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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 14h
This motherfucker
Gooey Gus the slime monster from PBS Ghost Writer
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 02/10/2026
this mysterious image has been on my phone since february. I remember thinking this but I do not remember making it
Looks like an evangelion title treatment. Says:

“Statler and Waldorf are not muppets. Each is one half of a single composite muppet called ‘Statler and Waldorf’
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 09/09/2026
I have read people saying "this is just like I imagined link looked when I was a kid" wow. you were an interesting kid. you had some pretty wild and intense imaginings about textured and cloth and greebled leather goods, didn't you? did you ever become a fashion designer? give it some thought
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake. every inch of him is greebled to shit
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 06/09/2026
still the realest lyrics I've ever heard in my life @futureteens.bsky.social futureteens.bandcamp.com/track/stress...
On one hand it seems
Don’t have the time to do what I need
On the other I find
I’m looking up which Lawrence brother died

Turns out they’re all alive
And I’m glad to see that they’re all right
But now back to the task at hand
Goddamnit what was it I was doing again?
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/08/2026
#DoctorWho #MathematicalExcellence
NOW
I’ll never know if I was 
RIGHT
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 21/07/2026
Every Doctor Who fan falls into one of two categories.
Action by HAVOCInsect movement by ROSLYN DE WINTER
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/06/2026
Terrifying
Brakrooms. Backrooms but, but Brak is there.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 24/05/2026
I get republican fundraising text messages all the time (I can only speculate as to how they got my number but they have had it for years and there’s nothing I can do about that now). This one is probably the weirdest I have ever gotten
Pres. Trump sent a chilling farewell message straight from his phone that could mark the end. 

GOODBYE FOREVER?? 

READ: https://red1st.net/YefPOFyb 

Stop=end
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 15/05/2026
It looks like you're going to cry! Do you want help with that?
clippy
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/05/2026
if nintendo wanted to remake a beloved first party classic anthro game produced by shigeru miyamoto as a modern high budget AAA game with gorgeous cinematic cut scenes, it really should have been this one
Game Boy "Mole Mania." You'll dig mole mania!
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 05/05/2026
I still reflexively google things because for most of the time I've been alive, that was a good way to find more information about things today I googled the title of a new indie song I heard on the radio to see if I could find more about the lyrics and I did not find the results useful
an utterly useless google result for "criminal kissing" including an AI overview explaining criminal acts involving kissing
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 04/05/2026
what are you talking about this is riveting drama
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 21/04/2026
look what you made him do
OPINION
COMMENTARY
Alan Dershowitz: Why I’m Becoming a Republican
I'm sorry, the old Alan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause he's DEAD!
By Alan M. Dershowitz
April 20, 2026 5:05 pm ET
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 16/04/2026
fuck!! my reginos!!! my reginos are down!! god damn it, heather!! I said my reginos!!! you heard me!!!!
bluesky status page

Some systems down
We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos
"We are experiencing further issues. We appreciate your continued patience"
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/04/2026
Fuck... I don't think I know...
The doorway to a place called “the Bosworth” with a tagline “for those who know…”
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 02/04/2026
An image of Jedi Master Ki Adi-Mundi in front of a stained glass window depicting the Last Supper of Jesus and his disciples. The caption says "Happy Maundy Thursday from Ki Adi-Mundi"
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 20/03/2026
woims, chani
paul dune yelling "they pay me in WOIMS"
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 09/03/2026
off to new south wales
for some reason the top result for the phrase "deep substrate foliated kalkite" is a picnic ground in austrialia which google maps thinks is called that. the place seems to actually be called Kalkite, it's a locality in new south wales, but someone had a bit of fun adding a map landmark
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 27/02/2026
This usage of "MeToo" as a verb, which I hear all the time, is infuriating. As though "MeToo" is a thing that just, like happened to him. Or someone did to him. Landis didn't get "MeToo'd." Eight women described how he physically or emotionally abused them, including allegations of sexual assault.
What Does Paramount Have Brewing? Max Landis — Who Was #MeToo’d — Is Writing a ‘G.I. Joe’ Treatment
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/02/2026
Fantastic t shirt on Peter Davison. #gally1
Davison wearing a Five(ish) Doctors Reboot t shirt in the style of a classic move poster
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 16/01/2026
the observations about gollum's introduction being a twisted parallel of bilbo's has me wondering if tolkien read homestuck
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/01/2026
"any big plans for the weekend?"
A diagram showing a TV, Apple TV, 4k UHD player, Switch 2 dock, Network router, Synology, Ethernet Switch, and cable routings between them including HDMI, Ethernet, Power cables, as well as Coaxial cable into the network router and optical audio out of the diagram.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 20/12/2025
round earthers need to admit that NASA is not telling us the whole story
insane diagram from wikipedia showing how the flat earth got roundified after the fall of Númenor in Tolkien's legendarium
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 24/11/2025
These are the names of the Star Wars movies.
Star Wars

The Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 07/11/2025
FINALLY, bluesky has added sensible moderation defaults
An altered image of the settings panel for bluesky moderation. A settings panel where each option has options for Off, Warn, and Hide.

