/2025
Microsoft can't implement Fluent UI 2 widely enough quickly enough. The worst part of v1 was that the design used a lot of convex shapes that looked poorly aliased and looked cheap. Everything looks like a fucking Winn-Dixie plate. This looks like ass:
If you can't see this image, consider yourself fortunate.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 26/10/2025
We're all fiiiine. #humor
[first tile]
God: Behold! My ultimate creation: The Human!

[second tile]
Skeptical Celestial: Looks pretty weak to me...

[third tile]
God: That's why I made him super-intelligent!

[fourth tile]
Skeptical Celestial: He looks depressed.
God: He's Fiiiine...
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 17/10/2025
Oldie but a goodie.
Anthropomorphic desktop computer (ADC): Hey printer, can you please print this document

Printer: Low on Cyan

ADC: Don't worry, it's just black and white tex-

Printer: No fuck you, low on Cyan
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 16/02/2025
Nixon would've loved Trump.
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Dissociated Human @nulltheorem.substack.com · 08/01/2025
Things you can do to pass the time (attribution lost to time).
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