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Noah

@noykitsy.bsky.social
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 38 | they/them | Toronto ⚘ writer ⚘ antizionist jewipino ⚘ tattoos, vampires, hockey ⚘ leo ☼ taurus ☾ aquarius ↑ ⚘ 01/11/2025 ✨

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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 7h
guys @mikeflanaganfilm.com did THE THING holy shit
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 10h
hey, so who has recs for a BG3 playthrough focusing on Astarion's story WITH SENSITIVITY??? bc I think it's about time.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 21h
Fun fact: before I knew I was trans masc, I was deeply thinking about making my writer pseudonym Julia Salinger. I was like “yes this sounds great”. And then I finally realized I had stolen it from Party of Five, a show that I did watch so I couldn’t even play dumb about it.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 21h
Needed some quick salt so I got a tiny bag of all dressed Ruffles from a vending machine. Are there better chips than these? I don’t think so.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
holy fuck it's been a week
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: Catch You Later
Alt: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: Catch You Later evil dude
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I exchange my histamine receptors for an older, shitty model? These ones work too well.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hmm do I get back into babysitting?
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh no, I forgot to register for a mail-in ballot! now I'll have to interact with people 😔 during specific hours 😔
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Stephen King’s KAYLEIGH @ronchronchronch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
damn how long were they holding this pose
Side by side photos of IWTV actors Assad Zaman and Luke Brandon Field, and Zaman with Eric Bogosian. All four have their arms crossed over the chest, with the effect that it looks like Field was holding the pose long enough to age into Bogosian.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my son
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Jake Crying
Alt: Jake Crying
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I tried to do my physio exercise yesterday while I was still in my POTS flare and, lemme tell ya, that was not an intelligent decision.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how i talk to myself when i gotta lock in
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a dream that they (who? MTV doesn't exist anymore) brought back The Real World and cast me and I just sat around doing nothing.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how tf does someone think Tom Morello is white??
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Erica @rica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social the tl did something funny
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hi I’m presently stuck in an elevator
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are eerie parallels between what’s happening in Irkutsk and what happened in Wuhan in early 2020. Doctors claiming the government was hiding the extent of the spread. Masks being mandated. Schools being closed. Pay attention. Listen to independent journalists & locals:
cnn.com
Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection | CNN
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friend's celebration of life is in Ottawa later this month and I can't afford to get there. I feel insane.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a fucking game I LOVE HOCKEY
Noah 
as I was peeing I was like "what if this urine is what's helping them do well" 
tate  HAHAHAHAHAHA
 olli AHAHAHAHHA 
Wes  HAHAHAHAHAHA 
Noah so this could be bc I went to the bathroom 
Wes THATS SPORTS BABY 
tate  hockey superstitions really Go There 
olli  noah i'n deadddd hahaha

10:09 PM

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10:09PM
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is $62 too much for what is essentially a lunch bag?
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baruch dayan ha’emet Josh. You were there for me when no one else was at one of my lowest points and I’ll always carry that. I wish I could’ve done the same for you. Your memory is and will always be a blessing. Gonna throw on some Bad Religion for you, bud.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
i think a lot of us love to romanticize the hardships of their parents/elders in order to feel better about our place in the present, as if by their heavy history ours is somehow nobler, but I do wonder if we do them a disservice to say "my dads life was total shit so mine could be fine."
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's Bandcamp Friday is a fundraiser for CHIRLA. All profit from anything sold in our store today will be donated. We have a super special, limited edition sweatshirt ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com
Flyer that reads in black on green and black:
BANDCAMP FRIDAY
BENEFIT FOR
CHIRLA
The background is yellow and green stars and there's a green border around it. Mock up of a black crewneck sweatshirt with BIKINI KILL written in red
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spent way too long on Canva trying to line up all the little text on here for a graphic that I didn't need to make, but here is my spooky season movie marathon list.
Noah's spooky more marathan O1 THE CRAFT O2 HELLRAISER (2022) 03 IDLE HANDS 04 RESIDENT EVIL 2026) 05 MIDSOMMAR 06 SUSPIRIA (1977) 07 SUSPIRIA (2018) 08 I SAW THE TV GLOW 09 TRAIN TO BUSAN 10 CURE 11 POSSESSION 12 FUNNY GAMES (1997) 13 MANHUNTER 14 DEAD RINGERS 15 THE HOST 16 AMERICAN PSYCHO

