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♂ tech monkey pet wrangler occasional maker recovering makerspace director/officer gun-owning liberal, I guess TX resident AI/Crypto/MLM/hustle types GTFO

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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In my burg - both on the same lovely stroad within a mile of one another. Due to an unforgiving economy seeing an uptick in pedestrians and micro-mobility on infrastructure designed almost exclusively for automobiles.
View from an arterial road at a closely-parallel residential street with a ~1m high iron fence separating their respective sidewalks; closest access to the arterial road requires a several-hundred meter detour.  There's an elementary school directly across the arterial from this perspective which neighborhood children surely attend. This is depressingly common across the DFW area.Access to this shopping center requires walking along the unpleasant arterial street and crossing driveways and into vehicle lanes not well-designed for pedestrians - as such motorists are unaccustomed to seeing them.  This situation abounds across the DFW area - hard walls or fences along the perimeter of retail funneling pedestrian access to corners and making walking/riding routes along residential streets (when they route predictable) infeasible.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found an odd bone. Took a shot in the dark on ID'ing and looks to be a squirrel jawbone sans rear teeth.
Squirrel jawbone, inner surface. Molar sockets are visible.Squirrel jawbone, outer surface. Coloration of the lower incisor is apparent.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a weird combination of learned helplessness+slacktivism to the idea; "I can't get everything I want so I'll protest by doing nothing" cognitive dissonance. Meanwhile, unless people love the same ol' same ol' gonna dust this one off:
2000s meme.  George W Bush making a peace sign, captioned
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I BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Windows 95 beat them to the punch! Albeit via a less advanced deterministic algorithm.
Windows 95 HP tips / Lovecraft meme
"Windows 95 allows you to edit when and how you die"
[screensaver setup screen, dialogue titled "Body Properties", "Death" tab]
["Death" selected as Aneurism, "Wait" set to 60 years]
Note: Do not click Preview.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whenever some people I deliberately left in my past re-appear
Comic showing the view from the engineer's station in a recording booth.  In the studio someone is singing, presumably badly. In the booth the engineer has opened a drawer beneath the panel containing a pistol, magazine, rounds of ammunition.  The engineer is clearly pondering his choice of action(s).
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If I got to wage slave it up today troubleshooting someone else's f__kup, might as well
Weyland-Yutani "asset tag" sticker on a laptop
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Scissor doors are dumb, but the Cybercab managed one of the worst implementations of the concept
Despair-dot-com meme format:
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LAMBO DOORS
So played out, Lambo's don't even have them
"

Apparent Honda with aftermarket Lamborghini-style scissor doors parked near a Lamborghini with conventional doors
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These are real and can hurt you. (They're really good and *do* hit the flavors they're referencing)
Oreo limited-edition flavor: Chicken & Waffles
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As someone in Dallas' orbit should I be encouraging this for my own idle amusement?
Illuminati New World Order collectible card game card
Let's You and Him Fight
[illustration of a stereotypical biker gang member, menacing with spiked gloves and chains]
Flavor text: You instigate a feud among agents of the enemy, and they obligingly eliminate each other
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hear it's VoidCat day
Black cat, in a box. It knows not why it is in the box yet it sought the confines of the box.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That liftout in the middle right? Material is warped. The vertical sections (lower left quadrant) have bowing that prevents proper engagement with the 'framing' that makes up the flanges the filters fit against. Will fit it together but doubt it will cooperate.
Flat layout, post-cutting
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think I got too ambitious: • Too aggressive on materials conservation • Parts are a *bit* too long for this sort of tabbed construction to work • Cheap ¼" plywood naturally warps too much for parts of these dimensions
CAD drawing of parts layout
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People with a dog: he's half British Spaniel, 1/4 French Basset hound, 1/8 Tibetan magic flower and his ancestors won world war 2
People with a cat: this is Nacho and he's an asshole
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
40+ years of echo chambers, drinking the kool-aid, huffing their own farts, getting high on their own supply. Reinforced by capable people preventing or correcting their mistakes. The capable people are gone now and consequences are happening. But too proud and too dumb to reflect.
4chan post, 2021-01-08
[citing 35 prior posts]
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guys i don't think it was 4d chess and he was just retarded the whole time
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Global Tetrahedron T-shirt:
"infinite growth forever"
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know the type: • Lives in a neighborhood full of million-dollar homes • Gets angry at mention of "$20/hr for working in fast food" • Complains bitterly about the quality of service at Burger Sovereign Post-payment is just the chef's kiss on a bad deal hashtag-nextdoorthings
Nextdoor post.  Photo shows a large yard of waist-high grass.

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Neighbor needed for a quick backyard mow ($40 Zelle or Venmo)

Hi everyone! I need someone with a mower or weedwhacker to knock down the tall grass in my backyard (see pictures). Hoping to find a local neighbor who is already nearby with their gear. To keep things easy, I can send the $40 payment right over to you via Zelle or Venmo as soon as it's finished.

