Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 19/05/2024My sister realized she was a cat mom more than a baby mom when she referred to my nephew's arms as his "front legs" 000
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 19/05/2024"Dirt Dog management sat down with FOX5 to explain ..." 000
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 15/04/2024I couldn't tell you what the guy came up with to save my life, but he definitely was one of those guys in the world of Calculus that you remember. 020
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 27/03/2024And then a jeep wrangler the size of a small planet comes up and this gets set on the dash 100
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Explaining the contents of the bathroom medicine cabinet to a kid in response to the kid explaining every Pokémon in their collection is 👌 120
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 04/03/2024They have one of those at every gas station right now you can use for inspiration 110
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 03/03/2024It really ties the room together #MarkItZero #NiceMarmot #Vagina #TheRoyalWe #ICantBlowThatFar #WorldOfPain #GotUsWorkingInShifts 060
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 28/02/2024The cameras can be used to determine my mental state when I take each one of them off of the wall they're mounted to 001
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 05/02/2024I used to live in her district and the fact it used to be Hastert's just absolutely warms my heart 150
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 02/02/2024There are actually two - the real one and the one they used on film, which is an actual functioning town in Illinois 010
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 30/01/2024This is a doom take but I expect that the next meaningful gun legislation that will ever be passed would be denying trans folks the right to bear arms 190
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I remember looking at Google Traffic just after the eclipse and being able to trace its path by the orange & red swathe cut through the middle of nowhere. I, luckily, had taken an amtrak to Carbondale and avoided it all. 110
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 23/01/2024So sorry that you had to say goodbye. The gift you gave her was mercy, and made it so that she didn't have to. 000
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 05/12/2023@limeslimes.bsky.social just like the Ken's you'd see in the real world 000
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 02/12/2023That shit's gone, the "commie" insult is all that remains 000
Reposted by Cal RiechNon-existent Patricia @nonexistpatricia.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Butterflies in the sky??? Obvious trans. I can fly twice as high??? Drugs. Take a look, it's in a book??? Indoctrination! 1123
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Feel how you will but that dude was a jerk to do that to you 010
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 13/11/2023It's corn - it's a big lump with knobs, it's got the juice 030
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 07/11/2023My street isn't even 1/4 mile between stop signs and I've still got bros rev-match downshifting toward the next intersection 030
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 07/11/2023I said "eat my shorts", which was the style at the time. 010
Reposted by Cal RiechShawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Why cook breakfast when the coffee maker does it for you coffee is a food group, right? fuck yes it is 072
Cal Riech @nowake.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Would be better if he didn't leave all sorts of guns around unattended 110