Threats
Promotes violence or harm towards others, including threats, incitement, or advocacy of harm.

Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.

Scandalous
Gossips, rabblerousers, ne'er-do-wells.

Uncouth
Content which may be gauche or commit a faux-pas that simply isn't done in polite company

The Rabble
Posts which may forget their station; unwanted opinions from common everyday folk without title or fortune.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 04/11/2025
this is just a really funny thing to say on Wikipedia. I'm also not sure how confident I am that it's true. It feels like it asserts an inherently unprovable negative
Harry Milner Whittington[1] (March 3, 1927 – February 4, 2023) was an American lawyer, real estate investor, and political figure. He received international media attention following an incident on February 11, 2006, when he was accidentally shot in the face, neck, and torso by then-United States vice president Dick Cheney while hunting quail with two women on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas, near Corpus Christi.[2] 


Highlighted: 

It was the first time someone had been shot by a sitting United States vice-president since Alexander Hamilton was shot in a duel by Aaron Burr in 1804.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 10/10/2025
this is content for MASSACHUSETTS PEOPLE ONLY someone who knows how to do graphic design please make me a tote bag like the one one on the right. please and thank you.
two retro inspired tote bags that say "Demoulas Market Basket: More for your dollar" but one of them has been altered to say "Omelas Market Basket: The Ones Who Walk Away"
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 10/10/2025
I don't post my kanji mnemonics on this site, I post them on the other site, but I wanted to share this one because I think it's really special
cw: kanji mnemonic, or lack thereof 

post text: I don't need one for this guy. look at how beautiful (麗) his eyes are.....

image: jisho.org entry for the kanji 麗, defined as "lovely, beautiful, graceful, resplendent"cw: kanji mnemonic, or lack thereof

post: Who is he…… 綺麗だねぇ…

image: a drawing of the Beautiful Man represented by the kanji in question
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 09/10/2025
how does one "look formidable"
me in the excel esports jersey
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 05/10/2025
I appreciate the gentle correction from my friends at google. I won’t make the same mistake again
I googled “granulated sugar” and google ai corrected me telling me that “granted sugar” was not a thing and I must have meant “granulated sugar”
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 02/10/2025
I'm sorry if this question is obnoxious but I mean it sincerely, not as a pedantic gotcha. Is this correct? Do LLMs do images and videos? I thought the models that did those things (Midjourney, DALL-E, Sora, etc) were a different kinds of models, not LLMs
In 2022, a (kind-of) company called OpenAI surprised the world with a website called ChatGPT that could generate text that sort-of sounded like a person using a technology called Large Language Models (LLMs), which can also be used to generate images, video and computer code.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 28/09/2025
do you think this will look good on me? doesn't matter, I bought it already
models wearing a purple and gold excel esports jersey which has excel functions printed all over it
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 27/09/2025
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I qualified????
results for excel esports tournament, north america region. I was 12th in the region for this qualification round.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 24/09/2025
I knew this poll over on mastodon would be divisive but I was not expecting such an even split. Clearly some people are excited about the possibilities offered by the new way, but others definitely see the benefits of a tried and true approach
When you go to the bathroom, do you do it the new way or the old way?

51% The new way. Gotta keep up to date
49% The old way. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
Refresh · 166 people · 1 day left
Sep 23, 2025, 00:09 ·  · Ivory for iOS · 
reposts: 21 
likes: 13
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 30/08/2025
Imagine my delight when I saw this, thinking we were finally gonna get into metaethics and I was gonna drop my hot takes about how philosophically vapid utilitarianism is, and then I clicked through and it was just some dumb shit about mark zuckerberg’s stupid thing
The trending topic section on bluesky featuring IEEPA, Meta Ethics, Joni Ernst, LEGO Tariffs, New Orleans
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 26/08/2025
it's uncommon for me for a post to get more than like 10-20 interactions there (which is nice tbh) but this post went the mastodon equivalent of "viral" and I got no fewer than a dozen responses which were variations on "could be worse! could be moist regards!" haha cool observation! shut up
NowWeAreAllTom
@tom@labyrinth.social
i hate it when an email ends with "warm regards." it feels gross. why are they warm

