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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 11h

meowing is not a security boundary

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026

you are playing the hit video game "avoid the line" where you avoid the line

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026

quick check: are we detecting the right meow?

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026

someone should just tie me up so i can't fucking type when i'm having another fucking bpd spiral ngl

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 27/09/2026

well, uh, as a cat i do have a lifelong history of uncontrollably meowing

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026

these warnings almost sound like medication labels

very cropped epilepsy warning saying 'IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE use and consult your doctor'

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026

rly want a partner i can just playfully chomp when overwhelmed

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 26/09/2026

"you can't unscramble an egg" no you totally can-

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026

self-deprecating me would say 'hey look that's so the opposite of me' hey look that's so the opposite of me

'important person'
'someone worth talking to.'

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026

that was the shortest initial breakdown ever if you discount the 50 screams sob. ah well

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026

there's legit nothing better to say to a bpd person who's feeling rejected/envious/.. than 'i don't have time for this' or 'i dont have the energy for this' or 'ok im gonna go' 'rly don't wanna listen to this' genuine true fact

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 25/09/2026

oomfie, why are you operating outside local space-time again?

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026

woah! you scaled that tail like it's nothing!

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026

the singular truncated airpod

android media playback notification with "Norma's airpod [ellipsis]" on the top right

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 23/09/2026

don't forget to clean your primary use key

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 21/09/2026

the adorable meowers of area zero

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026

so we've got WebHID but where's WebHideoKojima

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 20/09/2026

was wondering why my mac ran out of battery way faster than it used to and.. the new discord name styles.. repaint.. all the time.. even when the app isnt focused.. aaaaa.....

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 19/09/2026

macos 27.2 beta broke cloud file providers so now every save dialog just hangs the invoking app forever gotta make sure some beta has a real regression in there so you remember you're on a beta :3

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 19/09/2026

you have made an excellent purr-chase, nyaa~

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026

"Delivery delays are expected due to high order volume" yeah same

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026

im sorry youve got slugma

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 18/09/2026

frame gen, frame pacing, why does everyone and everything need to be framed

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 17/09/2026

yeah i guess this is my average bedtime now

apple health 'you missed your average bedtime by 12 minutes' with the average being 9:28 AM

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026

who is emblem and why does the whole internet want to fire her apparently

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026

literally how did they make the most dorkydork character ever

screenshot from pokemon violet of penny saying 'i got hold of it sort of...illegally...by hacking the pokemon league's lp management system'

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 16/09/2026

ok if i had known penny was such a dork-coded character i would have completed pokemon sv years ago

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026

with OSName trending today here's me trying to install iOS 27 beta 2 back in the day

iOS eula showing 'i agree to the osname and apple media services terms and conditions'

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026

if anyone can help me translate me-english to normie dutch for lawyer(s) here it'd be really appreciated i'm rly bad at convincing people or explaining stuff to neurotypical people and it's kinda important

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026

school yard bullying behavior always wins abuse someone until they break and then get them fucked over for breaking then abuse them some more while all they want is for things to be okay use all their weaknesses as weapons reiterate every single 'wrong' thing they do as ammo

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026

have i ever said 'acab'

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norma!~ @ntauthority.me · 14/09/2026

i want a lovely prize! let's kiss!