17 NEAR DARK 18 LISA FRANKENSTEIN 19 EXIT 8 20 SEND HELP 21 MALIGNANT 22 THIRTEEN GHOSTS 23 LAKE MUNGO 24 THE SKELETON KEY 25 THE DEAD ZONE 26 HOKUM 27 IRON LUNG 28 CLAYFACE 29 IT (2017) 30 IT CHAPTER TWO 31 THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to the cis people who are like “trans people were never erased from history, that’s a lie!” i want you to pay attention to it happening right in front of your eyes all of this to strip records from a whopping ELEVEN people in fifteen years erasing our accomplishments is part of it
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TRANS HISTORY 1 (how and why we name trans people in history) - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
I’m not a historian. I’m not an expert in trans history, though I find it fascinating. I myself have a lot to learn on the topic, but one thing I DO know is that there have always been trans people. T...
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I woke up when Asher was leaving for his nursing shift. I can’t get back to sleep but I also don’t want to commit to putting in contacts yet.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact: when I was a kid, I thought the San Diego baseball team was called the Podrace.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Emily Hampshire showing up in stuff is cool for the lesbians I guess but I always think of the photos she posted mocking Amber Heard’s rape testimony whenever I see her, so. 🤷🏼
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have been working on the same paragraph all week and I can’t seem to make it sound good. I am losing my mind. I know I should move on or step away, but I can’t. I just… can’t.
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Cassandra |Argumentative Antithetical Dream Girl @thefateofcassandra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tal's book is a Must Read for anyone in America who is concerned with what's happening, and wants a clear, history and fact based, understanding. Yes, ☠️Bezos☠️, but as the author said, $3 is a small price to pay for an amazing amount of work.
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👻 🖤 Happy October! 👻 🖤 Now playing on the Criterion Channel! criterionchannel.com/new
Promotional poster for "OCTOBER ON THE CRITERION CHANNEL" featuring a top banner with a silhouette of a person lifting a child against a warm orange sunset. Below the banner is a grid of six movie collection tiles:

• Highway Horror: A dark road scene featuring titles like The Hitcher, The Appointment, Duel and Race with the Devil.  
 
• ​Made-for-TV Terror: A person behind a framed glass door. featuring titles like Salem's Lot, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Someone's Watching Me! and Dr. Cook's Garden.  

• ​Unwelcome Guests: A close-up of a man looking at a woman. featuring titles like The Gift, Rosemary's Baby, You're Next and Pacific Heights.  

•​Possessions: A woman looking upward. featuring titles like Jennifer's Body, The Omen, The Entity and The Wailing.  

•​Adventures in Moviegoing: A photo of Marc Maron next to a movie ticket. Graphic reading "Marc Maron with Sean Fennessey".  

•​Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa: A silhouette of a person standing indoors featuring titles like Cure, Pulse, Cloud, and Serpent's Path.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
btw yesterday was 333 days ✨
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 01/10/2026
“Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand the importance of cheese curds.” - Emperor Palpoutine
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I rescheduled my entire week so I could fit in my psych appt and then I get a call this morning that my psychiatrist is out sick today. 😭
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot how fucking brutal the TNT hockey broadcasts are.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are Swifties gonna try to go after Liv Tyler over her stepdad calling their benevolent leader the 'apotheosis of mediocrity'? Because they do have a track record of that kind of thing (ie. trying to make Maggie Gyllenhaal answer for her brother's actions, most of which were probably fanfiction).
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As much as it hurts my feelings that Slaf isn't on the first line, I do love him with Newy and Demi.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY IT'S BACK BAYBEEEEE
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Oliver Moore @oliver-moore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All those Toronto drivers who shouted about bike lanes' [non-existent] effect on emergency vehicles will no doubt throw their support behind congestion pricing. Right?
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤
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David Rose Shouts 'OUT!' in Schitt's Creek
Alt: David Rose Shouts 'OUT!' in Schitt's Creek
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm currently watching a stream of someone playing Binding of Isaac while reading a comic and listening to music and eating my dinner, and it took someone being like "that's a lot of things at once" for me to realize that I should probably take a late dose of Adderall.
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello friends please help.... how do people decide which dating apps to use?
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
9 movies that shaped me (in no particular order) 🔗 my9movies.net/en/edit
My 9 movies: pretty woman, return of the living dead, my girl, blade runner, Casper, SLC punk, Tom and Huck, scream, the babysitters club
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just submitted the most insane MLB playoff bracket that has the Padres winning it all. 🤙🏼
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PROVERB WRITER: It is a poor workman who always blames their tools. ME: My tool is Adobe Illustrator. PROVERB WRITER: I mean... like... [long sigh] ...there are exceptions to every rule... you know?
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s still too warm to be wearing a toque but I’m trying to manifest 10°C with this new one.
A selfie of Noah
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Noah @noykitsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, a tradition that some Jewish communities still do for Yom Kippur is called kaparos and you historically swing a chicken around while praying and then slaughter it as a sacrifice. Now, it’s more of a holding a chicken up in different directions thing that they generally seem to actually enjoy.
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
"Misty Green is a woman’s story told entirely in a man’s voice, and that voice seems to hate her on a level that feels intensely personal and perverse."
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