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@nouseforajames.bsky.social
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Deposed philosopher king, exiled court jester, heckler, part-time entropic nihilist

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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 14h
Mfer looks like he's got a whole closet full of Confederate cosplay crap and he's a raging misogynist? He told the world who he was ahead of time.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 14h
My boss is coming in early to open up so I can sleep in for the first time in 4 months. Literally 7 days a week since early June opening every day even if I've got the rest of the day off. No way I'm not waking up extra early tomorrow, guaranteed.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 22h
"You're down to your last 3,095,426 x 10^458 chance, young man!"
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23h
I'm starting to divide media into 2 categories: Things that cannot ever be replaced with Gen AI slop: Good music, art, film, literature, comedy, sports Things that might be improved by being Gen AI slop: Pop music, Saturday Night Live, Jason Statham movies, influencers, Stephen A Smith
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KABOOOONNG!
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El Kabong Quick Draw
Alt: El Kabong Quick Draw McGraw swinging through the air swinging his acoustic guitar
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That young man's completely hollow.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This summer we got Knicks in 5. Since then: Mets miss playoffs (by a lot) Yankees swept (obliterated) in ALDS Liberty swept (pwned like noobs) in semis Rangers season over in October Islanders, Jets, Giants lol Gotham FC is the only hope left. Don't let us down.
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Midge Purce with Championship MVP Vibes - Gotham FC
Alt: Midge Purce with Championship MVP Vibes - Gotham FC
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh. I wonder if they could've gotten Wells to stop at second. 🤔
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bro, you know you screwed up bad when the New York Times uses the active voice in a headline about a cop shooting someone.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, I didn't realize Christine Brennan got to vote in this...
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The panic moment about work from home is that it proved that like 99.9% of all management can be replaced with a shareable workflow tool. A bunch of MBAs are going to make 7 figures telling LLMs what to do in Six Sigma speak, and the companies are going to accomplish nothing.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pumpkin spice burrito bowls and chili lime iced lattes incoming, and everybody who likes these chains deserves it.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. Because by ownership standards, this season was a success. Could they have gotten more ticket revenue with a deeper run? Sure. Was it so bad they're going to have to lower or even just not raise season ticket prices next year? Nope. That's Steinbrenner success.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having one (1) manager or supervisor in a business who uses LLMs on a regular basis decreases productivity by up to 80% depending on the size of the business. It doesn't take much.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was it a level 15 super intelligence?
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This server has so many brainiacs
Alt: This server has so many brainiacs - dc comics villain brainiac getting powered up
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight in New York sports news:
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Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Mxc
Alt: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Mxc contestant in statue of Liberty costume eats it on the stepping stones
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Translation: it took undercover feds 2 years to set this kid up.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you've had 6 strokes but 7 facelifts.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Batting Stanton there was absolutely an "eh screw it why not" moment.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pop quiz, hot shot! Which of these is more likely to happen if Congress flips? A) The Democrats successfully impeach Trump in the first 30 days. B) Jeffries, seeing no way to win the leftists in the party for himself, gathers the right flank and reinstalls Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cam Schlittler should get to kick every position player in the nuts after the game.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I started reading Lord of the Rings when I was 7 or 8, and the Nazgul freaked me the f out.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fraudres
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Yankees
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We don't want to be computer programmers, we want to be slave merchants!"
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You had one job Philly. Thought you could do one job.
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Puss In Boots I Should Have Known
Alt: Puss In Boots I Should Have Known
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally finished all my work stuff for the day. LET THE BALLS BE BASED!
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
9-2 for Yankees-Red Sox is a ridiculous, shameful score. How the Yankees let those scrubs score 2 is a disgrace.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jones struck out and ended up on third. Thus sucketh the Red Sox.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christians keep saying this isn't what they're about, then motherfuckers clean up your damn house. If not, this is what you're about.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A pair of Massholes just obliterated the Red Sox. New England tears are delicious.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I apologize for the time error. This new episode will drop moments before first pitch, which makes it soooooo much better.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I gotta say @pablo.show dropping a new Kawhi thing in the top of the 4th of game 1 of the Red Sox @ Yankees Wildcard Series tonight is certainly a choice that was made.
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Joker Sarcastic Clap
Alt: Joker Sarcastic Clap
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tried to figure out why I stopped watching Lanterns halfway through ep. 2 and finally realized it's just Men in Black with a magic ring. Curmudgeonly white guy training his younger Black replacement on how to deal with alien threats to Earth. Trials by fire. Blah blah blah.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brave stance from the leader of a cult that has assisted a lot of people in dying over the millennia. I guess it's the whole consent thing he objects to.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually like the constant online Kalshi sports "trading" ads. They're going to clue a lot more people in that the highest volume casino in the world is the New York Stock Exchange.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That suckers will pay for anything.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Guy From Iron Man Jeff Bridges
Alt: Guy From Iron Man Jeff Bridges
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/nous...
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely. Everybody knows you bribe low- and mid-level hiring decision makers with cocaine.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First one on the list that I've watched is a healthy 32, and I've intentionally watched a grand total of...4. Refusing to watch anything that anthropomorphizes cops or rich people really limits your pop culture options.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can tell these aren't the numbers for official Fanatics jerseys because the names are spelled right. What are the numbers for Othain and Haprer?
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a Val Kilmer double-feature. Willow was perfect for 1988. The Saint is campy and ridiculous and perfect because Kilmer is the only one who plays it like a spoof.
Rotten tomatoes for Willow at 53%Rotten tomatoes for the song at 31%
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Babies don't come with armor, and the armor skill trees don't even open up until level 7, so you have some time to grind materials for that mech suit.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PTFO in one gif. Can't wait.
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Bun Burn: Joker's Fiery Chaos
Alt: Bun Burn: Joker's Fiery Chaos
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
-Left turns push your date away, right turns pull your date toward you -These electronics are getting smaller, we need those little hands. -It's socially accurate, the ones at the far right can never hook up -Y can't Harry vote? -Just Venmo a buck to the author -Celebration of (bad) life (choices)
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Duckworth was a soldier. Soldiers, especially officers, are cops. Once a cop always a cop.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesterday some miserable broken douche kayak said to stop clapping when people do simple stuff. I say find friends who smile at you like a proud mom when you accomplish anything you weren't sure you could.
Las singer and beginner guitarist Mayu of Nemophila plays her part of a guitar duet in a live show while bandmate Hazuki smiles proudly at her.
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every politician for the last 60 years: okay, the point of the game is to make everything as bad as possible for ordinary people WITHOUT inspiring a violent revolution. Trump: LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!
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persona non sequitur @nouseforajames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I'm not a fancy lawyer, but I do believe "I am indeed being jerked around" in a legal document written by a judge is roughly equivalent to
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For People Who Reply "What?" To Texts Without Actually Going Back And Reading It.
Alt: For People Who Reply "What?" To Texts Without Actually Going Back And Reading It. Pulp fiction gun in face I dare you to say what one more time
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