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norma!~

@ntauthority.me
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awawawaw >///< you made the silly kitty blushhhhhh bweeh!! (she/they) join discord.gg/refint, you dorksies

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 12h
bow
eat
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 30/09/2026
meowing is not a security boundary
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 29/09/2026
reseach
'mobile reseach station keycard' from control 2
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 28/09/2026
dork (me)
a mirror photo of myself
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026
you are playing the hit video game "avoid the line" where you avoid the line
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026
quick check: are we detecting the right meow?
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026
someone should just tie me up so i can't fucking type when i'm having another fucking bpd spiral ngl
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026
well, uh, as a cat i do have a lifelong history of uncontrollably meowing
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026
the illusion of sleep
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026
i doubt it
screenshot from an rgg game saying 'you got an edible old magazine'
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026
these warnings almost sound like medication labels
very cropped epilepsy warning saying 'IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE use and consult your doctor'
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026
rly want a partner i can just playfully chomp when overwhelmed
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026
they still don't????? aaaaaa
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026
"you can't unscramble an egg" no you totally can-
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
self-deprecating me would say 'hey look that's so the opposite of me' hey look that's so the opposite of me
'important person'
'someone worth talking to.'
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
yaeh also aaa your stories seem pretty relatable..
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
(gonna be fun when the retriggers happen tomorrow as i find out i got muted :D)
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
that was the shortest initial breakdown ever if you discount the 50 screams sob. ah well
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
god why does everyone i know always manage to say the worst and why do i also always say the worst and aaaaaaa
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
there's legit nothing better to say to a bpd person who's feeling rejected/envious/.. than 'i don't have time for this' or 'i dont have the energy for this' or 'ok im gonna go' 'rly don't wanna listen to this' genuine true fact
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026
oomfie, why are you operating outside local space-time again?
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026
woah! you scaled that tail like it's nothing!
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026
the singular truncated airpod
android media playback notification with "Norma's airpod [ellipsis]" on the top right
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026
don't forget to clean your primary use key
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 21/09/2026
(see also "ValveTestApp%appid%" naming)
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 21/09/2026
yeah what is with this artifact of the dark days of early third party games on steam where games often had a testapp.exe left in ig it was because all game config was always public and it'd leak the game name otherwise
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 21/09/2026
hugggg
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 21/09/2026
the adorable meowers of area zero
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
so we've got WebHID but where's WebHideoKojima
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
jhfdjskdjfhjsk,dfnhnsjm gotta love idioms
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
oh there is an equivalent to the process lasso meta on windows- good to know i should look into that, nya
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
mmmmm steamed frames........
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
was wondering why my mac ran out of battery way faster than it used to and.. the new discord name styles.. repaint.. all the time.. even when the app isnt focused.. aaaaa.....
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026
screenshot from pokemon sv showing carmine saying "can't you read the room? you were supposed to say yes!"
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 19/09/2026
macos 27.2 beta broke cloud file providers so now every save dialog just hangs the invoking app forever gotta make sure some beta has a real regression in there so you remember you're on a beta :3
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 19/09/2026
you have made an excellent purr-chase, nyaa~
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026
"Delivery delays are expected due to high order volume" yeah same
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026
im sorry youve got slugma
slugma encounter from pokemon sv
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026
frame gen, frame pacing, why does everyone and everything need to be framed
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 17/09/2026
yeah i guess this is my average bedtime now
apple health 'you missed your average bedtime by 12 minutes' with the average being 9:28 AM
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026
who is emblem and why does the whole internet want to fire her apparently
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026
literally how did they make the most dorkydork character ever
screenshot from pokemon violet of penny saying 'i got hold of it sort of...illegally...by hacking the pokemon league's lp management system'
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026
ok if i had known penny was such a dork-coded character i would have completed pokemon sv years ago
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
with OSName trending today here's me trying to install iOS 27 beta 2 back in the day
iOS eula showing 'i agree to the osname and apple media services terms and conditions'
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
also if anyone knows how to navigate mental health shit here that'd be great too, the organization i'm with now keeps stalling and having people vanish with burnout and then having substitutes that are on vacation like 5 months a year so im lucky if i get 1 hour of conversation every 2 months
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
if anyone can help me translate me-english to normie dutch for lawyer(s) here it'd be really appreciated i'm rly bad at convincing people or explaining stuff to neurotypical people and it's kinda important
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
'oh the appeal period is in two weeks' yeah and everyone who can possibly help me be convincing enough is on vacation for the next two weeks, how convenient! how convenient indeed!
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
and then i asked my ex for support with this and i said one thing that was a bit rude and i took it back instantly then had to deal with 30 rude dms back, being ghosted after and hey look now the person is trying to actively ruin my life because i made a hyperbolic statement
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
i'm going to be scared of going outside for years now because of this shit 'oh if any cops get involved in any way, you're fucked' as if i am not already scared out of my mind of deferred punishment of being locked up for hours without being told stuff of having to wait a month in fear
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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026
all this makes me believe that i am truly a horrible person, after all, why does this keep happening to me and not anyone else i know it's just me, it's always me, the only constant is me i wish i wasn't so forgiving.. maybe, just *maybe* then my life wouldn't keep getting fucked over by everyone
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