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Nuke

@nukastar.bsky.social
156 followers 115 following 22K posts

Weirdo selfshipper with all the fake dudes I love. I am over 30 years old. No kids or antis, go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]

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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
friends, I'm on the lookout for content creators who would be interested in a review key for our lovingly hand-drawn 2D horse riding and stable management game! Please help me spread the word and/or tag creators/streamers/reviewers who might be interested!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Allison McKenzie @allimack.bsky.social · 13h
You're Not Alone #ff9 #ffix
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 10h
Me writing my fanfic where a human man gets turned into an absol multiple times
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 10h
Feel like I didn't accomplish enough today but I do have tomorrow. Today was a rest day bc my body betrayed me 🥲 but I have a to-do list for tomorrow and I plan on clearing my whiteboard which has had stuff on it for over a week...
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
listen i genuinely expected some horror movie shit not a heartfelt scene that brought me to tears ok
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
GET FUCKED LMFAO
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
how i felt during this battle
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
I love this clip because I did not send out a fire type on purpose but here we are
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
sarah calls him Bruce now but has also started calling him Boba Fett as a for now "joking" nickname join me in the star wars horse life, sarah
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
decided to google the registered name of my friend's horse who lives in the stall next to rogue LOL this shit is nuts. rogue is from the garbage and has accomplished nothing 😆
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
i know i have a screenshot somewhere but idk where and i do not want to have to endure any of god's war to find one lmfao
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
me, a normal person: ah yes, a rapidash, because the boy has ridden a horse.
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
i do think it's funny that Jet, the Pokemon character, who literally is the Cyborg 009 character, has a Dodrio as his only bird pokemon. like what
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
pidgeot is also specifically described as flying very fast! like mach fast. lol.
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
i like staraptor a bit more than pidgeot and it DOES have a mega evolution now but i mean hair lol
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
a normal person would maybe make albert a pokemon that fires projectiles or is a steel type or some shit. however i'm like how about the white haired thing that is constantly surrounded by disastrous events? seems like that fits a little better outside the extreme basics
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
idk what to tell ya man i have something wrong with me
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
dying laughing forever about how i posted this image with NO context on tumblr but recently had a new cyborg 009 friend follow me and they commented "pattern recognition test"
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11h
I wanna pick up ZA again and stream because I still have not mega evolved one of my new friends!
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 19h
Only possible pregnancy I wouldn't abort
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 20h
This cat was on her hind legs screaming to be let into the living room where I was trying to have a bit of a peaceful yoga stretch session. I let her in. The room smells like dogs. She immediately tried to escape even though the dogs are not in the room. I smushed her on the couch with me.
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 23h
Can someone help me get out of bed I think I died
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fyrefox is a bernese mountain dog though. big fluffy idiot with not a single thought
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's funny because Laika is definitely husky in looks but not in behavior there is a megaman character who is a loud screaming dog and it is this man
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sorry is this anything
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
saw this the other day and laughed so hard i almost died
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHO AM I KIDDING LIKE THE THREAT OF A HORRIBLE VIOLENT DEATH WOULD STOP ME FROM KISSING HIM ON THE MOUTH I KNOW WHAT I AM
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if i met this man and knew who he was i'd be like please keep 2 feet away from me at all times lmfao you are afflicted by some kind of ancient german curse
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I want to always post screenshots like this and be like "god i wish that were me" but every woman who is touched by Albert Heinrich like this dies of six thousand bullet car accident explosions very soon afterward
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he is full of lasers and bullets i do not think my skinny little ass is doing anything LOLLLLLLL
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this screenshot makes me insane because he's only wearing his glove on his right hand! what if i scream and scream and scream
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it is very funny to have a guy and when you first meet him he's one of your favorite guys ever and over 20 years later he is still one of your favorite guys ever. here are some pictures of that guy
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i have an albert pet on subeta. he is an escalade because they are my favorite species and their eyes are the same. i made this overlay for him :)
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why would i want to leave! albert is my favorite and i love him
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sorry i went a week or so without being absolutely brainrotted by cyborg 009 but then my brain was like "Time for a dream about Albert" and it's like ok. i guess i'm not allowed to leave anymore
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why would you ever trust Jet with a mission like "do not scare the shit out of lost alien children". he just FLIES over to them like hey what's up. now you're gonna assume this is something all of us can do.
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone sent me a poem in my tumblr ask box and put "[this is directed at geno]" at the bottom do they think i am geno or that he lives at my house
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All my followers when I go on my manic episode or drug induced nonstop nonsense chaos posting about robot people I wanna kiss or Megaman Starforce
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
mufasa handing me my Smash Bros Pro Controller: YOU MUST TAKE YOUR PLACE IN THE GREAT CIRCLE OF LIFE
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when I beat that kid at retrogamecon after having not played smash for like a year I heard mufasa's voice saying "You are more than what you have become" in my head
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THIS HERE IT IS I FUCKING FOUND IT
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i need to collect all the hilarious "me about fucking super smash bros" posts because there's this one and one other i love
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my cats when i tell them to get off the counter and to stop trying to eat all the butter out of the butter dish for the 20th time today
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sorry was i posting about the lion king i forgot what's happening
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me: i'm a good writer also me: so this is my fanfic, it's about super smash bros but geno and magolor are my boyfriends. i am a magical princess and i turn into a dragon. where are you going
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
geno around the corner like
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"So many things to tell her But how to make her see The truth about my past? Impossible! She'd turn away from me" magolor singing a love song to me because he is in love with me
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how much would it cost for someone to animate some bullshit from my super smash brothers mario rpg kirby bullshit nightmare nonsense fanfiction to audio from the lion king just wondering. asking for a friend
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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
like dude the screen getting fucking dark are you kidding me so much basic visual language has been lost with everything being 3D nowadays. I don't hate 3D on the basis of it being 3D. but so much was lost.
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