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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously what the fuck is that
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s sitting down, surely
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Basically Pilotwings if all the characters were cunts which to be fair they are
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh god why. Make it once and then stop
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Halo Campaign Evolve Batman Begin
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Microsoft will fix this the only way they know how; more layoffs
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think he said once that Talladega Nights is his favourite comedy so this is somehow not beyond the realms of feasibility
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fart Jimpson
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s amazing to think things could have actually been even worse than they are at the moment
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why even release this?
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you mean wipe off the cum
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Meta: how do we improve our AI? I know, fire 8,000 people
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Exactly. Finish games before starting them for the best experience
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m glad it doesn’t, but I don’t understand why this doesn’t give Reform overall control. Looks like a landslide?
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The entire album is just jingles from classic British snack adverts
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Skeleton Trumpet
Alt: Low poly skeleton playing a trumpet
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
When Harry met no one
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It’s the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
They can use my pen and then it’s 100% free. I’ll happily buy them a quill if that’s what it takes
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Since when did this sack of cum work for Open AI? My impression of both has just gone even lower, somehow
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Labour: Be engulfed in a scandal with state secrets being shared with a prolific paedophile Polls: +2
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It is absolutely not T-shirt weather Owen
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Pint of his tears please
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Impressionable, misled young men were brainwashed into fighting a pointless, unjust war. Nobody deserved to die, racist or not, British or not
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
None of it. It was a complete disaster but the families of those that died don’t deserve their loved ones being smeared like this. Show some respect
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Oh wow, this might be the worst take I’ve ever seen on this website
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The principles of blatant electoral opportunism, of course
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
kisses with Carney, I assume
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Would I lie ragu
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Play some more of Metroid to find out why it’s completely not fine
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The first annual Andy Churnwell award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’ve solved it: Jack Whitehall in Riyadh with the lack of principles
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Penis advocate
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
you know what, fuck Bowser *unzips pants*
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“I’ve said terrible things, but as long as it’s for Saudi blood money, I think it’s forgivable”
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Own goal after own goal. They’re just trying to be voted out now
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I stand corrected. Well done on making it look cheap then
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Once you’ve started flogging cheap booze, it might be for the best
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
it's real support from actual racists
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Nadine Dorries joins Nigel Farage’s Reform UK.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
When you tweet with Glinner energy....
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Today's sketch, now available to own on Home Video. I mean you can watch it on YouTube, and you should because then I get money. It's the 80s, baby. youtu.be/23SKNZEUQuk
youtu.be
The Start of Every 80s Movie
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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Bjørn (No ALT? No RP) @sarcasticsmall.eurosky.social · 20/08/2025
Spectacular reporting as always by @larryandpaul.bsky.social on #BrokenNews. What a lovely story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovOV...
youtube.com
#BrokenNews: People Being "Unfair" To Client Journalists
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Willie May Ooze Bride Florida, Marriages, 1830-1993
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"eat this dog shit my chef serves or you're gonna eat cat shit in four years" [nervous] can your chef prepare other foods- [later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
Post by David Beech: 
The truth is it's going to be a choice between people like this and a Labour or Labour led coalition at the next election. If you think Labour is the same as this sack of shit don't complain when you wake up to a Reform/Tory government in 4 years time and consequences that will follow.

So many people on the left in this country are absolutely determined to repeat the mistakes of the left in the US.
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: UK Terror Threat Level RAISED. 🙏🏻 Please watch this #MondayMorning edition of #BrokenNews and repost it using the hashtag #BrokenNews. youtu.be/8vE1tvIwXaM
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UK Terror Threat Level RAISED - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Molly McGuinness: Slob
dlvr.it
Molly McGuinness: Slob
Edinburgh Fringe comedy review
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Anton Deck @npwaye.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Finally, someone has an opinion worth keeping anonymous
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