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as someone who is very weird about maid sasuke i'm still beside myself that they made a figure of that. don't..... do that. who wants that beside me. what other freaks are there out in the world like "hell yeah figure of maid sasuke that costs hundreds of dollars". what in the fuckin creep

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play gga rocking entirely regular costumes on everybody except the one

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i want geno and sasuke to be friends. i think they would get along very well.

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me about random fucking bullshit every hour of every day

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I may not be on speaking terms with my ex anymore but I still love that they drew me with Sasuke in a fuckin backpack lol

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THE TSUJIGIRI CALL SEPPUKUMARU "DAD" IN THE GAME?!?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME UPSET

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in Japanese most of the characters call Omitsu "Omicchan" but fucking Sasuke calls her "Omicchan-dono" boy that's two honorifics knock it off

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how the goemon anime got a dub when only 5 of the games made it over here is beyond fucking comprehension. how am i sitting here on planet earth able to hear sasuke say full sentences in english.

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being a goemon fan from age like 8 inoculated me against ever becoming a "wow japanese stuff is SO WEIRD" kind of person because nothing is weirder than this. nothing. nothing is fucking weirder than goemon. i see any weird japanese shit and i'm just like yup seen fuckin weirder.

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this fucking show lmfao

unbelievably intense looking shit for a show where literally nothing is a big deal

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i love revisiting stuff that's just been in my life for all eternity bc i see goemon and pals and i'm like "These people are my friends"

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Rokudenashi is my favorite Tsujigiri bc he is baby but I also like Hattarino. I mean I like them all but those 2 are my faves.

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There is one episode where the bad guy makes magical food that make everybody fat and nobody can fight against the bad guy except Sasuke because he cannot get fat because he is a robot

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so Sasuke's debut episode has the bad guys attacking a soccer stadium and making a statue come to life so Sasuke has to become a soccer ball (he is the ball in this video) and Goemon teams up with a Real Soccer Player to launch Sasuke inside the statue. This show is fucking incredible.

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goemon characters hanging out with regular looking human people is so unbelievably weird but like fucking whatever man. normal for goemon

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An extremely Goemon thing about the anime is that Wise Man told Sasuke to take pictures of "girls", because he is a fucking creep, except Sasuke is hanging out with kids, so he understands "girls" to mean "young girls", so he takes pictures of like. elementary school girls. extremely innocently.

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"imagine living a life where you can just hug Sasuke" -normal commentary on goemon anime

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 15h

Look what he did now I'm not gonna stop

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This is me with Sasuke toward no one in particular. Nobody ever really tries to hurt him and nobody has beef with him. Just in general though.

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 15h

How confident am I in successfully streaming an N64 game by pointing my shitty webcam at my fucking television

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Things Sasuke and Geno have in common: -small -not human. Vaguely doll-like creature in some way. -full of deadly projectiles -bald

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I do remember my sister teasing me about how distraught I was when Impact was mind controlled and in trouble and she was like "what are you in love with him or something" and I looked back at her as a very angry 9 year old like this

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i am trying to find this picture someone drew of Geno and Sasuke posing very awesomely together and it sent my soul into the fucking stratosphere. like i have it saved but i can't just post it lmao

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failed to find one of my favorite things on twitter but i found another of my favorite things

I could go on and on about how Goemon's Great Adventure was almost too much for me emotionally because I was like -What do you mean you get Sasuke right at the beginning of the game instead of a long way through -What do you mean the first big level is IMPACT IS IN TROUBLE YOU NEED TO SAVE HIM :( :(

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I do like that the Goemon games always try to half portray Sasuke as this awesome dangerous badass robot but then his theme song is this lighthearted little doinky sploinky ass cutesy song and his favorite things to do are take baths and drink tea and he doesn't know what a joke is

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Impact Intro (I Am Impact): Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon 1080p

Does everyone want to hear the roller skating movie star robot song. Of course you fucking do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rj...

youtube.com

YouTube video by Pedro Boh

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 17h

me: I'm not good at japanese me watching my clips of the goemon anime that didn't export the subtitles: I can understand literally everything everyone is saying

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ok that ending was uploaded in literally unacceptable quality i need to fix this.

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 17h

Everyone please listen to this song I'm begging you. It plays right before fighting the final boss in an N64 game about ninjas. youtu.be/NJrnlFW4IMc

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Gorgeous My Stage

YouTube video by Lunar Delta

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 17h

Sasuke is like 3 fucking apples tall

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 19h

White person moment: forgot I had cheese in my pocket

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My tastes tend to be wild and inconsistent but you know if there's some Weird Little Dude I am all about him

I mean like. NOW I can understand everybody. But as a 9 year old this shit was wild to hear lmfao. Also voice acting in an N64 game is always a delight. Everyone in this game talks like an insane person.

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Unbelievable to me that Goemon not only got an anime but it was fucking DUBBED.

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 21h

Me: is there Goemon music on here Instagram: Did you mean Beware the Forest's Mushrooms Me:

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Only merch of Sasuke is 2 separate $600 figures guess I'll fucking DIE

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 21h

I forgot in the GGA scene where you get Yae, Ebisumaru tells her "you'll make someone a fine wife someday", and Sasuke goes "Aw, why can't I do that, too?" Boy what 🤨

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 21h

How did my brain get Goemon infected in the last like 48 hours what happened

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Nuke @nukastar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got into bed before midnight I deserve a thousand fictional man smooches