It's an open 4,000 sq ft backyard with zero obstructions (no trees or planters), so the right equipment will make quick work of it. I live in [city] near [intersection]. Budget is $40 firm, as that matches my previous local rates.

If you live close by and want to knock this out quickly, please let me know. Thanks!
"
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*All* effort spared looking at my profile: missed said credential on my profile cleverly hidden in the Education section
LinkeIn sponsored message.

The punchline:
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Based on your LinkedIn profile and professional experience, you may be a great fit for the University of Texas at Arlington Executive MBA program, designed for experienced leaders who want to advance their careers or businesses without putting their careers on hold.
"
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have taken the path of recreational hating
Searches related to why does kde suck

why do people dislike kde​
people who don't like kde​
why don't i like kde​
why is my kde too much​
why is kde too much reddit​
i don't like kde reddit
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
brb going to build a pillar of flame so immense as to make the gods believe in *us* again
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I’ve decided the world isn’t my problem anymore but god’s. he made this. he’s ostensibly in charge. presumably omnipotent. this is his mess to clean up and i’ll be damned if i let him pass me the buck.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally someone's doing something about this menace
Roomba vacuum whose ventral surface is sporting a webcam and claymore mine
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I dunno, seems relevant
Optimus Prime, standing in waves at the beach, a rainbow in the background.  Prime's positioning and posture suggests he is climaxing and the rainbow is the trajectory of said climax
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nextdoor things. How to tell everyone you're a sh_t driver that on a normal residential street can't handle oncoming traffic whenever there's a single car parked on one side of the street impinging on one's God-given >½ car-width clearance on both sides.
Next Door post, photo of a protected 2-way bike lane on what was apparently once an extra-wide 2-lane road
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I am OVER this stupid bike lane. I don’t know who thought it would be a swell idea to put literal BOULDERS so we can “prevent” hitting bikers. Was the paint job not enough??  Same goes with those random medians, useless. I’m all about inclusivity even if i don’t understand it or not but this takes it to a whole other level. So is there a petition anyone is starting to get rid of this crap? I’ve seen multiple people already hitting them, tires breaking, cement broken on the concrete dividers or whatever the hell they’re called. I don’t know but i haven’t seen ONE person say “Oh my goodness castle hills!!  you really outdid yourself this time!!! let’s do other useless things around the neighborhood instead of the things that need actual fixing!!!” So i guess what i’m saying is that is everyone thinking the same way i am or is anyone “happy” about this?? Because i’m not a fan, clearly 😐.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Password Mangler has arrived
Narrow depth of field shot of a black cat sprawled out on a desk looking up at to the right generally at the camera. In the background a keyboard, mouse other desk items
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
F__k. He's like Beetlejuice. Cut it out.
Email header:
FROM James Carville
SUBJECT 45-44, 49-48, 46-45, 47-45 --> - Your gift will go 3x as far!
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So much potential for shenanigans
3D visualizations of + 3D printed simulated Flock camera
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kitten is completely full of crimes
(outline of a cat, within a pink box)

Adult Cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
(larger cat outline, with same area rectangle covering less than half of the cat)
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A bit of overlap here with FOSS promoters in my casual experience
4-panel comic, Poorly Drawn Lines:
1) A: I'm Mad!
2) B: Here's a solution. (presents manila folder)
3) A: I don't want a solution. (sets fire to manila folder)
4) A: I want to be mad.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ILOL'ed
Flock camera lying on the ground, pole severed. American flag taped to the ~1m of remaining pole.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At times like this I miss the early internet when word salad required the effort to faceroll across a keyboard vs today where the near-illiterate can just angrily yell incoherent stream-of-consciousness into their phones and smash post
Nextdoor post:
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Jas anyone missing drawn last weekend while spying on my home
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guess I'm doing a yard sign for the first time ever. In red Denton County, TX.
Talarico for Texas yard sign
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Must be a good spot to moult: discarded carapace has been there for at least a week shaking around in the constant breeze.
Underside of leaves at night, lit by a flashlight. Upper-left: discarded cicada carapace. Lower-right: a cicada settling in to perform its final moult.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
• Appearance : Industrial chemistry • Aroma : Imminent death • Taste : Existential dread • Finish : Impending cancer
Facebook ad
Tamworth Distilling
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Spray 2-3 spritzes over your cocktail for a bright citrus aroma and fewer uninvited guests
"

