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Nubbin00

@nubbin00.bsky.social
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Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat. He/him. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'I wish I wasn't such a little bitch' - you after finding a genie, probably
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎼These boots are made for fuckin' and that's just what they'll do...🎶 or however that song goes
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boy nothing will fuck up a nice hike like running into a spiderweb FACE FIRST. ...I was having a nice time and suddenly I'm basically slapping myself in the face trying to get that shit off me.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: Imma go on a hike through the woods crossing rocks, roots and creeks. I might see a snake or run into spiderwebs face first. It'll only take a couple of hours. Also me: Imma park as close as possible to this store so I don't have to walk too far through the parking lot.
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Secret Life of Pets Rabbit: What?
ALT: Secret Life of Pets Rabbit: What?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I had to see it, so do you.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gnome with a gun and a megaphone riding a turtle. Idk wrf this is but I was *THIS CLOSE* to buying it for my company's annual white elephant gift exchange.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's also my pet name for your mom
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boy dinner
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope you get a snag in your favorite sweater. I hope you lose your keys. I hope you don't have any time for your hobbies for the next 2 weeks. I hope your favorite book gets made into an awful movie. I hope you have to use microfiber towels for the rest of your life.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope your favorite thing is taken off the menu at your favorite restaurant. I hope your favorite thing at the grocery store gets discontinued. I hope your favorite celebrity turns out to be a horrible person. I hope you hit every. single. red light this entire week.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope your favorite coffee store closes. I hope your phone doesn't recharge overnight. I hope you get a slow leak in all 4 of your car tires. I hope you have to deal with *that* customer at work. I hope that band you hate puts out a really shitty cover of your favorite song.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope your pillow is always warm, I also hope the seams in your socks are always *just* out of place, I hope you're always aware of how your tongue lays in your mouth, I hope the backs of your shoes fold in half when you're trying to slip them on without untying them.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love it!
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/09/2026
I made strawberry sherbet turtle. 🧶 🍦 🍓
Crocheted turtle with a strawberry ice cream shell. There is a vanilla scoop on top of the shell, with hot fudge and a cherry on top
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Mike @canadianmedic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Present day state of affairs in muriKKKa
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎼The best part of waking up is Folgers in your butt🎶 ...or however that jingle goes.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'know what? It was my fault for being on Urban Dictionary in the first place.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
10 bucks?!? Pfft! I can get real intestines for less than that!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...y'all. Rough turned this piece of hackberry last night. Biggest piece I've ever turned (so far). #woodturning #woodworking
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just learned about something called the 4x4x48 challenge. Apparently you run 4 miles every 4 hours for 48 consecutive hours. So 4 miles at noon, 4 pm, 8 pm, midnight, 4 am, etc. For TWO FULL DAYS. I can guaran-damn-tee you I will not be completing this challenge.
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Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spalted vase (type of wood unknown). 13" tall x 4.5" wide, finished with linseed oil. This thing has been in the shop for at least a year and I finally got around to finishing it. Definitely a challenge and mistakes were made but overall, i'm happy it's done. #woodturning #woodworking
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who wants a snack?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey, can someone loan me 10 bucks? I *promise* it's not for anything weird!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can hear that pic, can't you?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some of you need to take a couple of these to the face and it fucking shows!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Several hundred pounds of hackberry & osage orange logs I got *for free* this weekend. A lady lost some trees in the bad storms we had a couple of weeks ago so she called me up & said I could have as much as I could haul away. I go back next weekend for the rest of it! #woodworking #woodturning
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That silly movie wouldn't be as nearly as enjoyable without Tim Curry.
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Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: Bad Timing
ALT: Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: Bad Timing
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
also Stevie Nicks
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just wanted to let you know you look really cute today. No, not you. You look more busted than ballerina feet.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that toy you wanted when you were a kid but you never got it? Well you're an adult with adult money, you can just find that shit and buy it yourself. Yes, it's silly and childish but LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT. Find joy where you can.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Did anyone else want to run on the giant wheel on Double Dare? It's not just me, right?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thank you!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maple(?) vase. 6" tall x 3" wide. I really like how this one turned out. Now, to be fair, it's not much of a vase due to the giant hole in the side but it's pretty.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hiked a new trail the other day. Was not expecting this!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*isn't not it's. damn it.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
...it's that just booze?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do twins wish each other a happy birthday? Yes, I'm high, why do you ask?
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It was the lettuce of times, it was the diarrhea of times.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Maple (maybe) vase, 5" tall x 5" wide. Easily one of the ugliest things I've ever made. Almost chucked it into the burn pile several times. #woodturning #woodworking
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
dil-d'oh!
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Homero Simpson says D'oh!
ALT: Homero Simpson says D'oh!
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm gonna fuck you up, I'm gonna beat you down I'm gonna whip your ass and destroy you I'm gonna make you cry, stab you in the eye I'm gonna knock you down and curbstomp you🎶 - Rick Astley's evil twin, Dick Astley
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can you put booze in an Arnold Palmer? I mean, I'm gonna, I just don't know if it's a good idea.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Take one of these and call me in the morning.
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maple vase, 6" tall x 4" wide. Finished with tung oil. I like this one. I'll coat the inside with wax so it'll be waterproof and can hold live flowers. #woodturning #woodworking
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