The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself.

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An undated memo urged the DOT to give precedence to "communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average."

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The U.S. Justice Department is suing several large landlords for allegedly coordinating to keep Americans’ rents high.

The comments were responding to President-elect Donald Trump's ongoing suggestions that Canada should become the 51st U.S. state.