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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 17h
I am watching Scream 7 for the first time and am about halfway through and everyone is annoying
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 20h
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Mars Attacks Martian Close-Up
Alt: Mars Attacks Martian Close-Up
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was chaperoning the home coming dance, what did I miss?
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If anyone is in the market for a table loom, there's one at an estate sale in Salem for $45 (and you can probably haggle lower)
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicole is a leading expert on the issue of campus sexual violence. I am floored that USA Today would do this to her. I find this kind of journalistic behavior unethical and morally reprehensible, twisting an interview with a renowned advocate for survivors into a hit piece against a survivor.
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is one of those writing premises that can either turn out excellent (e.g. The Things They Carried) or a navel-gazing mess (writing 121 introductory assignment)
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One upside of my employer changing our dental coverage to the same company as our health insurance is that I can get my flu and Covid boosters at the dentist
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the fun things about teaching art is when a kid who completes zero work and is always off task gets fully locked in on some random art or craft. This year it's book binding, a few years ago a kid got obsessed with weaving to the point we had to have a meeting about his loom problem
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate how holiday merchandise is sold months ahead of the actual holiday, with the notable exception of Costco peppermint bark.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got frustrated trying to find a nail polish topper that has the exact combination of glitters i’m imagining in my head but then i realized i can just buy the INGREDIENTS from a wholesaler like the polish companies do. nothing is stopping me now. i’m going to make a big mess.
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a reading intervention class that has 11 hyperactive boys so I need to find ways to incorporate interpretive dance into the lessons so we don't all end up yelling
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm at a 3 year old's t-ball game and it's the greatest thing I've ever seen
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely devastated to learn that going to bed a little earlier makes it easier to get up in the morning
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brooklyn Nine-Nine cold opens are such a master class in comedic writing
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I appreciate that at least once a season Reacher's clothes are irrevocably damaged and he simply must change into new clothes on screen, which is doubly absurd because he's usually given random clothes to cover up and no way a donation bin has his size. He'd be rocking high waters and flip flops
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beaver and den
A slightly blurry photo of a beaver eating in front of its lodge
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Professional development at work pissed me off but at least I have chicken and dumplings
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How does one break up with a therapist
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BABY THERES A BABY ITS A BABY BEAVER
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guys guys guys I think the beavers are building a bed den RIGHT ACROSS THE POND FROM MY WINDOW
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you ever think about how a shortcoming of fictional languages is that one person can never truly replicate the incredible group project that is a language because languages reflect thousands and thousands of years of unique and shared experiences that can't be replicated or properly imagined now?
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sure all the ads I'm seeing for selling your clothes, home goods, and blood plasma are signs of a super healthy economy
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My AP Psych kids are going to do a behavior observation study on the preK and kindergarten kids from the neighboring elementary school and I am so excited for how chaotic it will be
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new thorns collection is even more aggressively boring than I thought it would be. $55 for a white t-shirt with an intentionally tiny embroidered logo. It's the infinity sign micro tattoo of t-shirts
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Neaghley gets a show?! NEAGHLEY GETS A SHOW!!!
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least we have the small comfort that the vast majority of us could never possibly fail at something worse than Bari Weiss has failed at this
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In today's episode of Senior Dog Dementia, I heard a weird noise and found Teddy in the dryer licking a towel
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's "Best Coworker" award goes to me, who waited until the end of the day to copy 107 packets instead of monopolizing the copier in the 18 minutes of prep time we have before school starts
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So uhhhhh if you're looking for antiques, platform heels, or secondhand bondage gear I've found an estate sale you might be interested in
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As soup season begins, remember that you can make the chicken part of chicken and dumplings, freeze it, and then reheat and do the dumplings fresh
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is anyone interested in tickets to an improvised musical live show tonight at 8pm at revolution hall? I'm still feeling too sick to subject others to my germs
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have had the sudden realization that I am a grown up and I can just take the doors off my closet if I want
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OK shit has gone down at the pond. Owl involvement is unknown. I suddenly heard a ton of splashing and struggling, along with 50-80 mallards freaking out in the area close to my window. I launch outside, and can see/hear the mallards doing flips in the water (distraction technique???)
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GUYS THERE'S A GREAT HORNED OWL AT THE POND
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the more annoying stages of being sick is when you think it's over and you feel pretty normal and then you climb a flight of stairs. It's the sick version of a nice day in February.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Free political advice, most people are fairly tuned out when it comes to trans rights yet find it deeply weird to be obsessed with trans people, transphobia is the remit of billionaire pedophiles, and if you're adopting anti-trans stances, that's who it looks like you're serving the interests of.
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Elon Musk in Cap at White House
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just saw an estate sale description that listed a chastity belt and a horse-drawn hearse and "pho dogs"
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had a super weird sensory thing today. My socks were fairly thick but not constricting at all and my slip on shoes are a little big and the combination made it feel like there was no upper part of my shoe. Like there was no pressure & no friction while walking. Super weird (great socks though)
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm officially hate-reading this book. Every page there's something that pisses me off. A character doesn't get to be shocked that a rich person owns a horse when they live in pre-automobile Europe you utter walnut
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard a weird noise on the balcony and it was Wheatus the teenaged scrubjay dirtbag trying to bury a peanut in half an inch of soil I had left in a tray when I repotted a houseplant
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John Breen @breen.tech · 10/09/2026
9/11 gave us the Department of Homeland Security, which gave us ICE. Things got worse after 9/11 and stayed that way
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's crazy how much of the U.S. looks just like Ontario
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of my book pet peeves is when the POV character speaks, then has a multi-page internal monologue recounting the history of themself and the character they are speaking to before getting to the next line of dialogue. It messes up the flow of the scene but also people don't do that!
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Waffles @nowvoyageur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Say what you will about Olive Garden but their version of zuppa toscana is a top tier soup
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