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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fuck the AI companies for putting us in a chip crisis and fuck the AI bros who egg them on

Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Genuinely every Minecraft base I have ever built is a hole in the side of a hill or mountain with a few rooms and a giant staircase going underground which everything else branches off of

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You gotta be real stupid to install a wall anchor and not screw into it

screw hole in drywall directly below a wall anchor

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It's a good game, it's well made! But the people who play it are DUMB AS ROCKS!!!!!!

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My text history, browser history, and photos app are like a second memory to me. I have kinda bad memory - not dementia bad, but worse-than-it-should-be-at-my-age bad

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Everything we know about our brains CAME FROM OUR BRAINS. What if our brains are lying?! /s

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You just said it's non-submersible and now you're telling me to submerse it!?!

A screenshot of a web browser. The Home Depot URL it's displaying implies a "Non-Submersible Hand Pump". However, a video displayed below shows the pump being placed into a bucket, with the caption "Place pump unit into the liquid you want to pump away."

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You've heard of solid food and liquid food. But what about gaseous food? Can we eat gas?

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There’s probably a part of me that gets this popup every morning

A Deltarune screenshot reads:
This outfit sucks ass.
Is that OK?
❤️YES - NO

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Someone needs to invent a phone that shocks me if I touch the camera lens

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I find it silly that my bank’s phone support line isn’t open on Sunday. Yeah it’s supposed to be a day of resting according to some book but like, just get employees who don’t subject themselves to that book.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I keep waiting for something to click in my head, to somehow randomly realize, “This is it. This is why I’m here.” I keep waiting for the perfect opportunity to be handed to me. It’s not going to happen. But gods I wish it would.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I need to meet new people. I need to see new things, new places. I need to learn and I need to grow. If I’m not doing those things, I’m as good as dead.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I NEED to have a purpose, a goal, every day. I feel fucking useless. And I know I’m on this God-forsaken planet for a reason, I wouldn’t be so intelligent if I was really destined to sit here, do nothing, and slowly rot for the next 70 years; if society makes it that far without imploding.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The words “yard” and “lawn” are impossible to spoonerize, as yawn and lard are also words.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Hey girl, are you required to make lemonade? Because you’re ultrafine, sugar

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Bathroom outlets are too worn out to hold an air freshener…

A picture shows an outlet above a bathroom counter, with an extension cord plugged in that leads to an air freshener designed to plug directly into an outlet.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“We’ve been trying to reach you” Yeah, and I’ve been trying to ignore you

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Decibel meters are for nerds!

An Apple Watch, without wrist strap, displaying a decibel reading in a noise meter app, all propped up in the handle of some scissors.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

“Why do you have a contact in your phone named Stupid Bitch?” “Because she’s a stupid bitch?”

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Three GYROS appear at WORLDS’ edge.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

People Who Type Like This Piss Me Off Same when someone capitalizes Random words like this For no reason

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The year is 2026 and you still can only upload .JPEGs to iCloud photos from the website

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Why do people make pants with elastic drawstrings? Doesn’t that kinda defeat the point of drawstrings?

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I think my worst flaw as a person is my tendency to act on impulses rather than slow down and think things out. I feel like my brain is always running too fast and I do dumb stuff because of it. Probably something to do with #ADHD...

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The name "Not19CharactersLong" is, in fact, 19 characters long.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I hate it when people make fun of others for "ragequitting". It is completely acceptable (and good!) to take yourself out of a stressful situation online. You're being an asshole if you act otherwise. Competitive, team-based games are a reasonable exception.

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

My food safety training says no but my appetite says yes

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

safetymaxxing by wearing a pair of safety glasses under my pair of wear-your-eyeglasses-under-'em safety goggles

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Who is paying $90 for a toilet seat

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Nocturne @noxiousnights.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

“Know that you are always welcome here.” …unless you don’t pay for Nintendo Switch Online. Seriously, why do Slumber Islands need you to use the Internet? You could do all this locally, autosave included, just you’d be stuck to singleplayer. Come on Nintendo. #acnh #animalcrossing #nintendoswitch