Skeeter's nookatone flavored whiskey
120 proof

Product page ad copy:
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Born in the Tamworth test kitchen, Skeeter’s is a nootkatone infused whiskey crafted to stop the buzz without killing it. Nootkatone’s natural bug-repellent properties come from an organic compound found in grapefruit and cedar, offering a bright, citrusy aroma that humans love and leaves mosquitos feeling offended.
"
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VW circa 1965 would like a word
VW ad circa 1965
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Sooner or later, your wife will drive home one of the best reasons for owning a Volkwagern.
Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things. If your wife hits something in a Volkswagen, it doesn’t hurt you very much. VW parts are easy to replace. And cheap. A fender comes off without dismantling half the car. A new one goes on with just ten bolts. For $24.95 plus labour. And a VW dealer always has the kind of fender you need. Because that’s the one kind he has. Most other VW parts are interchangeable too. Inside and out. Which means your wife isn’t limited to fender smashing. She can jab the hood. Graze the door. Or bump off the bumper. It may make you furious, but it won’t make you poor. So when your wife goes window-shopping in a Volkswagen, don’t worry. You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car. Even the brakes.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I chose violence relative to the usual Shiner variant
Background: Weber grill cooking burgers + dogs + brats
Foreground: Real Ale Black Quad Quadrupel tall boy, 10.5% ABV
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day. While I'm not feeling especially celebratory I still fly a single small flag on national holidays of civic significance because it's my country too.
A small American flag planted in the ground, captured as a breeze caused it to wave
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Edgelord and Wokescold sounds like a modestly successful Indie duo
Vice social media posting:
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For our special spring issue, we worked with AI experts to create two archetype bots based on some of the most annoying members of VICE’s audience. We’ve programmed them to comment on our social media posts in the time-honored edgelord and wokescold styles.
"
AI-generated image of their bots:
Wokescold is a blue-haired female with eyeglasses wearing a coarse-knit sweater
Edgelord is earing a frayed-edge camo cap, horn-rimmed glasses, a flannel shirt over a gray T-shirt with an incorrectly-rendered American flag.

Caption:
INTRODUCING: OUR NEW AI RAGEBOTS!
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cicada emergence is ongoing
Green cicada mostly emerged from its shell, wings still compacted, arching downward20 minutes later, the cicada has emerged, perched upon the brick below its discarded carapace
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So patriotic. Does it transubstantiate into the flesh and blood of patriots once eaten?
Star-shaped cream-filled donut with blue frosting, white star sprinkles and blue+red sprinkles.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
An odd juxtaposition as these are annual cicada who emerge continuously all summer with plenty of elbow room. Also happened the same night as they were not present the day prior l.
Two discarded cicada carapaces, one perched atop the other
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Needed some weights for the adhesive setting then remembered that I'm a nerd and have conveniently-dense metal available
Stair retread in progress. Three steps with lead-acid batteries from UPSs weighing them down.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That took longer than expected. Also less than surprised that void is an archeological site of sorts.
Three steps leading to landing. The carpet has been removed and just the treads and risers remain.Photo through a tread:riser gap. 30+ year old construction waste.Photo through a tread:riser gap, alternative angle. More 30+ year old construction waste.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
> practice witchcraft Consequence of quitting soccer early: never got to become a warlock.
X post by Michael Knowles:
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Soccer is not a sport. It is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages Americans to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
incompetently taught and gatekept you say?
"If the authors of programming textbooks wrote arithmetic textbooks"

Suppose you have one rabbit.  (shows a rabbit)
Now suppose someone gives you one more rabbit. (shows two rabbits)
Now if you count your rabbits, you have two rabbits.  So one rabbit plus one rabbit equals two rabbits.  So one plus one equals two.
1+1=2
And that is how arithmetic is done.
Now that you understand the basic idea behind arithmetic, let's take a look at a simple easy-to-understand example that puts into practice what we just learned.
Try it out example 1.7
[14 lines of integral calculus with complex algebraic notation]
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Circa 1980 K-10 Scottsdale I believe
Right side view of a red Chevrolet K-10 Scottsdale
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Neighborhood things
The neighborhood Ginger Chonk complained at me but refused to come any closerA surprisingly well-placed spiderweb I almost didn't see passing under it the first timeFungusThe largest frog I've ever seen in the neighborhood. A good ¼ mile from the greenbelt - almost surely because of all the rain
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Strange times at the megalomart
65" of screen space for less than seven Benjamins. By compare a fairly basic bitch low-tech stainless 13 gallon trash can (step-actuated lid) is 85 f__king dollars.Megalomart-branded EV DCFC coming soon. Looks to be the same equipment as Ionna, so 400kW ports.All quiet at the drone port The Zipline drones are surprisingly large - ~2m wingspans
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🤣
[Apparent James Talarico interview]
Interviewer: What do you think of Ken Paxton calling you a vegan?
Talarico: I've an 8th generation Texan. I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton's first indictment.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now that there are vacuum-insulated margarita glasses might as well pack it in. There's nothing left to achieve in life. Everything afterward is meaningless.
A pair of vacuum-insulated margarita tumblers on a shelf with plastic sealing lids like one would see on a conventional tumbler - the shallowness of it brings into question the actual utility.
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I guess Paxton's dream finally came true
Meme showing Ken Paxton at CPAC, looking up and to the right.
Caption: Why doesn't Trump-Senpai notice me?
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E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A concise summary of Texas GOP rhetoric in the last ~6 months
(Jealous girlfriend meme)
Boyfriend: Texas Republicans
Girl in red: anti-Muslim rhetoric
Girlfriend: 30 years of failed GOP policies
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