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Null Verba

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Only my late mother called me Nullius.

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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 18h
First Regime Oldie.

Vanilla Kenobi & Skywalker Hive-Of-Scum-And-Villainy captioned frame is shown above an image of Insurrectionist No.1 signing some wretched executive order or other while a posse of scum-n-villainy mercenaries looks on.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 18h
Aftermarket Ian Faith subtitle assures somebody that Florida is "not a big Spanish-speaking state."

Context: Character in film is assuring the rock band he manages that Boston, Massachusetts isn't "a big college town."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 19h
Olivia Hussey.

Spoiler Alert: Juliet dies.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instead of saying "Mirror Mirror On the Wall" ...
try saying "Engine Engine #9."

Image:  "Martha and Mary Magdalene" by Caravaggio.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Concert ticket dated June 19, 1992.
My Bloody Valentine at the Ritz, NYC. 
Superchunk and Pavement on the bill.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Various images of Insurrectionist No.1 nodding off with aftermarket 'Groucho Marx' glasses added.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A stray Sting image wanders through the Jazz Schmazz sketch from The Kids In The Hall.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seymour wants to watch Hannity, but the monstrous, man-eating plant that's ruining his life only wants a steady diet of Newsmax.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dave Foley as Francophone Sex Worker is repulsed by whatever it is that we are looking at.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes, they "fix" it?
Three half-assed remedies:

1.) A plywood automobile "door."

2.) A sagging sink propped up with paperback books stacked up on a chair. 

3.) Insurrectionist No.1's sad excuse for a hairdo.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sam Lowery has gone 'n left us.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Captionless parody of 4-panel Anakin/Padme meme using dog and human skeletons from original post.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody believes you saw Jesus in your toast?

Good.

Image shows bisected apple with a core that resembles a famously grumpy cat.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joshua John Miller from 1986's Near Dark bursts into flame in the light of the sun.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is Sting. 

You've seen him before ... HAVEN'T YOU?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fall memes roll.
Those-ahh who approacheth-ahhhhh the bridge of death-ahh must answer me-ahh these questions three-ahh 'ere the other side-ahh he see:

Frame 1: What is your favorite _partition?_
Frame 2: Plastic.
Frame 3: (Beat) No!
Frame 4: Sliiiiiiiime!

"Heh heh heh-ahhhh."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The marginally more moronic Senator from Missouri savors his moment of triumph.

We are clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC, btw. 

...

Original image was Leonardo DiCaprio from Django Unchained film with aftermarket Gloating Eric Scmitt head and squirting gag flower added.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Darth Vader confirms that he is indeed Luke Skywalker's father ... and that he also did the vocals on a few Doobie Brothers tunes. 

Context: Darth Vader did not supply vocals to any recordings by the Doobie Brothers, nor did he sing for Steely Dan.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Slightly More Embarrassing Senator from the Show-Me State savors his moment of triumph.

We are totally clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC btw.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Slightly More Embarrassing Senator from the Show-Me State savors his moment of triumph.

We are totally clear on Squirting Flower OPSEC btw.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very Scary People logo and a digital splash of human blood handsomely accentuate the 45th and 47th President of the United States' criminal mugshot.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
♬ Jennifer Warnes and J.D. Souther Here on... ♬
Gilligan's Island parody with Roy Orbison's name posted in response to questions regarding the identity of various Black and White Night support musicians.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"There are no Schnoob attorneys in South Africa!"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a folk art theme these days.
First-term image of Insurrectionist No.1 walking in front of a flag of the United States ... which is (perhaps inexplicably) being changed into the Russian flag.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2nd appearance of Wilford Brimley movie shot with postmarket holiday candle and flame added. 

Suspenders of unknown origin. 
Tie looks 1970s-vintage.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Meanwhile ..."
"Meanwhile, on the campus of Wossamotta U ..."

...

William Conrad narrated the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Preexisting Scottie Pippin collage from the internet was captioned as follows:

"We've had one fast break, yes.
But what about SECOND fast break?"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wasn't playing "Stairway to Heaven."
I was playing "Taurus" by Spirit. 

Image shows man in repaired eyeglasses, black vest, short-sleeved shirt, and bow tie holding a ukulele.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What you take into your hand ... you take into your heart" saith that old Amish dude from that one film.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elijah would rather not look at the foodstuff depicted.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Everywhere I Look ... Something Reminds Me Of Her" Frank Drebin from the Naked Gun films hears that Peter Byrne from Naked Eyes' cover of "There Is Always Something There To Remind Me" has died at the age of 74.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thought I was standing in front of my mother's refrigerator for a second. This'll help complete the effect:
Kokopelli Fridge Magnet.

"It is 3 7/8" tall and it is in very nice condition."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kitten image asks:

Please, hammer? Don't hurt them?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portrait artist gazes back at Scumbag Hat-wearin' patron.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Not one now, 
to mock your own grinning?
Quite meme-fallen?"

Olivier as Hamlet. 
Pinkie ring and human skull unsourced.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First Disembodied Voice: Beau. 

Second Disembodied Voice: Bert. 

Both Disembodied Voices (in unison): Boebert.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fixed it.
Red-hatted sim stands in front of a burning kitchen appliance and curses Sleepy Joe.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Batman ... hands up ... looking very sorry.

His Batbrows have been flipped.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sharkey Does the WWF:

"Have you ANY idea what kind of noise happens when somebody's struck with a folding chair?  Because I do."
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Indiana Jones climbs to safety while clutching a large baking potato.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Robin: Thar's booty down in the Bat Cav--

Batman: Ahoy, Boy Wonder!
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Robin: Thar's booty down in the Bat Cav--

Batman: Ahoy, Boy Wonder!
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Microphone-wielding orator asks the assembled throng:  

"A lot of you may be asking:  Is there more to the Doesn't-Believe-In-Bigfoot Lifestyle than not believing in Bigfoot?"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frame 1: A noted Canadian media personality sits in the back seat of an automobile. 

Caption reads: The person who has come to terms with him - or herself - at least in principle - is still subject to the affective dysregulation inevitably produced by interpersonal interaction. It is also the case that such subjugation is actually indicative of insufficient “intrapsychic” organization, as many basic “needs” can only be satisfied through the cooperation of others.

Frame 2: Fast food drive-up attendant says:

Great. So do you want fries with that or not?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A Tesla MAGAMobile parked next to a dumpster has attracted more visual garbage than the actual dumpster.

Original photographer unavailable. 
Garbage images courtesy of the internet.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strange alien is loaded into an empty head space.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frodo jumps into Gandalf's arms and exclaims: "It's wonderful to see you!" as if he'd been patiently since the winter of 1977.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash cracks another Patel Light and looks entirely overwhelmed.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
M. Emmet Walsh as Captain Bryant in Blade Runner hears about seeing tiny little peeps when you eat certain mushrooms.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Touch NOTHING on the table.
The child-eating Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth stands in for Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell specifically and the pedophile-friendly Republican Party in general. 

Fox News crawl advising SCOTUS has banned Muslims dates image to the "45" iteration of Insurrectionist No.1's tour of American carnage.
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