Sign in

persona non sequitur

@nouseforajames.bsky.social
184 followers 889 following 2.5K posts

Deposed philosopher king, exiled court jester, heckler, part-time entropic nihilist

PostsRepliesMedia
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 1h
Bullying works.
sports.yahoo.com
WNBA Finals moving to State Farm Arena for Dream home games 3 and 4
Games were set to be played at the Dream's 3,500-seat arena.
020
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 17h
Mfer looks like he's got a whole closet full of Confederate cosplay crap and he's a raging misogynist? He told the world who he was ahead of time.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 18h
My boss is coming in early to open up so I can sleep in for the first time in 4 months. Literally 7 days a week since early June opening every day even if I've got the rest of the day off. No way I'm not waking up extra early tomorrow, guaranteed.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"You're down to your last 3,095,426 x 10^458 chance, young man!"
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm starting to divide media into 2 categories: Things that cannot ever be replaced with Gen AI slop: Good music, art, film, literature, comedy, sports Things that might be improved by being Gen AI slop: Pop music, Saturday Night Live, Jason Statham movies, influencers, Stephen A Smith
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's what they WANT you to think.
020
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nobody wants to see Tom Cruise with no makeup.
100
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KABOOOONNG!
static.klipy.com
El Kabong Quick Draw
Alt: El Kabong Quick Draw McGraw swinging through the air swinging his acoustic guitar
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That young man's completely hollow.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Infinity War meme: what did it cost you? Me: nothing I haven't already had 🤷
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This summer we got Knicks in 5. Since then: Mets miss playoffs (by a lot) Yankees swept (obliterated) in ALDS Liberty swept (pwned like noobs) in semis Rangers season over in October Islanders, Jets, Giants lol Gotham FC is the only hope left. Don't let us down.
static.klipy.com
Midge Purce with Championship MVP Vibes - Gotham FC
Alt: Midge Purce with Championship MVP Vibes - Gotham FC
021
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh. I wonder if they could've gotten Wells to stop at second. 🤔
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bro, you know you screwed up bad when the New York Times uses the active voice in a headline about a cop shooting someone.
031
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, I didn't realize Christine Brennan got to vote in this...
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
American offices are nothing more than a jobs program for affluently-raised, college-educated white people with absolutely no useful skills whatsoever but whose dad has a country club membership and was frat bros with someone in the C suite.
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The panic moment about work from home is that it proved that like 99.9% of all management can be replaced with a shareable workflow tool. A bunch of MBAs are going to make 7 figures telling LLMs what to do in Six Sigma speak, and the companies are going to accomplish nothing.
120
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pumpkin spice burrito bowls and chili lime iced lattes incoming, and everybody who likes these chains deserves it.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. Because by ownership standards, this season was a success. Could they have gotten more ticket revenue with a deeper run? Sure. Was it so bad they're going to have to lower or even just not raise season ticket prices next year? Nope. That's Steinbrenner success.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having one (1) manager or supervisor in a business who uses LLMs on a regular basis decreases productivity by up to 80% depending on the size of the business. It doesn't take much.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was it a level 15 super intelligence?
static.klipy.com
This server has so many brainiacs
Alt: This server has so many brainiacs - dc comics villain brainiac getting powered up
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight in New York sports news:
static.klipy.com
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Mxc
Alt: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Mxc contestant in statue of Liberty costume eats it on the stepping stones
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Translation: it took undercover feds 2 years to set this kid up.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you've had 6 strokes but 7 facelifts.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Batting Stanton there was absolutely an "eh screw it why not" moment.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pop quiz, hot shot! Which of these is more likely to happen if Congress flips? A) The Democrats successfully impeach Trump in the first 30 days. B) Jeffries, seeing no way to win the leftists in the party for himself, gathers the right flank and reinstalls Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Except Ben Rice.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cam Schlittler should get to kick every position player in the nuts after the game.
100
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I started reading Lord of the Rings when I was 7 or 8, and the Nazgul freaked me the f out.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fraudres
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Yankees
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We don't want to be computer programmers, we want to be slave merchants!"
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grade school nickname had to be Caitlin narc.
020
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You had one job Philly. Thought you could do one job.
static.klipy.com
Puss In Boots I Should Have Known
Alt: Puss In Boots I Should Have Known
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally finished all my work stuff for the day. LET THE BALLS BE BASED!
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
9-2 for Yankees-Red Sox is a ridiculous, shameful score. How the Yankees let those scrubs score 2 is a disgrace.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jones struck out and ended up on third. Thus sucketh the Red Sox.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Challenge success rate is the new framing as the key skill for catchers to have.
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christians keep saying this isn't what they're about, then motherfuckers clean up your damn house. If not, this is what you're about.
120
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The evil twin always has the goatee tho. The twist is that Doom is the good guy and our heroes are the villains. Dun-dun-DUN!
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A pair of Massholes just obliterated the Red Sox. New England tears are delicious.
001
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I apologize for the time error. This new episode will drop moments before first pitch, which makes it soooooo much better.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humor, charm, and wonder made those movies, and replacing them with grit, cynicism, and the energy of an old man eating Thanksgiving dinner alone in a diner with 5 whiskey rocks didn't work for me.
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I gotta say @pablo.show dropping a new Kawhi thing in the top of the 4th of game 1 of the Red Sox @ Yankees Wildcard Series tonight is certainly a choice that was made.
static.klipy.com
Joker Sarcastic Clap
Alt: Joker Sarcastic Clap
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tried to figure out why I stopped watching Lanterns halfway through ep. 2 and finally realized it's just Men in Black with a magic ring. Curmudgeonly white guy training his younger Black replacement on how to deal with alien threats to Earth. Trials by fire. Blah blah blah.
220
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brave stance from the leader of a cult that has assisted a lot of people in dying over the millennia. I guess it's the whole consent thing he objects to.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually like the constant online Kalshi sports "trading" ads. They're going to clue a lot more people in that the highest volume casino in the world is the New York Stock Exchange.
000
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That suckers will pay for anything.
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Partly. Also NYC pizzerias are all basically at sea level, which affects rise a lot. Also pizza is a walking snack in NYC so it needs to be a one-hander. But the ability to make that crust comes from the water more than anything.
010
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the aqueduct water from Putnam County. NY pizza maker tried to open a place in Florida. Couldn't get the dough to come out right. Family sent a gallon of NYC tap water, dough came out perfect.
140
persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Guy From Iron Man Jeff Bridges
Alt: Guy From Iron Man Jeff Bridges
000