Aug 25, 2025, 09:49
88 boosts, 176 favs
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 04/08/2025
Where is guilty slug???????
Top left: metal gear logo 
Top right: metal slug logo
Bottom left: guilty gear logo
Bottom right: “????????”
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 27/07/2025
Useful new playlist
Plexamp screenshot of a playlist called “TMBG, where should I put my hand?” It has two songs: “Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head” and “Put Your Hand on the Computer”
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 26/07/2025
Thanks for making a cool game
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i was the first backer of undertale on kickstarter. then i forgot this fact. then when my name showed up first in the special thanks i was shocked and confused. i love undertale.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 06/06/2025
My Retroid Pocket Classic arrived on the same day as my Switch 2 which really highlighted that I did not need a RPC, it was a silly thing to buy however, since it's an android device you can do all kinds of things with it. watching 90s anime on it is a VIBE. everybody on the train will be jealous
A retroid pocket classic, which is a handheld device modeled as an imitation of the Game Boy Color. Mine is yellow (themed to match the limited edition GBC Pikachu edition). On the screen is a screenshot from the opening titles of Victory Gundam
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 05/06/2025
oh hey look who's here!!!!
Ninty switch 2
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 28/05/2025
wint
@dril
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 15/05/2025
A game I came up with: Go to slate.com, look for headlines that are two sentences long, take the second sentences only, and try to build a poem from them
Well, She Came Back With a Vengeance. 
She’s Catching On to the Truth. 
I Know What She Should’ve Done Next. 
I’m Not Sure She’s Going to Want to Hear It. 
So I’ve Figured Out the Perfect Way to Retaliate. 
There’s a Radical Change. 
But People Aren’t Going to Like It. 
Two Words: “Pure White.”
Get Ready.Well…
It’s Time We Talked About It. 
I Spent Months Investigating How It All Went Wrong. 
I’m Grateful For What That Taught Me. 

But One Fatal Flaw Had Brought Us To Disaster. 
Oh No. 
Everyone Thinks it’s a “Terrible” Idea. 

I’m Appalled. 
I’ll Stand By It Forever. 

Yikes. 
It Just Died.One Man Is Responsible.
Now I Don't Even Recognize Him.
Now He's Questioning Everything.
Now He's Atop the Netflix Charts.
It's All Because of One Very Dedicated Movie Nerd.
It's Creating Chaos In Our House.
Oh God, Anything But This.
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter, play Xenogears
Chuchu from Xenogears crucified for our sins
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 15/04/2025
Back when I was at my previous job, I had a tumblr post where I kept track of all the weird mangled figures of speech that my coworker used. She was a funny old italian american grandmother. I loved her like family and I worked with her for about ten years. I just found out she died on Sunday :(
A tumblr post with that goofy looking nested indent format that you get when someone keeps reblogging and adding stuff

“They’re just flying like rats off the boat.”

“Something’s not quite right in Denmark.”

“I think I’ve exhausted all revenues.”

“This is like stickin’ one of those needles in a haystack!”

“She’s the kind of person who’d give you the shit off her back.”

Okay, different co-worker this time. I was in the office late and he asked if I was “burning the midnight owl.”

Okay back to the usual co-worker for a wistful: “Oh I love the French Prince of Bel Air.”

“Peyton Manning? That guy’s as clean as toast.”

“That’s just one more oil in the ointment.”

“She’s stuck between a hard rock and a place to put that rock.”

New variant of that last one: “She’s stuck between a hard rock and a place to poop.”

“It’s another chick in the armor.”

“she did it real quick, like biff bam whang, thank you ma'am“

“I was so angry at her, I was all over her like a, like a wet noodle… with.. with… with french toast on it.” (usually we just let these things slide and I stifle a laugh but this time everyone in the office was like “WHAT EVEN?”)

“Five minutes? You want me to wait FIVE MINUTES? I could have a baby in five minutes!”

“my cuppeth’s run over, over here!”
“she knows about it, but I don’t know about it. the kettle doesn’t know who’s… generating the heat.”

I just learned that this former coworker of mine passed away on Sunday. RIP to Andrea “Bam” Adamo
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 10/04/2025
it can't happen! they're not allowed to do it!
Getting mugged? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions without your consent. U.S. Penal Code section 213(a)(1)(A)
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 18/03/2025
I'm catching up on the Star Wars show Ahsoka from a couple years ago. quick question for the class. is it just me or is this clip from the recap at the beginning of s1e2 extremely funny
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 26/02/2025
Wow!!!! Fourth wall shenanigans??? in #DoctorWho??? who could have seen this coming???? www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...
A section of the linked article:

The cast of Doctor Who Season 2 continues to grow as Emmy Award winner Alan Cumming is set to guest star in its second episode. Previously appearing in the Whoniverse as King James I in Series 11 adventure The Witchfinders, Cumming lends his voice in Season 2 to Mr Ring-a-Ding, a happy, funny, singalong cartoon, who lives in Sunny Town with his friend Sunshine Sally. However, in 1952, after years of repeats in cinemas across the land, Mr Ring-a-Ding suddenly looks beyond the screen and sees the real world outside - and the consequences are terrifying.

Also, a screenshot of Cumming's character, a blue cartoon guy wearing a tux, parting a not-cartoony red curtain
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 15/02/2025
Jenna Coleman is always queen in my heart. #gally1
Queen Melia in Xenoblade 3, Jenna Coleman’s characterJenna Coleman as Queen Victoria
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 15/02/2025
I found the most cursed item available for sale in the #Gally1 dealers room
A photo of the members of the “trock” band Chameleon Circuit, signed by members of the band
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