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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Ending a Minions movie trailer with a graphic decapitation is a wild choice

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

optomistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will have flying cars pessimistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will be the torment nexus 2026: don't type the word "you" into the search bar or the machine will try to roleplay with you

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MAGWest |August 14th- 16th, 2026 @magwestofficial.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Spinning onto the stage at MAGWest 2026 is Johnny Gioeli of Crush 40: Live Band Experience! Johnny Gioeli is known for his contributions to the Sonic franchise, including “Live & Learn”. Don’t miss out on the full band experience at MAGWest! Use code JOHNNY2026 for a discount!

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8bitsf @8bitsf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

POW XIV incoming! Two nights of music, Thu/Fri March 12-13, GDC week at DNA Lounge, co-presented with @magfest.org - tix at www.dnalounge.com/calendar/202... + www.dnalounge.com/calendar/202...

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

If someone turns blond when using an Ouija board then it is a Super Seance

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Matt Boland @darthboland.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Voting in the Steam Awards always has me like: #SteamAwards2025 #SteamAwards

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Friday night - 8bitsf room takeover at the DNA Lounge 40th Anniversary party! www.dnalounge.com/calendar/202...

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Sorry I never made it to tea room 😢

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

MAGFest folks: Will be performing with Delorean Overdrive on the main stage at 4:10pm today! The set will also be streaming at twitch.tv/magfest for anyone who wants to tune in remotely - that's 4:10pm Eastern, 1:10 Pacific time.

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

You're still the GOAT for actually fixing that, lol

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

More streets should be named after pasta. What is a road if not a really big noodle

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

If there's one thing I've learned from the Chao Garden, it's that you should always shake the baby

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

but what if you have a meeting

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Jimothy Trashpanda Chi, PAX West 🔜 @tenaciouschi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

There's something satisfying about seeing this place pick up while the other place empties out as the owner looks for people to blame other than himself.

Elon Musk blaming the collapse of Twitter on everyone but himself.

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

Spinning a darksynth set as Ceno.b1t this Sunday at Cat Club SF! No cover. Come get evil

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

Starting a new band called Left Lane Prius. All our songs are recorded at 55bpm

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Phone: "Would you like to respond to this message?" Me: "Yes." Phone: "Ok, sending response." Me: ...

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

It should be legal to vandalize a car if its alarm has been going off for more than three minutes

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

one of the last remaining symbolic perks of living in SF is getting to vote against the ghoul

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

I can't even reverse engineer it by watching it

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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist → MFF @blimpeh.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

using this to write a strongly worded letter about the quality of the copper I received

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Alice Knows Karate @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

👁️🖤SOCAL SHOW DATE ANNOUNCEMENT 🖤👁️ WHERE HAVE ALL THE MALL GOTHS GONE? 💜2/24 @ @theoffbeatbar LA w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @boygrump @lxs.cochinxs 💚2/25 @ @thechecafe San Diego w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @spacewizardinspace_

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

someone on this plane needs a CPAP badly

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

we're going to build a wall. it's going to be a tremendous wall, and we're going to make oakland pay for it

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Halloween Mixtape 2K23 open.spotify.com/playlist/4oj...

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

The first thing I saw in Paris was some guy's ass hanging over the side of the metro exit. Made me feel right at home

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Tony Blair/Weird Al Guilt Project @tbwagp.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

Absolutely nobody in the world should ever buy a Hyundai ever again. The company is unfathomably negligent.

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Report all Paw Patrol ads as violent content

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Alice Knows Karate @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Alice Knows Karate is proud to present, in honor of the 5 year anniversary of Fablewave EP, the long-awaited, much anticipated, beautifully animated music video for "She's Got Legs, You Idiot". Catch the premiere Wednesday, 8/2 at 12PM PST! youtu.be/aJQVWXmyJ9M

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Alice Knows Karate - She's Got Legs, You Idiot [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

Buy "FABLEWAVE DELUXE" on Bandcamp for PWYW: https://aliceknowskarate.bandcamp.com/album/fablewave-deluxeTo commemorate the 5th anniversary of their debut EP...

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

did you know that if you stick a bagel bite in your gamecube disc slot it unlocks special cheats for tony hawk 4

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

this website lacks horse_ebooks

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

Read a thing years back that the amount of power used to download it billions of times gives it the highest carbon footprint of any media release in history Which may or may not be true, but it's funny to think about

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 21/07/2023

Truly, only Zuck could create a platform so hollow and devoid of culture that somehow it’s still more fun to post on the nazi-ridden pissbaby tantrum dumpster held together by duct tape that Twitter has become. Everyone so desperate for a new pub to gather in and Zuck opens an airport Applebees.

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

thank you for holding your call is valuable to us a customer care representative will be with you shortly HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK *repeat ad infinitum*

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

o no my precious golden rings

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Gabriel Roland @noukon.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

This unhinged Emoji Kitchen nonsense will henceforth be my first post on every new social media network that appears

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