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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 06/10/2026

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE CONTACT FROM REMAINING EYE

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 06/10/2026

I once heard it said "Fantasy Football is just D&D for sports nerds."

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 06/10/2026

A man got stoned and beat his wife ... ... in a race to the twinkie box.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 02/10/2026

Funny thing, as a kid I didn't find them bitter, it was the strong cabbagy taste that made me want to throw up. But as an adult, frickin' love brussel sprouts.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 27/09/2026

@slateauto.bsky.social Are you going to participate in the California MyFirstEV program?

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 26/09/2026

Great minds think a little.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 26/09/2026

Perfect. I was wondering if there was a Sleestak version

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 25/09/2026

Looks like I'll be looking for a new email host. Because Migadu isn't working. Again.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 21/09/2026

Start with Air Force One.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 20/09/2026

Now I want to feed turtles.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 20/09/2026

Please tell me this is a Dungeon Soup reference.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Extrovert: "You should come out of your shell more!" Introvert: "You should try shutting the fuck up for just 5 minutes."

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

In a chair in the corner, nodding his assent.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Oh, weird, I thought they had coffee shops outside the US? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Paywalled, but I got the gist.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

I keep seeing this quote -- from whom did he receive these gifts?

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

"Is the communist in the room with us right now?"

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

First thing that came to my mind was "Some sort of 'young Walken' in a wax museum?"

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

I'd wipe out so fast. Even faster with a beer.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Agreed, but I didn't really think "yeah, he was just convicted of 34 felonies but he's president so we won't really sentence him" is a good look.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Did you know "dumb" has a "b" in it? A lot of people don't know that.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 19/09/2026

Kinda wild to see a SC justice who seems to have a poor grasp on basic logic.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 18/09/2026

I use Mint, BTW -- Nobody, ever

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 18/09/2026

What're they even referring to?

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 18/09/2026

I hope it's not that orb from the Heavy Metal movie.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 17/09/2026

I'd give it a >95% chance on how he voted.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 17/09/2026

Oh sure, if I ruin something then "fix" it, it's totally reasonable that they should then put my name on it as a "savior."

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Sure, Jan. (Brady Bunch Meme)

ALT: Sure, Jan. (Brady Bunch Meme)

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 17/09/2026

As the great orator George W Bush said: "You can't get fooled again."

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 17/09/2026

Fun fact; Teslas are in the same ballpark for fire-related deaths; Pinto: 1 fire death per 116,000 vehicles Tesla: 1 fire death per 96,000 vehicles.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 17/09/2026

These two Minecraft comics are amongst my faves.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 16/09/2026

Prep time: 8 minutes 1. Create marinade (5 minutes) 2. Put marinade and meat in bag (3 minutes) 3. Putin refrigerator for 24 hours

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 16/09/2026

It's $6.15 for the cheap stuff, here. (SoCal)

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 16/09/2026

Do you realize how little that narrows it down?

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 16/09/2026

Am I really the only one who likes the "sandy beach" crumbs in the bottom of the bag? Also $7 is way to fucking much.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 14/09/2026

Ah!, right. Jan 3. Even so, every single seat expires, and there's a new house. So at that point they elect a new speaker.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 14/09/2026

The speakership ends Jan 20, just like every other term.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 14/09/2026

Every representative's term will end on Jan 20. All of them.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 13/09/2026

I knew someone here would know this. I was thinking "56 Bel-Air Wagon"? Didn't know the proper name, but the styling gives away the year.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 13/09/2026

Premise? It's a variety show with guest stars. That's it.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 10/09/2026

I hear of people who just avoid whole states when driving ...

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 10/09/2026

The most uncomfortable I feel in public is when I see Police nearby. Statistically speaking, they're the ones most likely to literally shoot me.

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 10/09/2026

Comedians used to make fun of the prices at airport restaurants -- "Since when was the airport haute cuisine?"

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Mr. Surly @nuancesystems.com · 10/09/2026

TSA Logic: "Liquids could be flammable, or toxic, or be a bioweapon, therefore we limit you to 100ml of any liquid, and all the larger containers of dangerous liquids get thrown into a regular trash can that we totally test and dispose of properly. This is in no way security theater."

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