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Null Verba

@nulliusnverba.bsky.social
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Only my late mother called me Nullius.

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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2h
:::snickers:::
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2h
Is it selfish to want to hear "Make a Move On Me" and "Landslide" and "Heart Attack" all playing at the same time?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 5h
There was an episode of Gilligan's Island that featured an enormous spider running around.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 8h
Try playing "Taurus" by Spirit next time?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Java Jove
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
♬ 'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me ... there's something going wrong around here ♬
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am obliged to envision you with at least one of those fries up at least one of those face-holes. Thanks, Wanda.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get 'Em While They're Little™
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I shall call him ... Mini Meal."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Fire!"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Now Moses was very humble about his taco-folding skills, above all the other taco-folders on the face of the earth." ~ Moses
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da, precious, eh, what's De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My sole prediction is that he'll necessarily have to be buried outside the USA. Maybe El Salvadore will accept the spray-tanned remains? Imagine the Desecrate His Tomb tourist moolah?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody believes you saw Jesus in your toast?

Good.

Image shows bisected apple with a core that resembles a famously grumpy cat.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joshua John Miller from 1986's Near Dark bursts into flame in the light of the sun.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
♬ ... three imaginary boys ... ♬
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where in the world will they bury the spray-tanned carcass?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is Sting. 

You've seen him before ... HAVEN'T YOU?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His favorite game? TAG.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"ARE extraterrestrials ... dull?"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fall memes roll.
Those-ahh who approacheth-ahhhhh the bridge of death-ahh must answer me-ahh these questions three-ahh 'ere the other side-ahh he see:

Frame 1: What is your favorite _partition?_
Frame 2: Plastic.
Frame 3: (Beat) No!
Frame 4: Sliiiiiiiime!

"Heh heh heh-ahhhh."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The marginally more moronic Senator from Missouri savors his moment of triumph.

We are clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC, btw. 

...

Original image was Leonardo DiCaprio from Django Unchained film with aftermarket Gloating Eric Scmitt head and squirting gag flower added.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Maynard G.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"A bit like Borat." We now have the shrink-wrap blurb sticker for the career retrospective.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Take Me Home, Country Roads" peaked at #2 on Billboard's Hot 100 Singles chart back in the 70s.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We saw his one-man Will Rogers thing at Ford's Theater when we were kids.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Darth Vader confirms that he is indeed Luke Skywalker's father ... and that he also did the vocals on a few Doobie Brothers tunes. 

Context: Darth Vader did not supply vocals to any recordings by the Doobie Brothers, nor did he sing for Steely Dan.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Slightly More Embarrassing Senator from the Show-Me State savors his moment of triumph.

We are totally clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC btw.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The table is safe when both The Law and The Facts are on your side.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sai²=Hush²
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't know David J DJed. Two Turntables and the Velvet Cosh?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YouTube says I'm not old enough yet ... t'watch it. It's just @#$% Shogun all over again. Permit me to stalk the deck and fume in full John Rhys-Davies regalia until somebody throws me overboard?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Slightly More Embarrassing Senator from the Show-Me State savors his moment of triumph.

We are totally clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC btw.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
♬ G-E-N-E-H-A-C-K-M-A-N Gene Hackman ♬ 😉
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very Scary People logo and a digital splash of human blood handsomely accentuate the 45th and 47th President of the United States' criminal mugshot.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the role of Leon Trotsky in tonight's KFC Political Dinner Theater reenactment of The Death of Leon Trotsky will be played by Jason Alexander. The cast and crew thank you."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
♬ Jennifer Warnes and J.D. Souther Here on... ♬
Gilligan's Island parody with Roy Orbison's name posted in response to questions regarding the identity of various Black and White Night support musicians.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"There are no Schnoob attorneys in South Africa!"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"As long as there's a bar 'n snacks? I can do without the rock 'n roll." ~ Mick Shrimpton
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once Upon A Time ... We tripped at The Franklin Institute. The End.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Mistakes were made."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mickey, Davey, Coy, and Vance?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Charlton Heston puts his bulletproof vest on and lectures a chair.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's waffles, Precious? What's waffles, eh?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vikings Trade McCarthy To Giants For Gazebo, Matching Deck Chairs
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lutnick Describes Breakneck Plan for Economic Recovery
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The universe is fine-tuned for suaveness.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And they say prop comedy isn't funny?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Sir! It is the duty of the Deep Fryer Assistant to inform the Shift Manager that the Poorly Coiffed Clown has a full magazine locked and loaded, Sir!"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I came. I saw. I stuffed crudités into little ceramic thingies.
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