Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 12/07/2026We think he can’t have been a stray for too long. He’s always been super friendly and not at all shy. He hates the subway and being in his carrier, though. Hopefully he learns to chill a bit as he settles in. 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 12/07/2026We recently adopted from a rescue shelter. Hemlock was found on the roof of a building in Harlem, no chip and not neutered at around 1 year old 110
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 29/06/2026Hemlock says hello (moments after doing the same thing) 010
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 03/04/2026Rejected Onion Headline: US reveals new missile with 250,000 mile range 010
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 05/03/2026Neither does AI assisted search - truly, the innovation we all needed 061
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 09/01/2026I'm extremely surprised by the reaction this got on lobsters: more upvotes than the actual story, for an extremely mild defense of Zed's AI integration. This coming from someone who only uses Zed when the nvim LSP is broken (Julia and ReScript, I'm looking at you) and doesn't use autocomplete tools 120
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 23/11/2025Also it does seem like it was written by an LLM: it's got that patter to it. 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 19/11/2025"You can't put jokes in python tests" they said. "You can't use silly stdout outputs for pedagogy." Mad! Mad they called me, but look upon what I have wrought! 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 11/11/2025The very best argument for using Rust over C++: Rust isn't going to break the new tensorflow release on mac because of a mutex lock. v2.20 has been out since august! At least we can switch back to v2.19 010
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 06/11/2025How in the world does mlflow fail with a blocking mutex lock? 010
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 29/10/2025*erases calendar and writes 'make pyo3 workshop in a month'* over entirety of November 020
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 22/10/2025Now on my second read-through of 'On "Safe" C++' and I'm continuously impressed by @izzys.casa's ability to blow my mind and then smack me in the face with a stealth bomber pun in the span of a few sentences izzys.casa/2024/11/on-s... 130
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 21/10/2025This one doesn't count because it seems to be a logic bug, not a memory safety vulnerability per se, but very funny that these two posts showed up right next to each other! 100
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 24/09/2025Damn Sudhanshu, what beef do you have with Steve 🤣 020
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 09/09/2025I went into this expected a nice 20-30% size reduction and uhhhh what Splinter what are you doing 010
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 01/09/2025Spotted in the wild while flying to #rustconf. Need I say more? 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 24/05/2025If someone comes into my home wearing this I am going to smash it with a hammer. 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 29/04/2025Yet more: this is a chapter of a book retailing for over $200 on Amazon. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 29/04/2025God above, there's more www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... 131
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 26/03/2025v0.1.0 up lets gooooooo Mind you, it has 2 functions exposed, but we're going slow and steady 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 06/12/2024Love when your clustering performs terribly but looks really satisfying. Like a brain! 000
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 02/12/2024The story regards the practice of neurosurgery by humans *on the planet Saturn*. Delightful, quite possibly a performative hoax. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... 100
Nicolas Roman Posner @nrposner.com · 19/11/2024Oh boy, I wonder what clusters I'm going to discover in this data! Oh 110